July 23rd, 2012
2012 MLS All-Star Hottie Poll: Stu Holden Weighs In
The quest to determine the hottest ‘baller not named Beckham in the MLS is a long and treacherous one, filled with much analysis of thunder thighs, large wage packets and appropriate hair gel usage. Our honourable journey has caused a massive debate amongst our devotees, and now even the players want in.
Kickettes, if you haven’t already voted in our All Star poll, there’s still time. But also, Stu Holden wants you to thoroughly consider his one, true bromantic love because, as the Bolton Wanderers/USMNT player puts it:
“Jay DeMerit’s chiseled abs are a thing of beauty and who wouldn’t love a man that sings Bieber in the shower??”
If you’re unfamiliar with JD, he’s tall, up for a laugh and knows how to properly use a razor blade. Plus, he’s a movie star (Shameless plug alert: “Rise & Shine: The Jay DeMerit Story” – now available on iTunes.)
Alas, if the Vancouver Whitecaps ‘baller doesn’t win over our readers’ choice poll, at least Stu can take comfort in knowing Jay’s karaoke singing future looks bright.