April 1st, 2011
Alena Seredova: Silk Jumpsuits Are A Privilege, Not A Right
Oh soon-to-be-Mrs.-Buffon, Alena Seredova, you’ve been doing so well since your last jumpsuit mishap! What could’ve possibly obstructed your judgment during your latest fall from our well-dressed wagon? A mutant uprising of painfully stubborn ingrown toenails? The self-realisation that you’ve got champagne taste on a beer budget? The abysmally small middle man who created a body contact barrier between you and your future hubby?
Kickettes, which part of Ms. Seredova’s outfit do you find the most optically offensive: her seemingly bra-less approach to Italian national television appearances, her pajama pants’ drop waist, or her lace/crystal/rhinestone choice of mid-heel height footwear?
Gigi baby, lucky for us, your presence here is perfect.