August 13th, 2007

Non-Style Files: Alex Curran in St. Tropez


Alex Curran and BFF Kelly Ellison are hanging in St. Tropez.

As you can see, Alex is channeling the look of an off-their-meds pensioner at the bingo hall about to go buck wild when they win the £125 jackpot.

It’s Bananarama leisurewear with a twist of fug. No, a large serving of fug. A buffet-sized serving at that.

We must also mention that whilst Alex’s husband Steven Gerrard was out working the day job at the Liverpool/Aston Villa match, Alex was/is in St. Tropez shopping, sunning and getting (allegedly) chatted up by Calum Best.

Perhaps it’s time Stevie broke out that can of whoop ass we hope he’s got hiding in his spare footie boots. Isn’t part of the WAG day job to at least turn up to the games?

Show up, dress cute, get hammered. That’s all you’ve got to do.


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30 Responses to “Non-Style Files: Alex Curran in St. Tropez”

  1. porta potty23 says:

    Who is she and who's the footballer she's married to? I see her name here and there but have no clue who she is or who she's married to.

  2. nfl tickets says:

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  4. Pharmacy says:

    Nice photo of two nice ladies. I wanna do them from behind.

  5. shona says:

    hiyaa , i fink alex is great she always looks luvly x frm wat i c she looks like a great mum nd wife , reli dwn 2 earth nd appretiates wat she has x

  6. liverbird3 says:

    i cant believe what ive read about alex she is a lovely girl and i think what some peeps have wrote here is just plane jealously it really is so what if she goes shoppin so what if she goes on holidays if u had her money wouldnt u i know i would and shes married a real hunk good luck th=o them both i say

  7. Charlotte;; says:

    Sweetpea ;; White Trash?

    I Duno If I Understand It Correctly Or Not.. But Could You Explain It To Me Please

  8. Cate says:

    Robin? Carly? You are my heros. My role models as it were. *loves*

    Perhaps it’s time Stevie broke out that can of whoop ass we hope he’s got hiding in his spare footie boots.

    I’ve been asking for that for a long ass time, Kickette.

  9. freddiegirl says:

    I’m not a Liverpool/Gerrard fan and I still don’t like this girl.  She just strikes me as one that’s in it for the wrong/right reasons, if you get my meaning. 

    Agreed, don’t even find Gerrard cute (sorry to those who love him) and I think he could do better…at least nicer!!

  10. Sweetpea says:

    I really do not understand these guys sometimes… why would hottie-mchot Stevie G. he marry her? She is low-class uneducated white trash and not even cute. What a waste of a good man!

  11. Charlotte;; says:

    I Always Thought She Wore Really Nice Clothes.. But After Seeing This.. Im Not So Sure!
    We Do All Make Mistakes Though Lol..

    And She Isnt Doing A Very Good Job At Being A WAG Is She? I Would Love To be Stevies Wife :D [[I Might Have To Take Over.. Id Go To All The Games And EveryThing <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />]]

    Much Love

  12. Becca x says:

    Show up, dress cute, get hammered.  That's all you've got to do.
    And She Cant Even Do That…

  13. lOttiE x says:

    she shud of kept the pink mini dress on it was much cuter! its sad how shes sunnin herself wiv stevies money while he’s playin da first game of the season to pay 4 her 2 go 2 st.tropez tho <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" />

  14. ballack's missi says:

    She couldn't even just sit down and read a magazine or whatever.

    perhaps it was too hard?

  15. Helena says:

    One day someone will write a book on the Crimes of Fashion, and this girl will be on it’s front cover.

    The jumpsuit is just horrendous..and do you get out of those things and use the toilet??

  16. Suzy says:

    My mum was in a pharmacy in Formby village about 9 months ago, there was a queue, some children getting their medicine, and Alex Curran came in and demanded to be served in front of people who had been waiting there for ten minutes already. When she was told she’d have to wait her turn she threw a hissy fit. She couldn’t even just sit down and read a magazine or whatever.

  17. Robin says:

    snicker – wait wasn’t she a nail tech when she was single and before Stevie? A nail tech can afford St. Tropez? I’m SO in the wrong business!

  18. ballack's missi says:

    i am just thankful the gods of winds did not see fit to gift us with views of ladyparts.

  19. Robin says:

    I am more upset that she couldn’t get herself to the first match of the season. She missed a great match and seeing Stevie score the winning goal – isn’t that the sort of thing you’d want to see? I know I would. But then again I’d never wear that romper thing. Ever.

  20. TammyV says:

    The pink shirt is really cute and would look adorible pool side or worn with a some cute white capris for shopping, but seriously not down with the wearing a shirt to go out shopping.

    the other thing, well there are jsut no words

  21. carly says:

    Can’t you people see she didn’t have enough holidays? Footballers have little time off! This woman works her butt off, everyday, yes, up and down that street where Cricket is located, watching the kids play with the babysitters, going to the hairdresser when it’s necessary.
    She needs more time off with her lovely friends, to remind her of the time she was single…
    Poor Alex…

  22. uneditedmara says:

    *goes off to comfort Stevie in the wake of yet another Curran-clothing shame*

  23. Sarah_xx says:

    Clearly Alex Is Not Doin A Very Good Job At Being A WAG,, All She Has To Do it Watch Football And Dress Nice and She Cant even Doo That, Usually I Like Alex But If She Keeps Dressng Like This Then Im Going To Dislike Her Alot More Than I Already Doo <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    I Like The Pink Thing But I Think She Forgot to Put Her Trousers On With it Lol x

  24. Anna says:

    Someone somewhere was not keeping things real when they said, ‘Yeah, that…uh…looks great on you, Alex…uhh.‘ Not that her BFF there is doing so hot in her leapord print catastrophe but would you let your girl walk out of the hotel room looking like that? Especially if you knew she was going to getting photographed left, right and centre?

    I too am thankful we didn’t get any Britney-esque photos out of that pink dress.

  25. Robin says:

    Oh. My. God.
    That is full on FUGLY. What the hell was she thinking? Does Chloe not make a swimsuit cover up?? raspberry

  26. Michaela says:

    PS – It’s actually a jumpsuit. LOL. That just makes it worse.

  27. Michaela says:

    Her dress is actually from TopShop and although its REALLY ugly, at least she didn’t spend a fortune on it.  It sells for 35 pounds (about $70).  But I guess when you pay more than $5 for something like that, its a waste of money.…

  28. Sara says:

    Alex is very rarely seen shopping/holidaying with her kids in tow.
    I suppose they cramp her style.

  29. lOttiE x says:

    exactly! & and she was apparently tlkin 2 calum best whos a complete womaneater (scuse da lame word) i knw who i’d prefer 2 hav a chinwag wiv smile

  30. Becca x says:

    I Like The Pink Thing But Maybe Some Trousers Or Something Underneath Its Ok With A Bikini But To Me It Looks Like Shes Shopping.. And I Would Definatley Wear Some Trousers Or Something.. And Yeah She Could Of Been Supportin Stevie.. I Mean How Many of Us Would Die To Be A Footballers Wive (Especially Stevies) And She Cant Even Make The Effort To Go To The First Game Of The Season.. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />