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http://twitpic.com/trw3k - Cristiano looks positively lush on promo-duty at the Bernabeu for his new bio.
When footballers head into other sporting arenas we get confused and frightened. Much pie is consumed as a coping strategy.
But, our therapists have been helping us work through our fear issues and today we’re focusing on the excellent show of guns brought by Roma’s DDR and Francesco Totti. They’re at the recent game with Lottomatica for the World Food Programme, btw, not just having a pick-up shoot out in the basement of Daniele’s mansion.
Season’s Greetings from Sweat-stains, The Undertaker and Mighty Mouse!
So, we’re thinking Cristiano may have wrapped his own present this time around as that is some shoddy workmanship right there. But you know what? We’re not even going to get at him, because he chopped the highlights. He did good.
(Btw, homie in the middle is a b-ball player.)
What are the lads up to? They were out after their traditional Christmas luncheon to visit different hospitals and give presents to children. Lovely stuff.
Random extra: watching Sergio and Guti throwing down vocals in the booth is your win-win situ of the day.
Wayne Bridge and his partner Vanessa have “officially” split.
We say “officially” like that annoying person that uses finger quotes at the office Xmas party when describing his online hookup/relationship, because as most of us know, the pair haven’t been together for a little while.
Vanessa, a model originally from France, recently commented on the split, blaming external influences at City as the reason for the break. “Players and friends led him astray,” she said. “He was going out more than he should have.”
Vanessa then followed this up by stressing she was sure no one else was involved.
Interesting comment to add, but whatevs. It’s a slow news day so we’ll take it.
It’s always sad when a couple with a child splits up – they have a three-year-old son named Jaydon. But still, we’re quite sure Vanessa will land on her feet – especially after browsing through the photos on her website. Congratulations on your bottom, V.)
And Wayne? Well, the Manchester City Xmas party is this weekend… let’s just leave it at that.
Yes, all your hopes, dreams and Disney fantasies have come true, Kickettes. Sergio Ramos is portraying Aladdin in this calendar shot for the Ana Rosa 2010 Calendar. He’s June.
But wait: wasn’t Aladdin mostly shirtless during the film? We call lawsuit.
Applause please: we didn’t make one single “we’d like to rub his lamp” joke.
See more photos: at Telecinco.es. [via ONTD Football]
Aw, bless. It’s a big day for a new mum.
No, not your child’s first tooth, nor their first gaze up into your eyes with a smile that isn’t wind. We’re talking about the first shopping expedition*. That moment when your credit cards are exerting their rights to shop for more than booties and Elmo videos and baby better be up for it, damn it.
Coleen Rooney’s retail day out in Liverpool today with her brothers and baby Kai was a huge success, in our opinion. Why? Well, Col was out for several hours at the shops and looked relaxed from sun up to sun down. Perhaps part of the chilled mood comes from the emotions a giant Chanel bag over the shoulder can give, but by all accounts it looked like a good day out for the family.
(And, a good day out for the Chanel, natch.)
*We’re assuming this is Kai’s first official public retail therapy outing, but please update if we missed this milestone occasion.
While our projected 2010 horoscopes aren’t bringing much excitement, David Villa’s newest calendar shots are motivating us to hang tight until sunny, soul-patchless August comes around.
Some top-line thoughts on the four months-worth we’ve got our eager hands on:
1. He should always pose shirtless. And play shirtless;
2. We enjoy seeing David smile once a year. We thought all we needed was the bitchface. We were wrong;
3. If his left hand was rubbing his belly, wouldn’t he look like the ‘pregnant man’ on the calendar’s cover? We find this compelling.
Valencia ladies – be sure to share the wealth and fork over any of the other months so we can also put these Villa calendar pics in a safe spot: our photobucket albums/under our pillows/in our Voodoo Make A Villa kits.
