We hate when we disappoint our readers with uncharacteristically sporadic posting schedules, but to be honest, we’ve been off our rockers all day. For that we must properly apologise: 1. We’re sorry. 2. It won’t happen again…this week. 3. What man candy can we bribe you with so we can makeup and be BFFs again?
Continue Reading »‘Who, me?’ The reality of being identified as a Level 1 Hottie hits home for Olivier when five hundred rampant Tetu readers (plus a couple of well-informed Kickette staffers) turn up and request unsolicited snuggles. Cheers to @Philby1976 for the tip! We thought we had the inside track on controversial decisions involving the relative hotness of [...]
Continue Reading »One team’s heartbreak is another’s excuse for throwing about the diminutive architect of their last minute win. It’s getting sirius in the Champions League, people. Our manicure and drinking schedules are not equipped to deal with this much mania so early in the tournament.
Continue Reading »You remember Maarten Stekelenburg don’t you Kickettes? He of World Cup hottie status and butterfinger moments a la Ramos? Having just signed a four-year deal with AS Roma, the Dutch international is taking each and every one of his delectable midsection treats to the Italian capital to enlist in Bojan Krkic and Gabriel Heinze’s hot-to-trot newbies [...]
Continue Reading »Who fondly recalls Mark Gonzalez from our World Cup Hottie Hunting days? Well, just so you’re aware, he still qualifies as a ‘hottie’. A married one at that. Image: TVGrama.cl.
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