April 26th, 2010
2010 Update: The Kickette Hot Hall Of Fame
The Kickette Hot Hall of Fame = Timeless totty that will never fade in our hearts or nethers.
NEW ADDITION: XABI ALONSO, REAL-LY HOT MADRID
We realise that we are somewhat demanding in our requirements when it comes to footballers. Indeed, some may say we expect the impossible. But we’ll never apologise for having high expectation. We’re hot bishes and deserve the best.
These requirements are as myriad as they are diverse. Our baller must be faithful and true. He will have the genetic traits in place to repeatedly produce beautiful babies. He will consistently play well for his glamorous elite club in order to maintain the lifestyle to which we intend to become accustomed. He will know how to dress himself to supermodel standard, whether shilling product or arriving at training camp. Oh, and he needs to be hot as hell. Obviously.
Many years of research have led us to the conclusion that only one man is capable of fulfilling our stringent criteria. That man is Xabi Alonso.
A shoo-in for the Finest Five in the last round of voting, Xabi has variously been described by you guys as ‘the Spanish Mr Bond’, ‘the walking definition of perfect’ and the cause of some confusion, sexuality wise. We bow to the weight of expectation, people. He’s going into the Hot Hall Of Fame.
Last word? In an impassioned plea sent to Kickette office last week, the following was stated: ‘How can Xabi’s continued exclusion be explained justifiably? I don’t think it can. Besmirch this righteous legacy no more. I implore you’.
We couldn’t have put it better ourselves.
IKER CASILLAS – REAL MADRID
It’s hardly a surprise to see our long-time love Iker Casillas finally moving over to the upper echelons of our appreciation list.
After sitting atop our F5 for several years, keeping our hearts a flutter with a variety of emo expressions, charity work cuteness, knicker-popping photoshoots, anti-carb stance and dating shenanigans we largely (unsurprisingly) disapproved of, the depth of our feelings had to be acknowledged.
After much soul (and hard drive) searching, we now know that no amount of terrible (excruciatingly awful) clothing choices can ever change the way we feel about our boy. Yes, yes, yes. It’s always been you, Iker.
FRANCESCO TOTTI, AS ROMA
Much like the other men on our Hot HOF list, Francesco Totti is an icon in his realm.
This Italian’s specialty is of high value round these parts: he has no naked shame. The fine Francesco is a man that seems more comfortable with his clothes off than on – a modern day hero if we’ve ever met one. He’s got a feisty wife, two beautiful ovary-popping children, a love of animals and… well let’s just get back to the love of parading around minimally clothed bit. Boy buff, yes?
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EXISTING MEMBERS:
DAVID BECKHAM, LA GALAXY
Where else would Beckham be, but at the top of the mancandy foodchain? He is – and has been for quite some time now, one of the sexiest men on the pitch. His success, his willingness to experiment with his personal style and take risks, his sweet spot kicks, his ability to rise like a buff, chiseled phoenix from the injuries, dramas, trials and tribulations that have sat alongside his stellar career and prove naysayers wrong? All tick the “Hot HOF” win box for us.
Fatherhood suits him better than Armani. And we hate to admit it, but all those stories about his affairs? In our darker moments we admit they make him hotter: he is fallible and driven by lust. And insanely rich. He’s the living nummies.
FABIO CANNAVARO, RETIRED
Italy is a country full of the suave, stylish and seductively-accented, yet for us, Fabs is head and shoulders above the rest. It’s the twinkle in his eye and his claim to the best booty in Europe. (Trust us, we’ve checked). He’s a fantastic defender. Oh, and he has a hot brother, Paolo. That counts for a lot in our books.
If that’s not enough to sway you, we respect your right to be wrong. We also have this to say: They Had To Shrink It. Thanks for playing.
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FREDDIE LJUNGBERG, FREE AGENT
Naysayers will point out that Mr. Yum-berg is losing the battle to retain a full head of hair; we say it’s the testosterone overload from his manly macho man-filled manliness that is the cause. Case in point: how many footie players have been very successful models for Calvin Klein? Who can attest to that level of sizzle? In some places across North America, Freddie was known first for his skanties, second for his football. Let’s all give respect where due, okay? Who else can rock tightie whities like that? No one, dagnabit. No one.
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PAOLO MALDINI, RETIRED
The more time passes, the more we appreciate. The more we appreciate, the more we want to feed Paolo tiramisu whilst he reads to us from the Gucci catalogue and flexes his thighs every page and a half. It’s not just Mr. Maldini’s historic level of play that is such a sizzle-factor for us, it’s his great style, panache and full blown swagger he’s got at levels triple that of the average bloke. And he’s Italian. Basta.
RAUL GONZALEZ, SCHALKE 04
A great head of hair can do wonders for those petitioning to get on the HHOF list, we concur.
Raul’s doe-eyes of chocolate and museum worthy hip dips didn’t hurt either.
He’s all class, this hombre. Indeed, he makes us want to break into MOR radio showtunes of appreciation: We don’t know much, but we know we love you.
THIERRY HENRY, NEW YORK RED BULLS
He’s French, he’s immaculately turned out and is a pleasure to watch on the pitch. Few ballers we know make great style seem so effortless. Plus, there’s zee accent. Had to be done.
These guys are welcome to attend our football trials any day!!
I would not mind any of these players in my team to be honest. We do with talent like these guys at our <a title="Football trials, training and coaching" href="http://www.football52.com/">football trials next month!
Xabi Alonso, Mr. Perfect *¬*
i wanna suck all his dicksssssss
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FABIO CANNAVARO? This is bullshit!
john terry should be up there
Enjoyed every bit of your website.Thanks Again. Great.
I kind of die a little when I look at his mouth. Anyone else?
I'd like to point out that there are THREE Italians i
cannavaro
fernando torres? ;D
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were is xavi !!!!
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im loving Iker and Totti
Sergio Ramos NEEDS to be on this list. That hair, those abs… mmmmm
cristiano ronaldo http://www.youtube.com/user/CR7abi?feature=mhum
wers sergio ramos <3
how could anyone find Justin Bieber SEXY
When there is IKER CASILLAS ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
San Iker -> hot !!
only manchester united and real madrid and rooney and cris ronaldo and tylor swift
Villa :'( Add him. Truely the hottest person on the face of this planet. <3
i couldn't agree more!!! Villa is missing.:/ and seriously Thierry Henry hotter than Villa arrrgg… come on?!
MESUT OZIL SHOULD BE THERE!!!!!!
Where is Villa??? <3
it's soooo bad he's sooo hoot??? WTF…!?!
daived beckham is so hot every thing with real is hot
what hapen to pique?????gerard pique is obviously hot stuff! anyways……cannavaro!!!!!!!!! luv him
too bad in america we dont have these kind of hot papis. doesnt even exist. here its socer!!!!!!
Cannavaro is HAWT but where Kickettes is my beautiful Sex-Fabregas?!!
Where is IBRA?! who said that Cannavaro is hot n'ah!
XABI . . . . . . I have no words!
xabier alonso , a gift to womankind
Couldn't agree more!
Thank you Kickette for finally answering my pleas and putting Xabi right where he belongs!
Also, I think his inclusion gives new dimensions to the name Real(ly Hot) Madrid, just look at the number of HHoFers who are from/played for RM!
xabi.xabi xabi xabi xabi xabi xabi xabi xabi
YAAY XABIER IS FINALLY IN THE HOT HOF!!! The most irresistable man on earth! I'm so happy!!
Also i think that Stevie Gerrard deserves to be in this list too (:
Will you think about his entrance here?
He's like one of the sexiest persons alive (:
YES XABI… <3
finally!!!
XABI.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
Iker, The Berba,Ronaldo,and last but not least Nando <3
HOT BABX
i would like to see fabregas there too
omg its u..its blue..its zambabawa
TİTİ HENRY is very handsome…
I am supremely happy to see il mio capitano added to the HOF. He surely deserves it. He’s so attractive it’s gone beyond lust at this point, now I almost fear fantasizing about him… I don’t think I can even handle that level of hot in my dreams.
Congrats to Iker, a very deserving man. For some reason, the sexiest thing about Iker to me is his lips. I kind of die a little when I look at his mouth. Anyone else?
I’d like to point out that there are THREE Italians in the HOF, more than any other nationality. B/c that’s where the sexy people live.
I love his lips too
i like my hipssssss
and now there are three spaniards
Just Henry and perhaps Ljungberg to me, tk you very much. The rest is more of the same marketing. Boring.
Oops. Totti appeals to me in a certain way too. The rest… pure boredom.
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My first love
I don't understand why Ljungberg is a member of the hot hof… BTW isn't he gay……….
and!!!…what's the problem?!!!
Ohhh Iker … mi angelito. Face of an angel, most beautiful eyes ever and that smile (melts)…
he is so cute and have the kindest heart i have ever seen
hellz yeah, Iker. whatta beauty. *swoon*
Awesome choices Kickette: Love you Raul ♥♥
Aww, Iker! I can’t say I’m surprised; I always knew he’d make it on this list sooner or later; I just always thought it would be later! He’s not ‘that’ old! He deserves it though..
ahh well that made me far too happy. Fantastic pics. Especially of Iker (of course) and that first one of Totti. OMG. Oh to be his wife.
Great choices, Kickette, especially with Iker <3
But how come you've added him to the H.O.F list on the left hand side of the page but you haven't added Totti?
Ooh yeh, well spotted, where is Totti?
Aw, Iker
. Am sad to see him go, but alas – I knew it was coming.
Agree, the classic ones
I lost my mind (and ability of writing words correctly) from these boys-i meant -complete perfection :-d
iker iker iker–does anyone else exist??
*thinks*
naw … IKER!!
so when will cescy be added to the hot h.o.f where we all know he truely belongs?
Finally…. Iker made it!!!!!
Raul, Titi, Freddie, and Iker – Yes, please!
Iker is beautiful, of course. An obvious choice! But Totti? Nah!
Let me add that my countryman Freddie still rocks my boat!
Still not all that interested in Iker, but I seem to be in the minority so *shrugs* eh. Whatever.
Totti though, hooboy. Yum. <3
lol, i’m part of that minority too
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iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker, iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker,iker-sorry I couldn't resist:)
Iker
DDDDD
DD
haha i f* love him
It’s funny how most men in the HHOF don’t do anything for me. Call me crazy but I’ve never found Iker attractive, and neither Becks, nor Maldini, Raul or Totti (yikes!). Canna has great eyes, smile and omg the booty, so thumbs up for him. Ljungberg and his CK ads…hell yes, I approve! One hot mofo he is!
Thierry….no words! Love of my life! <3
Sounds like you're a fan of the whole lack of head hair business!
Only Becks and Iker do anything for me tbh…the rest are just sorta, there.
Haha never thought about the hair thing, but you might have a point there!
OMG really????
Yeah, most of them don’t do anything for me neither. Plus I’ve seen them all so many times, I’m completely immune to their (probable) charms.
All I love/want but Becks, he looks good but thats it!
OMG MrsNesta!! Don't hate on the Becks!!!! It going against the way of the English lolololololololololol
!!!! Just joking!!! HAHAHAHAH!!
As long as he kept quiet I wouldn't complain
Why? Because of his girly sounding voice or because he is a bit vain?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
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Yeh the voice would irritate me but also he doesn't really say anything with any depth (same with Posh). LOLOLOLOL
True, true…they both don't smile either and that bothers me lol!
Exactly! Of course he's good looking but he's just meh to me. I like my guys a little edgy/not too perfect looking. Ibrahimovic I'd bang any day! XD
i need some ibra in my life. yummm. and funny
He’s growing on me I have to say!
Excellent work Kickettes!
Two very deserving members of the Hall of Fame.
Especially Totti. THat body. *Swoons*
Well done Kickette – glad to faced facts and did the right the thing by us all (especially the fashionista amongst us!) Both deserved to be where they are now. Don’t mourn their passing – just celebrate the good times we all had!
Iker!!!! Yayyy!!! Congrats!!!!!! OMG my eyes are filling with tears of happiness!!!!!YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! *Throws confetti and ballons fall from the sky*!!!!!!!
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And Francesco Totti!!!!! Yayyyy!!!!
Kickette, you have made my week
Thank you,
Molly-Anna!!
Iker deserved to be on one of the two list!!! He may not be the best dresser or have the greatest taste in women (aka Pasta) but he sexy and sweet!!!! It would have been rude if he was tossed aside just because of some mistakes he had made!! I said my peace!!!
It needed to be said
LOL
He makes up for those other aspects, Molly 
But we LOVE him still <3 *floating in the air feeling while opening FB to update my status*
Thank you ladies for understanding
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…I'm a bit (ok, largely) bothered by the Pasta. BUT, let's save that for another time haha
You know what my mum told me don't bring up a death at a wedding lolololololol……she really didn't I just made it up
thought it was funny. But why don't we leave Pasta for when Operation Black Cat happens and lets, let Iker have his celebration without her causing him more problems lol 
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I totally agree, Molly. This celebration should only include us. We will sort pasta sauce out during OBC…. plans are in the making… lol. She only came now in the picture, so she should stand aside whilst we enjoy our moment with our beautiful Iker!!! lol.
Guys, i so feel like booking a ticket to Madrid and going personally to Iker's place to congratulate him!!! lol. This is so exciting! We should all go!
yes, i agree with this. and then we could pop over to italia as well! totti's not getting enough love. but he gets a day, iker gets at least a week!!
I'm on my way to the airport, and maybe Iker wants to invite his friends (team mates) to celebrate as well, that would be ok with me.
Yeh cos you two have a lot of "talking" to do
LOL I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE IKER CONGRATULATIONs PARTY WITH IKER, RM, AND SPANISH NT!! And Senora Ramos I can teach you some colours and how to ask someone their name in spanish LOLOLOLOL. Oh and how to count to 100
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i agree, Nesta. "talking"…. lol. More like smooching!!! lol
OMG he's so hot he's on two lists!!!! Thats a double celebration then, it may last a couple of weeks, so we might aswell stay there and then travel with them to SA
lol molly! i have hello, goodbye, blue, red, yellow, white (obs los blancos!!), my name is, sorry, excuse me, clouds, island, numbers 1-10, umm, that might be it. all thanks to dora (ok, not all, but a lot) oh rescue from deigo. i keep telling my hubby we are going to get spanish muzzy for my 2 year old! lol!
and only he could be that amazing trisha. that's what happens when you're san iker!!
I already have my bags pack LOL
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lol…. the more the merrier… he can bring the whole spanish team and RM…. lol… we are sooo naughty!
real madrid hotness party!!! ::squealslikeafangirl:: oh pls oh pls oh pls. iker, i’ll just give you a big kiss then let the others have you as sergio and i find a place to “talk” in my nonexistant spanish!!
Guys, did ur’ll notice that at this very moment, Iker is on the FF5 and the HOT H.O.F!!! How cool is that?
Yeah, how cool… thank you, kickette. You have made my day!!!
mwah…mwah… i am going to enjoy this whilst it lasts!!!
Yes it was us who put him there, not her!
Thats right!!! Pasta needs to step to the side right now or its going to get ugly
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Like she is lol
YAAAY!!! Finally!!! Iker ♥
Completly pefrection!!!
you never disappoint kickette. So glad to see Iker on HOF. I couldn't imagine him not being on any of the lists.
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….. this has made my day!!!
Thank you, Kickette!
Really? Iker in the HHOF before CR9?? I don't get it……
Ummm maybe because Cron is like 25 and not everything in the world of football is about him. Not trying to be mean but it is true
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I understand that this sounds mean but I REALLY am not trying to be!! Just trying to make a point
. You are entitled to your opinion about who you want to be in certain list but maybe Cron will make it into the F5.
Molly, I know you're not mean! And we normally agree on most football things! I'm just genuinely surprised that's all. Cris is more of an international sex symbol, much like many of the other guys in the HHOF. I think Iker is adorable, and I wasn't trying to take anything away from him…I just don't (personally) think of him in Maldini/Beckham territory. We'll just have to agree to disagree on this one!
Don't worry Ella, Molly had been celebrating in the Iker thread and had a little too much to drink LOLOLOLOL
We know Molly's not mean LOL but didn't think Cris would make HHOF as he had been nominated in F5, he's young and got a lot of love going for him 
Yes we can agree to disagree I was just saying he was a bit young to be on the HHOF
!! Once again I am sorry if I sounded mean 
! I was in like a crazy fangirl moment lolol!! Sometimes I wish there was a delete button for the comments because I really felt bad for sounding mean to you because we do agree on alot of footballer related things. And thank you for understanding 
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I think Iker is so sexy because he isnt that way of sexy like Cristano Ronaldo.. or Beckham… He is the "normal" men.. and he has something ..very attractive! A men like him is sexy even without cr7's Sixpack ;D
Just watch the "El CLasicos" Iker was one of the only men who wanted to stop the fights between the players of barca and madrid ;D
IKER = HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
both more than deserving additions. Both gorgeous. I have a sneaking suspicion that I might actually find the HOF more swoonsome than the Finest 5….
mte
Where's Cescy??
Hopefully in Finest Five
This is just the Hot Hall of Fame…the Finest Five has not been posted yet
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where's nando too??
yeh for Iker and totti in the HHOF….my 2 eternal 'baller loves.
Hurry up already with the Finest Five. please and thank you
I know!!! I need to see who is in this list!!!
By my reckoning it should be Yoann, Nando, Cesc, Vidic, Xabi. In no particular order.
I love Xabi (I'm married to him) but me want to see Marco on the list, you've got to have an Italian in the F5
Exactly!! The Italians are hot! They are taking over the weekly fits and torso days! And they are nicely represented on the HOF! We neeeed one in the F5!!
The Italians were the original hot footballers and they will always be the ones all the others aspire to.
Amen to that! That’s the truth! And they seem to have found the fountain of youth (see Paolo Maldini, Fabio Cannavaro, Ciro Ferrera, etc.) LOL
Canna said in an interview at Madrid it’s down to living healthly and LOTS of sex.
OHHH CANNA, CANNA…I'M UP FOR ALOT OF SEX WITH CANNA *RAISES HAND* AND SCREAMS PICK ME CANNA, PICK ME!!!!
LOL! canna, pls pick molly! and call me later!
yeah, afer Becks, Canna was my second footballer that i noticed when he was holding up the previous world cup and now i also notice, David Villa…. lol.
It's just plain rude for her not to share him really, lol.
I know Suzie Daniela would look like a pretty selfish person if she didn't share him
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OMG If I had my own Canna I wouldn't get anything done, imagine waking up next to that, I'd never get out of bed!!!!!!
Canna needs to come on Kickette and get our numbers LOLOLOL!!
!! Hopefully Daniela won’t mind LOL!!! Sorry Daniela but when you have a hubby like that you just have to expect it LOLOL!! 
LOL for real! Daniela needs to share, I mean this just isn’t fair that SHE gets him all to herself!!! Not cool lady!! Although I’m sure if I had Canna I would be all “MINE!!” *hides him* So that no one would steal him hahaha Or I would just let him be cloned so that everyone in the world could have their very own Cannavaro! OMG I think I just solved world peace!!!!:)
OOH PICK ME ALSO, we need to tell other hot ballers these words of wisdom
He should pick me, cos I picked him!!!!
well he WAS besties with Iker when he as at Madrid!
Its Canna!!!! as girls gotta do what…..ever!
I can't agrue with you on that
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Don’t use the fact that you are his wife to gain leverage!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
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Oooh. That's what OBC stands for. So you guys are planning to release a dozen or so black cats on her? Genius.
Yeah cutecurls, u welcome. All Iker fans are welcome to join OBC…. the more, the merrier…. lol. As long as you willing to help get some black cats…lol…. we gonna surround pasta sauce with some BC Lovin…
Yep, yep…Pasta is scared of black cats lol so therefore we created Operation Black Cat lol
!!! You are welcome to come and join if you would like to 
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Lol
Sure, sure. Count me in. Can’t wait to see the expression on her face. I shall use my over active imagination till then. Really kudos to whoever come up with this idea.
Think it was Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas)
We also have IA (Ikers Anonymous) where we support each when horrid Pasta stories get posted!
This support group just keeps better and better, doesnt it?
Yeah I think it was Trisha too
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And we’re recruiting, the more of us who go the better
That's a lot of Real Madrid in the HHOF. Not that I'm complaining. And I'm glad that you added the retouching issue to Canna's entry.
I suppose I shouldn't be upset that someone as young as Iker is in a Hall of Fame. It's a complement, right? As long as he continues to be revered and meticulously followed here, I will be content.
YAY For Totti! This is a proud moment for him, I'm sure
His body is killer. His wife is gorgeous and his kids are lovely! Great choice!!;)
I think I will go congratulate him in person
I just wish Iker would get rid of that horrible moustache/beardy thing he has going on…
Still hot though!
me 2!!!
I approve of both additions
Noice! Very.
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAN IKER MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chocolate martinis and champagne all around!!! what a wonderful way to start the week. thanks kickette!
also, congrats totti! you're deserving as well
Chocolate Martinis yummm!!! Thats sounds good!!!
i decided fri night that in protest of no sergio, i had tapas. andalusian lamb kabobs, yummy!!! all for gitano! so if marco doesn't make F5 it's b/c i didn't have italian!
Aagh, dont worry Ramos…. Sergio will make the list in the near future…. a man that original and distinctive has too!!!
molly, is was delish! and trisha, i’ve decided through my coping mechanism that sergio and i don’t need the list. i don’t have to share him that way!
Yummy thats sound so good!
iker casillas sounds better *rawww*
Kickette – Well done – Not sure what would've happened if Iker was not in H.O.F. And Totti is all kinds of hot so deserves to make it. I'm very happy with this
"Not sure what would’ve happened if Iker was not in H.O.F."
there would be riots, probably…
Yeh very true and I’d be at the front lol
The only surprise for me is that Roque Santa Cruz isn't there! Other than that, I know where Kickette's heart lies.
Not the same as my personal HOF, but lovely to look at nonetheless.