August 13th, 2008
Alan Smith: Not Ready for his Closeup
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not ready to play professional football either.
The blonde eyelashes are really scaring me as is the stubble… but yay for left-handers! I’m one too…
Has he bleached his eyelashes????
Has he bleached his eyelashes????
thanks
I’d say he’s more than ready. Give us a smile, Smudge
I’d say he’s more than ready. Give us a smile, Smudge
Smudger!!!
Talk to the hand, beeyotch!
Mmmm even with the bad hair and disoppointingly short fingers he still turns my insides to water!!!!
Ew. 'Nuff said. lose that girl blog
yes he is.
i think he looks awesome
though his hair could be a little shorter… i agree
but still REALLY hot
Anyone else want to turn him on his head and use him for a mop? (I’m not signing on, at least for now, because I gashed my hand and can’t type very well.) That’s quite some hair (but I agree, better than the skunk of last year). Yeah, he looks like he’s bleached everything except the stubble…
Georgeous!!
Smudge IS left-handed, y’all. So someone read his palm, k?
I dont like his hair longer, it doesnt suit him at all. Short and Spikey looks the cleanest on him.
Looking HOT loving the stubble. Smudge I'm ready!!
FC43 have you had the chance to read his palm yet – and if you have is it printable lol
I prefer Smudge with shorter hair and stubble free but I miss him so I'll take him anyway I can get him right about now. I was just giggling the other day about his ever present f**k offs on the pitch. A player/ref could've been handing him a cake and he'd still yell f**k off.
TFO.. I was just posting that, but as a NUFC fan we have had more then enough scandal with Joey "I AM SUCK A F*CKING IDIOT I MAKE CASHLEY LOOK AWESOME" Barton lately. BTW, that is a whole lotta bad hair, better then the skunk thing he did last year though
Has he dyed his eyebrows?? ew…
I like that he's rocking the stubble! I think that's all I have to say about this picture. lol
Boo… that is a brilliant comparison
As I posted down below, Alan is left-handed, so go ahead and read his palm, FC43. AJ, I remember watching a Newcastle game last year and going "ooh, I can lipread. He just said 'F*** off'!"
You’ve got to love alan smith.
I prefer him without the stubble though.
Smudge! You know, we haven’t had a Smudge scandal in a while. No dirty bathroom/cellphone/dance floor/bar room sex. What’s up with that?
yes please. can anyone read his palm? is there the answer for why he’s like nearly28 and not married still? i do hope he’ll lose the beardy stuff, he looks like gudjonsen gone shrearer *shudders* yuck
Why did you make me stare into his hand? Now I’m drooling and near passing out….:)
I like that he’s rocking the stubble! I think that’s all I have to say about this picture. lol
Boo… that is a brilliant comparison
Why did you make me stare into his hand? Now I’m drooling and near passing out….:)
TFO.. I was just posting that, but as a NUFC fan we have had more then enough scandal with Joey “I AM SUCK A F*CKING IDIOT I MAKE CASHLEY LOOK AWESOME” Barton lately. BTW, that is a whole lotta bad hair, better then the skunk thing he did last year though
Boo, it would have to be his dominant hand. So unless he’s left-handed, I could tell you, but it wouldn’t be acurate if thats not his dominant hand.