May 5th, 2011
A Peace Offering: Aitor Ocio’s Cinco de Mayo Six Pack
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Ok, so we’re busted. We over-promised consistency with the Thursday Thigh Off and now we have to approach our beloved readers on bended knee and beg for forgiveness at our failure to deliver. Don’t worry, we’ve memoed ourselves a reminder to post tomorrow and promise to never double book ourselves during the same time as our weekly Iker poster dusting sesh.
To help you get over the matter, we have decided to bribe make it up to you with this photo of Athletic Bilbao’s Aitor Ocio, who is seen here modelling items from designer Dirk Bikkemberg’s ‘Football Is Me’ collection.
In an act of shameless objectification, we would like you to imagine that you are the proud owner of the flagstone patio that Aitor is pimp walking across. You have invited him to stay for the weekend (Sergio is busy clothes shopping) and he has just arrived. His designer bag contains cookies, cake, a replica of his club’s spanking new kit and a razor.
Shave off that moustache and have at him, team!!
Eres un hombre muy varonil y hermoso, el chico que toda chica quisiera conocer. A veces sujeto con fuerza a mi chico y me dejo llevar por la fantasía de pensar que eres tú quien está encima. Quiero aclarar que quiero mucho a mi chico y que me tiene muy bien atendida, pero tú eres como dije antes, una fantasía.
Eres bestialmente bello, tu virilidad masculina delata tu potencial de macho viril vasco… Estoy seguro que tu potente entrepierna es capaz de complacer al más exigente.
Este macho está tremendo, me encantaría que me hiciera una "Italiana", la mete por la noche y la saca por la mañana.
I only have a small balcony and a view over some old rooftops. Can I have The Ocio anyway?? God, I love this man…
HOT DAMN!
Other than agreeing with all the above posts….did anyone notice Fernando Llorente's face in the pic on the link to Athletic's new kit?! He's like…"wth?"
More Athletic posts please Kickette. And let's not forget Javi (!!!) Martinez.
Lol at the @ the "Javi(!!!) Martinez" mention. Look like Team unamadridista is out
If the Thursday Thigh Off is too much work, I propose a weekly Aitor Ocio Wearing As Little As Possible -picture. He does all the work!
I would buy anything he’s selling. Aaanything.
This boy is FIT!!!!!!!
I'm just appreciative of the fact that he didn't pack any clothes in that bag. Especially since my plans for him don't require them. As an added bonus, not packing clothes leaves more room for wine bottles in his overnight bag. That Aitor! He's always thinking ahead!
Seriously – How on this blue planet is he not on every 'Hottest Man on Earth' list? He's easily the world's hottest available bachelor. He's got the right amount of muscle, a perfect mug, rockin' ab definition, delightful hair. He's the complete package.
Gah! Who on earth gave you a thumbs down?!
He's not available anymore. He has a girlfriend named Barbara apparently:/
he lied to me!!!
OMG Aitor I love you! You are just…epic. You and your body are just so beautifully epic.
right click+save image!
I forgive you Kickette!! This is much better than tto! How about making an abs off competition? It doesn't have to be regular
Are you kidding? I would go clothes shopping with Sergio any day! That guy seriously needs help! =)
No week is complete without Aitor Ocio, and he's a more than suitable substitution for the TTO.
Is it bad if I say that I barely noticed the porn-stache?? Not that I like it, but he's doing a better job than Zlatan…
I know! how many TTO can stay under the porn-stache radar??
Aitor, I have a small balcony and a view over some old rooftops, but will that do by any chance?? Oh god, i love this man…
Not sure what to devote my attention to… his face or his abs? Hot!
I don't know how y'all even remember to look at his face, much less see his moustache.
All I can say is, YUM!
And that mo. So dirty! But, he knows he looks like a sleaze and he's flaunting it. AND I LOVE THAT! Hahaha. Awwwwh gosh…. Thankyou ladies. This is better than thigh action!
Can't… breathe… words…talk… type… asdgnoinnvdapeonasg…. aaaaaaaaaaah!
Aitor is welcome at mine anytime
Oh WOW…Aitor im in love right now…Those six PACK and the gaze eyes make you look lovely dude:-))