Bridgey has a fag, hangs with wagabees. We're kind of over it. 
I hope Henry is happy with her…
- Wake up, as per norm, in a pile of money.
- Kiss Crouchie, and jump in the shower.
-Throw on a tight LBD, buzz for hairdressing services.
-After a great messy blow-out, call for chauffeur to head to the Olympia to support bestie, Toni Terry in her dressage debut.
- Pose for photographs and seek out alcohol.
- Congratulate Toni and then speed dial Elen Rives to see if she knows where the alcohol is.
- Brief pause from alcohol-seeking activities to flick hair and render dozens of hapless males in vicinity unable to speak, function, breathe, nor go home to their wives without feeling like they’ve committed mental adultery.
- Head to Whisky Mist*, get bladdered.
- Stumble out of club.
- Attempt to hold pose for paparazzi whilst Elen cackles loudly in your ear. Feel annoyed. Feel guilty about feeling annoyed. Re-pose.
- Collapse at home in pile of money.
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Please note: events may not have occured according to our description. In fact, most may not have occurred at all. Except the sleeping on a money mattress. That’s gotta be true.
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*John and Toni Terry were also at the club, but they took a discrete back exit to avoid photographers.
Too good.
does elen want her earrings any bigger?!