March 14th, 2011

AC Milan: Suited Style-Off

Pato celebrating Berlusconi's 25 years

Image: AP Photo/Antonio Calanni.

We’re slaves to a good suit parade, Kickettes, and today’s clash of the stylish vs. style-less is courtesy of AC Milan’s 25th anniversary celebration of Silvio Berlusconi’s regime.

As you can see, Pato can barely contain his delight (that, or he’s just feeling mucho awkward standing next to a life size poster board of his potential flame’s father).

Deep In The Trench Details: Mathieu Flamini vs. Nicola Legrottaglie

Mathieu Flamini

Images: AP Photo/Antonio Calanni; La Presse.

Understandably so, the choice of attire wasn’t entirely theirs to make. Even though a majority of the current squad members sported their official match day suits, Mathieu Flamini and Nicola Legrottaglie dared to be different. And not necessarily in a good way.

Because we’ve got a less-than-stellar look at their formal flair, we’re leaving our tokens of gold-chain affection for the French midfielder and his wet-weather preparedness.

Scarf Supporters: Massimo Oddo vs. Alexandre Pato

Images: La Presse.

Since this unnecessary neck coverage dual is pretty much of an even keel, we’ve got to trust our instincts and side with M. Oddo for complementing his suspiciously sly side-eye and smirk with spikey hair and chin strands. Just this once do we find Pato’s unrelenting cheesiness to be endearing, though.

Carpet Comandeering Couples: Paolo and Adriana Maldini (+ his dad) vs. Massimo and Paola Ambrosini

The Maldinis

Images: AP Photo/Antonio Calanni; La Presse.

The similarities between the club’s past leader and his current predecessor’s dress sense run deeper than their conditioning treatments.

AC Milan’s former captain, Paolo Maldini gets docked an entire summer’s worth of swim shorts (read: top and bottomless summits in the Mediterranean for us!) for his velvet Count Chocula cape; his missus’s curvy cocktail dress would’ve redeemed their collective red carpet ratings had her father-in-law scrapped the duddy denim.

Oh who are we kidding? When were Senior Maldini’s age, we pray we’ll be able to squeeze our toes into 1/2-inch heels and boogey down with the rest of the Sunday evening open bar folk.

Moving on, we’re apt to be just as weary of Mrs. Ambrosini’s cascading dress and jacket hems as she is. Top to bottom, Paola’s being a bit too busy for our liking but that won’t stop us from holding her Chanel bag should she wish to primp her hubby into prime, photo-posture position.

Perfect For Piling: Alexander Merkel & Urby Emanuelson

Serie A studs

Image: AP Photo/Antonio Calanni.

There’s no challenge here; merely us stating our desire to see these two tangled up in a manpile of sorts.

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26 Responses to “AC Milan: Suited Style-Off”

  1. rubyqueen says:

    what a stunnig man pato is.mmmm:)

  2. chefdi says:

    I always LOVE when Milan models, thank you for this!! After the first two fotos, I found it quite easy not to see Berlusconi, esp because Oddo has always been a favorite of mine. But I agree, I would have loved to see Nesta in the lot especially … any thoughts on his new short hair?? (love it)

  3. JaneSpotting says:

    As a kickette said here, Pato does zippo for me too. But Mathieu Flamini …meow. Gracias!

  4. Marika says:

    I don`t like Pato, not as a player and not as a man. He does not do nothing for me… Where are Nesta, Gattuso and Ibra? Oh wait, maybe they didn`t like to pose with Berlusconi poster. Man is a joke!!! Anyway Merkel looks fine.

  5. Femz17 says:

    Hmmmm Pato…Not really into him but he does look soo good :)

  6. Denisea says:

    It's a shame Berlusconi is being celebrated when he is nothing but a corrupt, sleazy, shameful politician!

  7. GigiSantaCruz says:

    Oh how I love men who go all black… Yes, Oddo and Pato, I'm looking at you!!!

  8. C16 says:

    Everything was going perfectly fine until I saw that picture of Berlusconi….

  9. Rossanera says:

    I love my Massimo in his suit. Heart him. Always have. Always will. LOVE that Cesare was there, too. And Pato's growing up quite nicely :)

  10. Tonya says:

    AC Milan has SUCH A HOTT team! yummmmmmmmmmmmm :)

  11. Lotte says:

    I almost can't look at this pictures. All I see is that distasteful man in the background.

  12. Cara says:

    Pato's just kind of gone from being the boy next door to being the boy that makes the girls swoon.

    The scarf makes the look aswell, good choice Darling ;)

  13. Alexandria Samuel says:

    Well HELLOOOOO MERKEL ;) Where've YOU been hiding? *insert cute chat up line*

  14. acmicklano says:

    Lol. Whoever said it is only men who objectify women needs to have a good look at the comments from you ladies right here. Scandalous.

  15. hereforthenando says:

    Wow, that giant picture of Berlusconi is a total erection killer.

  16. LuvinBale says:

    Merkel is just adorable and sexy all at the some time. Love him and rarely do I like blonde men.

  17. Bettie says:

    I agree. I'm not sure exactly what the appeal is but Pato just does it for me. Double yum!

  18. Kristine says:

    Pato usually doesn't do anything for me, but he looks really sexy here.

  19. mochara says:

    Mmmmm Pato is pretty, there should be more of these events happening to gather all the sexy footba- um, I mean fantastic players together…………