December 17th, 2009
24 Hours With Abigail Clancy
- Wake up, as per norm, in a pile of money.
- Kiss Crouchie, and jump in the shower.
-Throw on a tight LBD, buzz for hairdressing services.
-After a great messy blow-out, call for chauffeur to head to the Olympia to support bestie, Toni Terry in her dressage debut.
- Pose for photographs and seek out alcohol.
- Congratulate Toni and then speed dial Elen Rives to see if she knows where the alcohol is.
- Brief pause from alcohol-seeking activities to flick hair and render dozens of hapless males in vicinity unable to speak, function, breathe, nor go home to their wives without feeling like they’ve committed mental adultery.
- Head to Whisky Mist*, get bladdered.
- Stumble out of club.
- Attempt to hold pose for paparazzi whilst Elen cackles loudly in your ear. Feel annoyed. Feel guilty about feeling annoyed. Re-pose.
- Collapse at home in pile of money.
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Please note: events may not have occured according to our description. In fact, most may not have occurred at all. Except the sleeping on a money mattress. That’s gotta be true.
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*John and Toni Terry were also at the club, but they took a discrete back exit to avoid photographers.
does elen want her earrings any bigger?!
Abigail is cute but she looks sooo much older than her real age. In five years girlfriend is going to look 40!
While I quite like Abby, I can't stand Elen. She comes off as quite the attention seeker and not even subtly.
AMAZING.
I think I cried laughing.
That was funny…..I cannot look at Elen pic,she's almost scary in this one…Abigail is just stunning
Sue Terry crashed the party too. What a trashtastic group.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1236536/John-Terrys-mother-gatecrashes-Elen-Rivas-Abbey-Clancys-WAG-night-out.html
Abigail has had her lips done. Disappointing…she’s gorgeous already and trout pouts are gross.
What? Can you actually see it on the pic?
Yes, I just noticed it here. Click on the photos to enlarge them. It's quite obvious and off-putting.
It looks like she used the lip plumper gloss to me with three shades of lip liner to make them look fuller.. they don't look injected to me
Look at her top lip in that 2nd pic. Gloss can't do that IME. But I would be happy if that were the case. Abbey doesn't need any "work".
She still has her cupid's bow completely intact and pointed. That would be flattened with Botox. It looks like a lot of lip linning and plumper to me and it is not really visible in the first pic with is the same night
Feel annoyed. Feel guilty about feeling annoyed. Re-pose.
haahaha! This has to be true as well
Too good.
OMG, I hadn't noticed (miraculously) that Elen had taken two XMas trees on her eaaars. What a mess.
I respect Abby for not dumping Elen as soon as she was de-WAGed.*
But Abbys honey, you are wearing a sweater and some pantyhose.. that is not an outfit. You forgot the bottom half of it
Sounds like a typical Wednesday, really.
When I just open the secont picture I can look into Elen's nose. Not nice.
Elen's gigantic earrings have pearly things only slightly smaller than her nostrils…. hee!