August 13th, 2007
Non-Style Files: Alex Curran in St. Tropez
Alex Curran and BFF Kelly Ellison are hanging in St. Tropez.
As you can see, Alex is channeling the look of an off-their-meds pensioner at the bingo hall about to go buck wild when they win the £125 jackpot.
It’s Bananarama leisurewear with a twist of fug. No, a large serving of fug. A buffet-sized serving at that.
We must also mention that whilst Alex’s husband Steven Gerrard was out working the day job at the Liverpool/Aston Villa match, Alex was/is in St. Tropez shopping, sunning and getting (allegedly) chatted up by Calum Best.
Perhaps it’s time Stevie broke out that can of whoop ass we hope he’s got hiding in his spare footie boots. Isn’t part of the WAG day job to at least turn up to the games?
Show up, dress cute, get hammered. That’s all you’ve got to do.