August 23rd, 2010

Falsely Accused: A Note On The Chelsea Pants Vandal

Hello, Police? We may have located your suspect.

We would like to take this opportunity to issue a full and frank statement of denial in response to the rumours that are circulating regarding the wanton vandalism of the Chelsea squad’s pants.

While hunting down footballer’s undergarments is a practice advocated and indeed encouraged in the ‘Kickette Conduct Manual’, we would never actively encourage a soldier girl to approach a player’s pants… unless the player was actually wearing them at the time.

In that scenario, some tearing may occur, but this would be in the spirit of merriment and with the player’s full consent.

Thank you.

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8 Responses to “Falsely Accused: A Note On The Chelsea Pants Vandal”

  1. [...] about a footballer that crosses the gender barrier, to give us all a chuckle.  Like this.  Or this.  I’ve also found them a good site to recommend to potential dates who lie whitely about [...]

  2. caitanya says:

    This picture is so wrong … and i laughed my ass off! :-)

  3. SoccerDuckie says:

    If Drogba were single, I'd be in front of his pants like that. Needless to say his pants wouldn't be on anymore hey!

  4. tigerS says:

    Very suggestive.

  5. JV says:

    This whole story is just hilarious. And the Lampard quote… lol. This picture, however, is really uncomfortable. Glad I didn’t see it real time.

  6. DebS says:

    This “celebration” was just as “odd” in real time. Then after this, Malouda had Drogba put his boot up on his knee and proceed to “shine his boot”. http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/fifa/players/110242/Florent_Malouda

    To be honest, Drogba looked a bit embarrassed by the “celebration”.

  7. Miss Estonia says:

    Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” begins playing in my head as I look at this.

  8. Mrs.Pique says:

    Oh my gosh !

    This pic looks … uuhm … funny

    If I see this picture, I have to go immediately in from Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney think !