January 25th, 2011

A Night Out At The Oscar Del Calcio AIC 2010: The Good, The Bad & The Shiny

We know. Javier’s hair. We’ll discuss in a minute. Images: Zimbio.com.

Italian footballers! Oh, how we love to love. And yet? Much like the rude arse Yetis placed outside our favourite nightclubs whose sole purpose in life is to push us away from guest list queue towards the one full of peasants, footballers’ fashion choices often act in a similar, aggressive shoving manner to our senses.

Wow, that was one random nonsensical comparative statement but never mind.  Let’s take a look at what went down at the The Oscar Del Calcio AIC 2010, shall we?

The Good: Inter Milan’s Julio Cesar and Maicon, who wore modest, event-worthy attire. Looking well-groomed and happy as pigs inyouknowwhat, they both look snazzy without bordering on sleazy.

The Bad: Giorgio Chiellini’s Bonnie & Clyde pinstripes, which were no match for his “my mama dressed me” skinny tie.

The Shiny: No, it’s not a homie who meets up with his Brandon Lee fan club on weekends doing his best, “The Crow Goes To Prom” look  (left) swaggering down the red carpet. Actually, it’s Edison Cavani looking all sorts of slippery whilst dry.

The Okay, We’ll Take It: Diego Milito and Antonio Di Natale. They came, they made an effort, they deserve a cookie. If we hadn’t eaten all of them.

Added Bonus: Javier Pastore, the Serie A coming of Roque Santa Cruz deity. Give him scissors and time, dear friends, he’ll get better with age.

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18 Responses to “A Night Out At The Oscar Del Calcio AIC 2010: The Good, The Bad & The Shiny”

  1. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Milito needed an iron tough ;p, Pastore my new hot thing in football, his smile is just left my heart melting aww it makes you want smile too, yeah?

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  3. blake2108 says:

    I thought Pastore was wearing a hat…

  4. Marie says:

    Something tells me Pastore is gona need more than scissors and time….he might need a good tailor, i can foresee an Iker situation with him. But he is Adorable!!!!!!

  5. diana says:

    Di Natale looks adorable…goatta love him.

  6. Leá says:

    Finally, it's nice to see that there are other men that are as wardrobe challenged as San Iker.

    Thanks for restoring my faith, Kickette!

  7. I don't mind the Shiny. Edinson Cavani is soooo hot!!! Did you guys ever get to see his pics in the Uruguay NT calendar??? Oh yes, there's a calendar!!! :D

    • SunnyK says:

      Buh gah..wha?! You've rendered me into a bumbling fool at the mere thought of a Uruguay NT calendar. I must find it now!

  8. i totally agree with kickette Pastore will get better with time, not that he isn't super cute now. ( will get even better at football 2)

  9. @aristeia says:

    Even better is what Pastore does for my fantacalcio team. Keep scoring those goals, baby… except against Roma of course.

    Oh, Cavani… no…

  10. Liz says:

    Wow Pastore does look like Roque

    • Ess-Jay says:

      I thought it was him when I first saw these photos! I was like, 'OOOOOH! New Roque photos!? :D …" hahah

  11. mochara says:

    I love it when sexy footballers dress sexy, it's just soo…… sexy!

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  13. <3slovelyballs says:

    Pastore is Argentine, not Italian.

    • Rossanera says:

      I think what they meant is that he's Serie A's answer to Roque, not that he's Italian himself.

  14. CarmenOcio says:

    Edinson Cavani is so adorkable, does he still have his braces? He's a shiny, and definitely a cutie ;)