May 24th, 2012

Abbey Crouch: Strategic Selfie Snapper

That hotel’s colour palate isn’t doing Abbey’s “topless millionaire¬†WAG/model on holiday” aura any favours, now is it? And are taking pictures in front of mirrors in your undergarments the *thing* to do nowadays or what?

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34 Responses to “Abbey Crouch: Strategic Selfie Snapper”

  1. Adria says:

    Why is this such a shock to people? it is indeed very very pathetic, but the only difference between this and what all female celebrities have always done is that they usually pose like that for magazines and they make a quite a profit from their own consensual sexual objectification, not to mention they are photoshopped into oblivion, all of which she has also done before, but why do people seem to never mind that kind of thing?

  2. boston79 says:

    The concept of the photo is quite stupid, but her body actually isn't too thin. I've seen worse on the runways.

  3. Green 4 says:

    Put it away luv.!!!

  4. Prince of Wax says:

    i love her pictures, but now she's become her own paparazzi.

  5. tashy says:

    Wow she’s got freakishly small boob I so wish my boobs were that small

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  7. mybabyri says:

    This woman needs a Big mac thrown at her. I dont get how she thinks this body is hot NOO its not!! And her taking pics and shit makes me get sick of her always in the papers and stuff! who are you and how the eff is peter crouch =just random not that good player!!!

  8. Jackie says:

    What’s the purpose of this? I don’t really get why anyone would post a picture like this.

  9. olli says:

    That's "palette" not "palate".

  10. christybarca says:

    i don't find her skinny i think she is okkkk…Really nice body… :-)

  11. Femz17 says:

    Haha I saw that on twitter and didn't notice she was topless! Very attention seeking.

    • gigi says:

      I see this and I have to wonder, how much attention does she require to be happy? This is verging on desperate, as in "Look at me! Look at me! Aren't I hot?" Yes, Abbey, we all know you are. Now maybe you'd like to find a job or at least something more purposeful to fill your days with.

  12. Kristina says:

    Some women look like that. I do, for a fact. I'm a long distance runner and in combination with the genes that my mom gave me, that's the result. I've tried to pack on, but it's not working. Not only chubby women are healthy, mind you.

  13. SoccerDuckie says:

    Wow, my first thought was "that is *too* skinny…", which just showed me that my body dysmorphia IS on its way out! I used to aspire to be that skinny.
    Mind you, should Abbey Crouch actually be healthy (not lacking in any nutritional needs, eats regularly and healthily, gets exercise appropriate for herself, etc etc) than that's ok. However she doesn't look ok to me. Again, reminding myself that there are different body types, and there are peeps who looks skinny as, who are actually healthy.
    Never mind me, just typing to myself out loud.

  14. Dee says:

    Genuinely not jealous but it takes a certain level of unintelligence and vapidness to post a picture like that for everyone to see. Some of these footballers' wives (with no lives or careers of their own) literally just sit around all day staring at themselves or go shopping to feel better. Compare her to Iker's Sara, Sergio's Lara, or Kaka's Caroline and there's a stark difference. Some girls have beauty and their own ambitions…and they would never post a picture like this of themselves. WAGs like Abbey are just bored with their lives and looking for attenttion.

  15. Ash says:

    That's actually the most frightening thing i've seen all year :/

  16. Krystal says:

    She looks AND acts like a 14 year-old-boy.

  17. Jayy says:

    Attention seeker. That pretty much sums it up.

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  19. FootballandMe says:

    Abbey, do me a favour….

    Have a Cheeseburger and Fries.

  20. stasi says:

    ewww she is disgustingly skinny 0_o

    • Kristina says:

      You would never write something similar about a fat person. As I said in my first comment, I look like that. And I feel fine with that. But sometimes it gets me that people are so considerate to overweight people (wich is good) but to a thin person you can say things like " You're so THIN! You MUST eat, girl!". Think about that. Just saying.

  21. camille says:

    ya, her bones are sooooooo hot :/

    #sarcasmintended

  22. Carvivlie says:

    Shouldn't her body show some reflection of the fact that she had a baby? Where are those stretch marks or extra belly fat? I need her secrets!!! (On a side note, taking naked pictures of yourself and posting is pathetic and passe')

    • Raincitygirl says:

      I'm pretty sure she had a tummy tuck after the baby.

      • Carvivlie says:

        I thought of that but usually you can tell if someone has had a tummy tuck and she doesn't have the telltale signs. But doesn't mean she didn't have one.

    • Kristina says:

      Most people I know that has had kids, has turned out very skinny afterwards. Especially if the breast fead. But some wrinkles should show. Maybe she's lucky?