May 5th, 2011
A Peace Offering: Aitor Ocio’s Cinco de Mayo Six Pack
Image via tumblr.
Ok, so we’re busted. We over-promised consistency with the Thursday Thigh Off and now we have to approach our beloved readers on bended knee and beg for forgiveness at our failure to deliver. Don’t worry, we’ve memoed ourselves a reminder to post tomorrow and promise to never double book ourselves during the same time as our weekly Iker poster dusting sesh.
To help you get over the matter, we have decided to
bribe make it up to you with this photo of Athletic Bilbao’s Aitor Ocio, who is seen here modelling items from designer Dirk Bikkemberg’s ‘Football Is Me’ collection.
In an act of shameless objectification, we would like you to imagine that you are the proud owner of the flagstone patio that Aitor is pimp walking across. You have invited him to stay for the weekend (Sergio is busy clothes shopping) and he has just arrived. His designer bag contains cookies, cake, a replica of his club’s spanking new kit and a razor.
Shave off that moustache and have at him, team!!