August 6th, 2008
A Real Welcome for Rafa
images courtesy of ZUMA/KEYSTONE Press
When attending the photo/press call for a world class team like Real Madrid, it’s very important to ensure you bring along all the suitable necessities. Lets get some expert guidance on footie protocol from Sylvie van der Vaart:
Mandatory:
1. A Birkin. For those unfamiliar with the bag that costs two month’s rent and then some, please take note. Then call Hermes and ask to be put on the waiting list. Pause to make a cup of tea while they laugh themselves into a state of hysteria over this request.
2. A cute child. The second most important accessory to the Birkin. For further reference, see Victoria Beckham.
3. A blow out. The hair must be immaculate, gorgeous and verging on weavetastical.
Non-essentials:
4. Oh yes, we almost forgot, you may also want to bring a baller, even if you – and everyone else – knows that the cameramen will not be training their lenses in his direction for long.
Link: Rafael Van Der Vaart’s Official Site
cheers ALB!
She really is absolutely gorgeous. The newscasters on FSC last night couldn’t get over her hotness either because they kept commenting on it! lol That bubba has got to be one of the cutest kids ever!! I’m definitely going to keep an eye out for Rafa because he’s a hottie.
I’m trying to decide what I envy more – the gorgeous child or the gorgeous bag! They’re a great couple these two.
JEEZ! Her hair is GORGEOUS! I’m sorry but that woman actually carried a child in her body?! I don’t believe that for a single second!
oh, they’re one of the most gorgeous footie families ever! and i’m ALB XD
She is really beautiful dam her I think I’m more jealous of her bag than the cute family!!
hubba hubba! talking about Rafa..of course. absolutely love them, but going to stop talking about it everywhere bc i’m creeping even myself out.
She really is absolutely gorgeous. The newscasters on FSC last night couldn’t get over her hotness either because they kept commenting on it! lol That bubba has got to be one of the cutest kids ever!! I’m definitely going to keep an eye out for Rafa because he’s a hottie.
They seriously are like the perfect couple. And I’m ridiculously jealous about the Birkin. I actually like that color much better than the pink.
She looks quite amazing, actually. And its not often that I say that someone looks entirely amazing. And I will forever stand by the unwritten rule: all baller babies are guaranteed to be absolutely adorable.
She is beautifel…He is very cute…and that little one is adorable! Is not fair…LOL
I agree with you, Erin. But isn’t being a WAG about being a little bit trashy too?
I can’t help, but to me she’s always just a poor copy of England WAGs. Remember Mrs. Beckhams pink Roland Mouret “Moon” dress? That’s an appropriate outfit for such an occasion. And the matching pink Birkin Mrs. B. had, must be harder to get than a normal brown one. No, I’m not impressed by Sylvie.
Baby van der Vaart is ADORABLE!!
Why is she tiliting her head like that?
does she think this is all about her or something?
Kickette, you have a typo in Sylvie. A lovely couple. And Real Madrid is just the place for Rafa and Sylvie. They should do well there. Now maybe Real Madrid will stop sniffing around Cristiano like a dog in heat.
Prop PR bags get on my nerves just as much as their size. Having said that, she’s absolutely gorgeous.
Now that’s what a call a strange photo! What a pair of seemingly unrelated types.
Aww baby Van der Vaart! Cuteness! But I guess that’s to be expected when both mummy and daddy are so fine. I’m so happy Rafa has now joined the elite in baller hotness at Real – yay
She looks like Milinda Messenger. Cute bubba and excellent writing Kickette.
I was at first confused by what the hell Jessica Simpson was doing with ANY player. But she is lovely as are her boys
Now that’s what a call a strange photo! What a pair of seemingly unrelated types.
Aww baby Van der Vaart! Cuteness! But I guess that’s to be expected when both mummy and daddy are so fine. I’m so happy Rafa has now joined the elite in baller hotness at Real – yay
She looks like Milinda Messenger. Cute bubba and excellent writing Kickette.
I was at first confused by what the hell Jessica Simpson was doing with ANY player. But she is lovely as are her boys
I want a Bikin *stamps foot like a spoilt child* Sylvie is so beautiful and the toddler is a cutie!
The ultimate WAG. She is really stunning.
She is far less trashy than the England WAGS. lol