July 18th, 2012

2012 MLS All-Star: Who’s The Hottest Of Them All?


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Image: FootballFashion.org. Big thnx to @Will_Kuhns for all his help!

Beckham aside (‘cos that’d be just too easy), who’s the best-looking MLS All-Star player? Is it classic Californian Dan Kennedy, wavy-haired Graham Zusi, steel-jawed Jay DeMerit, ab-tastic Heath Pearce, 2010 Cosmo bachelor Chris Pontius, bizarre fashion advisor Aurélien Collin or the perpetually-stylish Thierry Henry?

Rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply created a photo gallery of players who we believe will truly make this year’s All Star game a more beautiful thing.

The MLS All-Stars will face Chelsea on 25 July at Philadelphia’s PPL Park - will you be joining us Kickettes? Also, let us know if we’ve overlooked someone worth several looks. Here’s the complete roster just in case.

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28 Responses to “2012 MLS All-Star: Who’s The Hottest Of Them All?”

  1. S.P.D says:

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  2. savannah says:

    it's all about Heath Pearce. With a face like that and even maybe a little something going on in his noggin he can't be beat. Love his twitter feed.

  3. teresamunoz91 says:

    The first name I saw was Dan Kennedy, didn't even have to look at the rest of the list, just voted for him right away

  4. Hannah says:

    C'mon guys… Dan Kennedy all the way.

  5. QuakesAtHeart says:

    WONDOLOWSKI HANDS DOWN!

  6. chay says:

    I admit that I had no idea who any of the people on this list were except Henry and Donovan. I just don't pay attention to MLS. Having said that and having perused the pics gallery, I must say that Chris Pontius is quite handsome, the kind of looks that would turn heads when he walked into a room.

  7. jen says:

    i had no idea the gentlemen of MLS were so blessed in the looks department!

  8. xoxosp says:

    buu that team needs Angel

  9. Andrea says:

    Need a better DeMerit picture. Loved him in the skinny tie. Also in the ice bath with Joe Cannon. Can’t wait to see who wins.

  10. TAMMYV says:

    Chris P

  11. Meginha says:

    It's obviously Heath Pearce. That's not even a fair question.

  12. Zhi says:

    Have to vote for Chris Pontius since I work for D.C. United and since he's such a pretty boy.

  13. Sara in Paris says:

    The hottest is HANDS DOWN Thierry Henry. No doubt about it. He's like wine, only gets better with age. That silky moka chocolate skin of his is delish.

  14. Erin says:

    Aurélien Collin, 'the more ridiculous, the better!'

  15. Dr. Heidi says:

    I wish someone could explain the obsession with Beckham…..I just don't see it, get it, understand it, support it…….REALLY? BECKS? Even if you think he's good looking (open for debate), that prepubescent voice of his removes all appeal…
    Sorry ladies, I just had to ask! I see him referenced EVERYWHERE here…..

    • Sara in Paris says:

      I agree! It's such a contrast to his PR created tough hot sultry man image. I don't find guys who put so much effort into their appearance attractive.

      • Dr. Heidi says:

        thank you Sara! It's comforting to know I'm not alone….. :-) for years, I've wanted to ask those who are much more familiar with the game than I what the appeal was. I only discovered soccer in March, and since then have definitely decided on my particular obsessions…..(ahem, Ramos – can I get an AMEN).
        Different tastes make the world go 'round I guess…..

  16. CAB says:

    The picture of Kyle Beckerman doesn’t do him justice! He definitely is the hottest of them all! Pick a different pic for him!

  17. Tashinka says:

    FYI, Kickette – there's a different comment form on the poll results page. And that's where my comment ended up, I think.

  18. Tashinka says:

    Tough call – voted for “boyfriend” Zuzi, because he’s adorbs and plays for my team, but would also pick Demerit because I have seen (and supported) the documentary and love him.

  19. thelovehater says:

    Hottest? It’s a tie for me (and that’s not a bad thing!). Heath Pearce and Dan Kennedy. I can’t decide since both are equally attractive.

  20. Elaine says:

    Ozzie Alonso, Seattle Sounders' "Honey Badger," don't give a f*ck :-)