February 8th, 2012

Abbey Crouch: Say It, Don’t Spray It

Related: Abbey Clancy has a unique taste in men.

Where there’s subtle product shilling and grammatically correct Tweets on social media, you know there’s a shameless publicity stunt just ’round the bend, Kickettes. And for you today we have one of the promo shots starring none other than Mrs Peter Crouch for the launch of Lynx Attract For Her.

You like?  Is it working its advert magic and making you want to buy whatever that thick filming shooting out from Abbey’s can is? Admit it, you want to buy at least 40 bottles, don’t you?

Or has your nose been assaulted by one too many competing WAG smells?

If you do decide to hit Superdrug to snap up this latest scent, please don’t leave home without your finest faux fur hat and snood (bra is optional). It’s cold out there, and we don’t want any of our readers sacrificing style for common sense’s sake.

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11 Responses to “Abbey Crouch: Say It, Don’t Spray It”

  1. Mari says:

    hahahahahahaha…OMG…..!!!
    Thanks God there are the WAGs….thy make us laughing out loud!!!

  2. Jayy says:

    oh man, I actually wanted to buy this aswell…gonna have to stick to Sure now.

  3. littlegreenpea says:

    What the hell is this??! Who would by a product off of some woman posing in front of seemingly homeless people? Great, just what we need.

  4. Inveja_Mata says:

    Just NO. Thanks.

  5. Slav4mou says:

    Holy huge muff! (Please don't let me be the only one laughing at this picture….)

  6. Agnes Wonka says:

    You know what's cool? That there's a Lynx deo for women.

  7. Catie2838 says:

    Well, the packaging looks like Axe and the ad looks like… well Axe. Lemme guess Lynx and Axe are one in the same.

    Edit – Yes they are. Thank you wikipedia. That being said, what woman really wants to buy Lynx/Axe? I don't really know any men who want it.

  8. mata says:

    Cheap doormat who puts up with ugly footballer who cheats on her with prostitute. Sure. Just the image most women will want to identify themselves with.