July 23rd, 2012

2012 MLS All-Star Hottie Poll: Stu Holden Weighs In

The quest to determine the hottest ‘baller not named Beckham in the MLS is a long and treacherous one, filled with much analysis of thunder thighs, large wage packets and appropriate hair gel usage. Our honourable journey has caused a massive debate amongst our devotees, and now even the players want in.

Kickettes, if you haven’t already voted in our All Star poll, there’s still time. But also, Stu Holden wants you to thoroughly consider his one, true bromantic love because, as the Bolton Wanderers/USMNT player puts it:

“Jay DeMerit’s chiseled abs are a thing of beauty and who wouldn’t love a man that sings Bieber in the shower??”

If you’re unfamiliar with JD, he’s tall, up for a laugh and knows how to properly use a razor blade. Plus, he’s a movie star (Shameless plug alert: “Rise & Shine: The Jay DeMerit Story” – now available on iTunes.)

Alas, if the Vancouver Whitecaps ‘baller doesn’t win over our readers’ choice poll, at least Stu can take comfort in knowing Jay’s karaoke singing future looks bright.

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7 Responses to “2012 MLS All-Star Hottie Poll: Stu Holden Weighs In”

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  2. Nicola says:

    Jay DeMerit is sex on legs. Plain. Simples.

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  4. TAMMYV says:

    I love the bromance and Stu and Jay… but Chris P FTW

  5. IHeartSpain says:

    Out of the All-Stars, I vote Graham Zusi. Wow, I'll have to pay special attending the next time Sporting come to town!
    The hottest player in entire MLS is Jay DeMerit's buddy, Alain Rochat from Vancouver Whitecaps.

  6. gin_in_teacups says:

    I will never not love the way Stu Holden loves his buddies.