September 2nd, 2010
We’re suffering from a case of the “shoulds”, Kickettes. We really should set aside a good few paragraphs here to advise you of the latest developments in the footballing career of Marco Borriello.
You see, Marco has just agreed a loan deal that takes him from AC Milan to rival Serie A side Roma. If all is well, he will sign on with Roma permanently at the end of the season for approximately 10 million Euros.
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September 2nd, 2010
Yessss! I’m logged on! Cescy hails his technological breakthrough.
Our F5 love Cesc Fabregas is on twitter. He’s followed the likes of other Spanish ‘ballers like Xabi Alonso (who tweets about Dexter), Sergio Ramos (who tweets photos like this) and Alvaro Arbeloa (who confirmed Cesc officially today) on the twitterverse.
FYI, if Cesc ever mentions his love of donuts on twitter, we’ll be shutting down as all our hopes and dreams will have been met and gratified.
PS: You’re part of the Kickette Army on twitter, yes?
September 2nd, 2010
Image of Mario Gomez via bild
Hats. An easy, functional, one step solution if you’ve been too drunk and/or lazy to wash your hair. We’ve all been there.
But a little known bonus fact is that hats are also capable of elevating an individual’s hotness quotient by up to 30%**.
Whether Robinho (above) and Mario Gomez (left) have brought out their headgear in order to conceal an outbreak of ‘party’ hair or simply want to avail themselves of a cute boost, we neither know nor care.
We admit, Robinho’s trucker 2.0 style and Mario’s pork pie variation are tricky to pull off, but we think both boys make ‘em work. You?
**Figure made up supplied by the Kickette Hotness Statistics Institute.
September 2nd, 2010
OK, so we’re super excited about Coleen Rooney’s new ad for Littlewoods.com.
The face of the British clothing retailers’ latest campaign unleashes her inner drill sergeant in the above clip, as she oversees the training of some new recruits in lifestyle essentials such as handbag carrying and shoe polishing. And might we say? She’s ruddy fabulous.
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September 2nd, 2010
We know, it’s rather unfathomable to think this man is capable of procreating both ovary-bursting boys and girls, but it’s true, Kickettes: Fernando and Olalla’s second child will be a baby boy. Image: GTRES.
Yes, Kickettes, it’s true. A bigger story than Sergio’s haircut has broken and better still, the outcome (we hope) will be infinitely more visually attractive.
In an interview with Cadena Cope, where Fernando discusses this past World Cup and his current EPL career, the interviewers inquire about the impending birth of his second child (Olalla will be about 6 months pregnant in September).
Despite his best attempts at playing coy, when probed, Torres simply responds with: Es Niño (translation: It’s a boy).
We can’t tell you. There hasn’t been this much excitement induced nausea in the Kickette office since a cookie dough van broke down outside…
September 1st, 2010
Image via Prisma/bellazon
Have this kid’s eyes been blurred for reasons of privacy? Or has he been blinded by Zidane’s unreasonably hot bod? We suspect the latter.
Damn that man is fine!
September 1st, 2010
You know, we’re seriously reconsidering our policy of feeling vaguely dirty when perving on young boys. It does us no good and quite honestly, it’s expending vital energy we could otherwise be utilising surfing the interweb for handbags.
Busy lives, people, busy lives.
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September 1st, 2010
You may remember some time ago we articulated our fear for ickle David Silva, as he moved from the relative safety of Valencia to the rough and tumble footie world of Manchester City. Well, our worst fears have come to fruition, Kickettes. David is coping with the transition in the only way a Spanish footballer knows how – retreating behind his own hair.
An intervention may be required. Continuation down this path can have horrifying consequences.
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