March 25th, 2008

Alex Curran & BFF Kelly Ellison, Liverpool

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image via BIG Pictures/KEYSTONE Press

Alex: I think we went too far with the co-ordination thing, babe.

Kelly: Nuh-uh. We look hot.

Alex: It’s too much. I know I told everyone at the fittings for my wedding that there is no such thing as too much, but I feel like we look… like pillocks.

Kelly: Nuh-uh.  We look hot.  You’ve got the big stripes, I’ve got the little ones. I’ve got a roll neck, you’ve got a scoop neck.  It’s like we’re matching, but we’re not too matchy-matchy. We look hot.

Alex: What about the shoes, though? We’re wearing the exact same shoes.

Kelly: Not exactly. Mine are about twelve sizes smaller.

Alex: What are you trying to say?

Kelly: Nothing. Just that your feet are a lot bigger than mine. Or anyone else’s.

Alex: You know, Kells, I am so sick of your little diggs at my canoe feet.  For your information, everything about me is larger than life. I’m big, blonde and beautiful. Also loaded. Take a look at my handbag – this is the smallest one I own. It’s about the largeness, yeah?  I could carry Lilly-Ella, Lexie, and Stevie in this thing if I wanted to.

Kelly: Soz babe, you’re right.  You’re fantastic.  We’re fantastic together. Don’t ever leave me.

Alex: Should we find a wine bar? My feet are freaking killing me.

Kelly: I’m totally changing into my trainers.

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38 Responses to “Alex Curran & BFF Kelly Ellison, Liverpool”

  1. jay says:

    u ar all wrong by that fact becaus there matess and people like u have nothing better to do than sit on a pc like that and right liesits shame full u must hsve no life u sic people

  2. Maria says:

    ew i hate their shoes

  3. sarabee says:

    Brandy! Just Google Gerrard and Pancake.

    Unless they have payed

  4. brandy, aka CR' says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – The Pancake Affair?! What was that?! Please do tell….!!!!

  5. sarabee says:

    Lol! Gladiator tranny sandals!

    The sailor top thingie is sneaking back, but looks wierd with the clomper stompers.

    Gigi, Kelly E is her BF who stuck by her during alleged Pancake affair….

    Her other BFs at the time were great friends to her but didn’t agree with what she was blatently doing.

    Hence just one BF now….

  6. Lauren says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the one on the left has had ‘plastic’ora botox OD???

    Forehead just a tad too tight. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  7. Gigi says:

    Somehow I should know the answer to this, but who the #### is Kelly Ellison????

  8. brandy, aka CR's Official Mistress in Perpetuity : says:

    Ms Kickette your lil dialogue had everything I was thinking about looking at that pic!

    The SAME shoes is unreal… and they are of course stripper hideous!

    Who else thinks she DOES have her girls in that bag?! She probably read the blog and was like “I’ll show them I never do anything with my girls!“ *shoves them into bag*

  9. Ella says:

    Okay, were you guys kidding or can you tell the difference between those two? Cause I really can’t. No wait.. bigger boobs, aah…

    Outfit, well.. Shoes need no comment, jeans OK on Alex, too long for the other girl, the top is alright I guess, the bag is too big.

    And wow, they even styled their bangs alike. I’m sensing an annoying frind beeing kind of “wouldn’t it be SO funny if we wore the same clothes?“
    No wonder Alex is looking to the ground.

  10. Pussycat says:

    http://community.livejournal.com/football_wife/59…

    Like I said, every fricking color in the rainbow. Ugh. And they dont even look attractive! And skinny jeans are NOT in. They were in for about 2 seconds and then went out.

    And Kelly Ellison owns Zouk restaurant so I guess she did earn the coin to pay for those ridiculous shoes.

  11. nicky xxx says:

    i agree with you amy and sophie.
    I Love the outfit maybe ditch the shoes but if she wants to wear them   thats her choice and yeah she mite not like what yu wear. xxx

  12. carly says:

    haahahah “this is the smallest bag I have!“

    I love it when you go into dialogues, Kickette.

    I was speachless when I saw this ensemble. I cannot believe what they’re wearing. I also cannot believe anyone in their right mind would like those horrid, revolting shoes… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  13. Becca x says:

    I Like Alexs Top. But I Hate The Shoes, They Are FUGLY!!
    The Bag is Just A Little Bit Too Bit, Dont Ya Think Alex?

    I Would Love To Know What She Carries in There!

  14. Sarah x says:

    I Think Alex Looks Quite Good, But I Dont Really Like The Shoes..
    And Im Sorry Alex, But You And Kelly Just Wont Be The Next Posh And Becks, Dressing In Matching Outfits Isnt Going To Change Our Mind <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  15. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Hmmm I smell a rat, are amy n sophie really Alex and Kelly in disuise?!! Why else would anyone defend these outfits??????????
    It’s ok Alex you can join us in the wonderful Kickette world!! All you need to do in order to join is post some naked Stevie pics <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  16. amy n sophie says:

    why is everyone saying she looks horrible when she looks nice! & ‘gina’ whoever u are, asif the shoes are authentic so leave her alone! and all stop saying stuff about the jeans, there not ‘tight’ jeans they are skinny jeans and they are fashionable!! so all leave her alone and let her wear what she wants to, she might not like what you wear!!!! and whatever your name was who said about what her mate did to get the shoes well DURRR! she obviously worked hard and bought them with wages!! is that illegal?! no! so we think you all leave her alone!

  17. Gina says:

    How much you think Alex had to pay Gene Simmons for those authentic KISS boots??

  18. cassie says:

    i really think alex is the one on the left, she’s not as thin as the girl on the right is she?  the left girl has a total alex carb face.  either way, horrible outfits and it leaves me wondering what the BFF does to afford the same shoes as alex.

  19. Pussycat says:

    Ahhhhh, the disaster that is Alex. Does she look at herself in the mirror and seriously think she looks good?

    She must own those tight jeans in every color of the rainbow because it’s ALL she wears any more.

    And don’t get me started on the shoes and the fact that they’re BOTH wearing them. If you know you’re going to be snapped while shopping, wouldn’t you take care to not match?

    And the bag could fit me AND Stevie in it. I wouldn’t mind that at all – the closer the space the better….

  20. trainee wag says:

    Their shoes look like combat boot!! ( with platforms.) :( cant wag wear normal shoes?

  21. RedGirl says:

    Let me guess… 2×1 shoes sale?

    Those things are hideous, not to mention trashy.

  22. laura terry says:

    they wouln’t look that bad if it wasn’t for those horrible shoes

  23. LoveLamps says:

    That bag does, in fact, hold Stevie’s paycheck and balls TFO.  I am starting to feel bad for him.  HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!?!  Kickette, what are you doing to me?  One cute pic of Stevie G with his daughter and 20 pics of the madness that is Alex and suddenly, I’m all soft on Stevie G.  Must be because the puddle is not in the running for the championship anymore.  Sorry Reds fans.

  24. lose that girl says:

    I’m partial to stripey tops myself so I don’t mind them at all. I HATE the super-glued jeans. WTF? There’s two urinary tract/yeast infections waiting to happen!

    The shoes…don’t get me started. They look like torture devices, not fashionable footwear.

    With all Alex’s galavanting around town, who looks after her two adorable kiddies? She’s never with them it seems.

  25. kaya says:

    Whoops! Just noticed that BFF was holding cell phone and not keys. Whatev, they’re still striking the same pose. Awwwww.

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> PMSL!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    HAHA!!! I love it MrsKickette, you totally know thats how their conversations go.

    Alex is deffo on the right, boufont up and hugest bag ever!!!
    Hate he boots!! And how skinny are her legs? How can she even balance?!

  27. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, you might be right, Johnna.  I think Alex is in the little stripes.  Or . . . . . maybe not.

  28. Johnna says:

    Wait.. isn’t it Alex in the little stripes and the roll neck? Or.. is it not? They look alike but I swear, she’s the one with her hair down.

    Good lord, I keep looking and it’s freaky how much they look alike. *backs away from the twins before they kidnap me and stuff me into their handbag where I’ll Never Be Seen Again*

  29. The Fourth Official says:

    I like the black stripy tops.  Cute.  I’m going to look for something similar. 

    HATE THE SHOES.  When are platforms going to be over? I haven’t liked them since I had to wear a pair (in lilac)  as a bridesmaid in 1980 and I fell off them.  Yes, I still bear the emotional scars.

    Alex’s purse/suitcase?  Fugly.  What does she carry in there that warrants such a huge bag?  – unless it’s Stevie’s paycheck and his balls.

  30. Eva says:

    The matching outfits are a bit tooo much don’t you think?
    Not feeling the shoes either…

  31. kaya says:

    Wow. Those girls even holding their keys and swinging their arms the same way.
    Alex’s legs ain’t skinny, she’s a pretty big-boned girl… and those jeans “work” (if you’re into the punk/heroin chic look) if you’re about half her weight. I’ve seen lots of guys pull off that look, not so many women. Alex is definitely the one on the right; the girl on the left has an even more unattractive face than Alex.
    I actually didn’t know who ACG was until I started reading kickette, and at first I just didn’t give a crap who the double-wide ditz was (that’s a trailer park reference for all you fortunate enough to not know what a double wide is). By the 4th or 5th post I think I started paying attention in utter fascination of how trashy and unattractive the new “queen wag” was. Over time I’ve come to realize I now read these for the schadenfreude <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    Awesome dialog as usual.

  32. Rusty says:

    skinny jeans scare me. don’t like the stripes; they make even Alex look wide to me.

    And those boots hurt my ankles as I look at them.

    Not to mention I can hear Lilly-Ella screaming, “Take me away from my mummy! She’s scary!“ from inside that bag.

  33. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh you girl’s do make me laugh, I love you all <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  34. Pussycat says:

    Does anyone know who designed these shoes (and what drugs they were on and where can I get some? Scratch that request – those drugs would probably put me in a padded cell).
    I checked Loboutin but not even he seems to have made these monstrosities.

  35. Pussycat, I’m pretty sure that if you were shoved into that bag along with Stevie, you’d still need both map and compass to find him…

    And those shoes. Remember that I said something about “the higher the better” when it came to heels? Well forget that. Not with these one. The lacing? The platform? Who is the idiot that designed them? They are so hideous that I feel depressed when seeing them.

  36. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    lol: @ brandy!!!

  37. QB says:

    A $5 dollard hooker would not wear those shoes,  the sad thing is that she is not the first person that i have see wearing those fugly shoes

  38. tashie says:

    “It’s about the largeness, yeah?  I could carry Lilly-Ella, Lexie, and Stevie in this thing if I wanted to.“

    yeah, that part made me laugh. and its alex on the right, i’ve seen the other pics.

    and the whole “ZOMG ALEX DOES NOT CART HER CHILDREN AROUND LIKE SHEEP IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS SO THEREFORE SHE IS A BAD MOTHER” thing is really old.

    alex does look great in skinnies, i envy the legs. though the heels should go, i admit.