August 2nd, 2011
Alex Gerrard: What’s In The Bag?
We have no clue what ‘complications’ mean when the term is applied to a groin strain. And quite honestly, we have no desire to know. It’s never going to be good, especially when it involves Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard.
Instead, let’s focus on what Alex Gerrard might be carrying as she visits her poorly hubby in his hospital bed. We can see some sort of newspaper (presumably Stevie is keen to catch up on the latest on the phone-hacking saga) but what else does a man require when he’s nothing to do all day but lie in bed and ponder a sore groin? Any ideas, Kickettes?
Actually, thinking about it, Alex is looking at that bag with a fair degree of sadness. Maybe it contains what’s left of his groin after all the operations. Now that would be complicated.