May 16th, 2012
As you can see from this collection of Panini stickers currently doing the rounds, Alessandro Del Piero has enjoyed a wide variety of hairstyles during his illustrious Juventus career.
“Why do I care?” you’re asking yourself. Well, he’s been at Juve forever. No one can be expected to retain the same bouff for decades.
Apart from Javier Zanetti, obviously.
May 16th, 2012
“He is tough, it’s a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear.”
The fact that the President of the United States is compelled to think about David Beckham’s pants when he meets him makes us feel a little better about our own response towards those ads.
FYI Kickettes – Becks and the rest of the LA Galaxy squad were at the White House to celebrate the team’s MLS Cup win last season.
May 16th, 2012
Three weeks before kick off, we were starting to get a little panicky about our coverage strategy for England at EURO 2012. John Terry’s recent transgressions, plus questions over his ability to play alongside Rio Ferdinand in central defence raised the possibility of the ex-captain not making the squad altogether. That would’ve seriously impeded our ability to snark over any divisions that *may* occur during the tournament, ya know what we mean?
Then this morning came and Roy Hodgson decided to include JT in his squad and omit Rio. Thus, our strategy is safe.
We seem to be the only people this works for, though. #Hodgsonout was trending on Twitter within twenty minutes of the announcement.
May 16th, 2012
May 16th, 2012
David Luiz: Well, I for one am glad he’s suspended. JT might be a pioneer in on-pitch accessorising but the boy has no clue when it comes to stylish haircuts.
The Champions League Final is the biggest event in the club football calender as such, it’s imperative that Chelsea is represented on the world stage by the best in blow dried bouffs. Fernando is getting his highlights touched up, and I’m about to take a delivery of an industrial size bucket of frizz ease to combat the humidity in the Allianz Arena.
What have you got in mind for the big day, Gary? Streaks like Phil Jones? Blue dye like Gael Clichy? Do tell.
Gary Cahill: Huh?
May 15th, 2012
They came. They saw. They scowled.
Four players from the German NT (plus Dennis Aogo, who failed to make the Euro 2012 squad) appear on four different German GQ covers in June: Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo (to be circulated in Northern Germany), Manuel Neuer (East Germany), Bastian Schweinsteiger (South Germany) and Mats Hummels (the luckiest part – West Germany).
Which cover do you hold to the hottest esteem Kickettes?
May 15th, 2012
May 15th, 2012
Blindfolding players is a necessary evil if we want the exact location of Kickette HQ to remain a secret.
We tend to take their pleas for leniency a little more seriously if they help us out in the early stages, though.
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