August 23rd, 2010
Falsely Accused: A Note On The Chelsea Pants Vandal
Hello, Police? We may have located your suspect.
We would like to take this opportunity to issue a full and frank statement of denial in response to the rumours that are circulating regarding the wanton vandalism of the Chelsea squad’s pants.
While hunting down footballer’s undergarments is a practice advocated and indeed encouraged in the ‘Kickette Conduct Manual’, we would never actively encourage a soldier girl to approach a player’s pants… unless the player was actually wearing them at the time.
In that scenario, some tearing may occur, but this would be in the spirit of merriment and with the player’s full consent.
Thank you.
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This picture is so wrong … and i laughed my ass off!
If Drogba were single, I'd be in front of his pants like that. Needless to say his pants wouldn't be on anymore hey!
Very suggestive.
This whole story is just hilarious. And the Lampard quote… lol. This picture, however, is really uncomfortable. Glad I didn’t see it real time.
This “celebration” was just as “odd” in real time. Then after this, Malouda had Drogba put his boot up on his knee and proceed to “shine his boot”. http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/fifa/players/110242/Florent_Malouda
To be honest, Drogba looked a bit embarrassed by the “celebration”.
Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” begins playing in my head as I look at this.
Oh my gosh !
This pic looks … uuhm … funny
If I see this picture, I have to go immediately in from Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney think !