June 18th, 2012

Abbey Crouch: Side Boob’s Big Night Out

Images: Dave M. Benett/Getty Images.

It’s a Monday so please, expect little coherence from us today.

In the meantime, can we talk about Abbey Crouch’s side boob that came out to play at this weekend’s Esquire Menswear Fashion Collection Party (held at London’s Corinthia Hotel)? Representing for the footballers and WAGs not invited to the 2012 Euros, Abbey outfitted herself in a monochromatic kitchen apron.

Glad she went for something subtle and non-attention grabbing.

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33 Responses to “Abbey Crouch: Side Boob’s Big Night Out”

  1. Martina says:

    Isaiah 29:21 wasnt supposed to be misquoted as an excuse to justify calling compliments of the busts,cleavages and rears, "sexual" "hassling"? What? lol. We are going to hell for this atrocity unless we repent to Jesus of this sin

  2. linvinnaar says:

    If her mission was the define "high-class slut" then mission accomplished.

  3. xoWinnie says:

    I'm more concerned about how thin she's getting. she's starting to look a bit horsey in the face–like her husband!

  4. Stevie the K says:

    Hope Crouchie didn't bump his head on the lights. Those can leave a nasty burn!

  5. tashy says:

    Ok ok I jst saw her nipples whoa. Overall I luv her outfit nd her shoes if it was tailored betta at da top I think we’d all be saying other wise nd kickette how come u not posting anything on messi confirming anto pregnancy nd him sayin he thinks its a boy

  6. Jazzy says:

    She’s to pretty for him but at the same time she’s lucky to have him by her side.

  7. jen says:

    it looks like she's just wearing an apron.. a dominatrix-y apron.

  8. alicia says:

    Well, at least she has a nice boob.

    • Kristina says:

      Yes she does. Why the thumbs down? We shouldn't talk about boobs? We talk thighs and abs and ass. But boobs is a no no?

  9. April says:

    Double-sided tape is a wonderful thing. Someone should introduce Abbey to it. :) (And a burger… I think she is gorgeous but she's looking a bit frail)

  10. Jayy says:

    OH FFS, now its just getting ridiculous Abbey.

  11. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Unfortunately I can not call her a bitch, I have called ops! then you have people who speak badly when the player betrays certain wives, if they do not get the true respect and value because they have to give for them?

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  13. Aisha says:

    Ok……I think I just saw her nipples?!

  14. Rachael says:

    She is starting to seem a little desperate and going to any lengths for publicity.

  15. Kel says:

    I don't think it counts as just side boob if you can see nipple

    • drea says:

      Yep, with the nipple that's a boob, period. So basically, Abbey was walking around with an exposed breast. Sad thing is, when she sees the photos I bet she won't even be embarrassed.

  16. YoungChelsea says:

    Is it me or does it look like she's wearing an apron o.O

  17. Catty women says:

    Abbey, Abbey what have we got here, and for the love of God i can see your nipples. I know alot of people who have a real job and children with less income and still finds the time to dress well, so what the hell is going on with you here? is she at a night club?"eat enough carbs so you can think stright!

  18. Carvivlie says:

    At least she didn't overdo it on the black eye makeup. She looked like death in the previous white pant suit posting.

    • KL7 says:

      Nobody is looking at her eyes!! She could have her face painted like a clown and I bet people woldn't see it.

  19. Alik says:

    Why bother with clothes at all!!

  20. Annika says:

    Keeping it classy, I see.

  21. xoWinnie says:

    I like her shoes and I don’t mind the outfit overall! I just wish she would gain at least 5 pounds back, we all know she’s not naturally this thin!

  22. have a brain use it says:

    Her mirrior and her husband allowed her out looking like that?

    • Kristina says:

      So. In your world you need your husbands permission to wear what you want? Is that how I should interpret you? I wouldn't be caught dead in a thing like that, and yeah she's an attention seeker, but as far as I know people haven't died from nipple exposure. Give it a rest.

      • kel says:

        People on here are so quick to jump on the, 'Omg you're being sexist,' train.
        She didn't say she needs her husband to tell her how to dress, just that he should have pointed out (as should her mirror) that she was looking kinda trampy and flashing boob. I mean, wouldn't most husbands care about their wives accidentally flashing people in public, especially with photographers about?

        • Have a brain use it says:

          Thank you, Kel that is exectly what my point was. How hard is it to understand a simple sentence made Kristina?

          • Kristina says:

            No problem. I understood you perfectly. Perhaps it is you who don't have the courage to own up to what you're writing? Because you were writing "Her mirrior and her husband allowed her out looking like that?". Weren't you? You were asking yourself if her husband had allowed her to look like that.

            If that was not what you meant, then perhaps you can explain what it was? Since you don't write what you mean, obviously.

            • Have a brain use it says:

              O please. Perhaps you comprehand differently? What the hell do you went me to explain to you a statement that is as simple and stright to the point? Do you not no what a Mirrior do?

              • Kristina says:

                lol, you're funny! I have not said that I don't understand you. It is quite clear that you think it strange that Abbey's husband allowed her to go out looking like that. Ok?

  23. Sunshine says:

    …the hell is she wearing??