December 6th, 2011
Advent Calendar Girls: Sarah Brandner & Abbey Crouch
Images: © obs/AXE Unilever Germany.
Spiked egg nog may boast ‘Have A Drunkenly Forgettable Merry Christmas’, but nothing says ‘Happy Horny Holidays!’ quite like Sarah Brandner in a bubble bath.
We’re not sure what holidays everyone here celebrates (but are open to hearing more!), but most of our staff grew up believing that Santa was real and Grandma couldn’t ever make our favourite homemade cookies because she got run over by a reindeer.
Ever since the ‘advent’** of WAGs, things have clearly changed.
For Sarah Brandner, her career is the gift that keeps on giving to the straight, single males out there. Throughout December, she’s doing her pouty promotional part for AXE deodorant’s Christmas campaign, which doubles as a virtual advent calendar. Users who are compelled to pull open one of the seasonal doors will be greeted by either a smiley sweet Sarah or a 99 percent bare Brandner. From the abundance of presents she receives, (including a drumkit, undies and riding gear) we can only assume that either Sarah has been a good girl this year or we have a hell of a lot to learn about men’s sexual fantasies.
While we were busy waiting for the site’s slow flash to load, we also spent a moment in another browsing tab navigating LOVE magazine’s rather funky electric advent calendar. Apparently Mrs Peter Crouch is hiding behind one of the digital doors, although our own impatience prevented us from confirming this visually .
We’re planning a digital advent calendar with all the Xabi Alonso, Marco Borriello, Joe Hart, etc we can stuff your stockings full with. At our current work rate, things should be ready to launch on December 1st 2016.