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Prima Donna Players: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

A “must do” checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status: – Get inked, quantity over quality style. – Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travel faster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them. – Get drunk off £400 bottles of bubbly, often. – Holiday in Ibiza/Sardinia. – Go on [...]

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Ex-Players In Kits: Do’s & Don’ts

Luis Figo at a charity football match in Lisbon on Wednesday night. Image: AFP/GettyImages. Do.

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Luis Figo: Ludicrous Legwear

Figo’s poor distraction ploy was doomed from the start. Images: DESIREE MARTIN/AFP/Getty Images. Terrifying trousers on hot footballers is something we’ve had to get used to in our time, but Luis Figo has confounded us with his late, spectacular entry to the hall of shame. The former Real Madrid, Barcelona and Portugal international sported these spotty [...]

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Luis Figo & Helen Svedin: Top Gun Gala Guests

Do you loff Helen’s dress as much as we do? Images via Dave M. Benett/Getty Images Europe and Style.com.  

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Luis Figo: Still Hot, Regardless Of Headgear?

Image: Jasper Juinen/Getty Images. Here’s Portuguese legend and Kickette fantasy boink buddy Luis Figo at the Estadio da Luz on November 15th. He received a UEFA award for playing in more than 100 international games. Part of his prize pack was this hat. Still hot? Or would removal and burning be a ‘pre-match’ contractual obligation for [...]

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