May 30th, 2012
Abbey Crouch: Do’s & Don’ts of The Down-to-There V
Fresh off her bikini parade in Dubai, Abbey Crouch attended the Glamour UK Women of the Year awards in London last night. In honour of the occasion, Abbey was dressed by stylist Angie Smith in a classic, sexy white suit by Parisien couturier Alexandre Vaulthier. You may recall that Vaulthier was the culpret behind this monstrosity that Alex Gerrard donned at Aintree a few years back, so we’re pleased to see he got his shoulder game in check since then.
Should any of our Kickettes find themselves wearing a problematic plunging neckline, here’s a few Glamour-inspired Do’s & Don’ts from us to keep hidden in your lingerie drawers:
- DO keep your jewellery plan simple. Opt for understated gems where you can.
- DON’T use your down-to-there V ensemble to send subliminal messages. ‘Tis better to kill three birds with one stone by taking things on over to Twitter (e.g. rubbish false reports in tabloids about your weight, tell the article’s author to stick it where the sun don’t shine and get a ”hellz yeah – you go girlfriend!” retweet of support from a high-profile peer of yours).
So, in summary, we’d like to hear your thoughts on Abbey’s fresh white suit. Do you rate it a yay or nay, Kickettes?