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Work that 'stache Alex! You go girl! Aristeia, it's a mustache and a mighty thick and lustrious one at that. We saw it on a close up pic a month or two ago. It's quite perplexing actually. Surely, there isn't a Liverpudlian embargo on wax? HATE the glasses. Everything else is nice.
No, she looks like a San Fransisco traffic cop on his day off. That thatch on her upper lip seems to be getting thicker and darker.
No, she looks like a San Fransisco traffic cop on his day off. That thatch on her upper lip seems to be getting thicker and darker.
Hate the glasses but the scasf's quite nice and im still lovin that ring she seems so fond of wearing!
Hate the sunglasses. They don't flatter her face. The rest is fine. Casual. Whatev. The scarf is actually quite pretty with the little gold coins on the fringe.
MXA I completely agree, that's the first thing I was drawn to was the neck, moreso so BIG white line!!! Aside from that, Alex usually looks ok and I love how her arms aren't super toned like most WAGS as I find it gives the rest of us hope!
jesus christ, woman, srsly, lose those glasses asap
Those sunglasses do nothing for her. At first, I was horrified by her upper lip, but looking closer at that and her nose– and even her lips, she may have some sun damage. Moisturize, baby!
Her SunGlasses is Awful!
Alexander, for the love of Stevie and all things hot, please throw away those damn glasses!
Since I started talking about CRon again, I'm gonna go after Alex(ander) as well – she looks like she has a unibrow under her fugly glasses. My dad, who wears glasses like that, wouldn't be caught dead wearing those glasses.
I don’t mind the scarf, i could deal without…but those sunglasses?! Absolutely not!! they should be burned
Worst. Sunglasses. Ever. She’s a cute girl and those actually make her face look deformed. I believe I also see some sun damage on her face. Too much tanning, Alex. It catches up with you fast.
looks like a dragonfly
Nghhhhh she looks gorgeous.
she is so ugly…orange and fake and ew…i do not know what Stevie sees in her!
gross!
she’s going to pose for playboy soon probably…i wouldn’t be surprise.
This woman never ceases to amaze me -in a bad manner…It’s a shame as she’s an atractive woman.
Is this really Alex? She looks so old o.O And I don’t want to nitpick but is that a moussie on her upper lip?
Kudos to all you guys on the trick my truck show. I know you have to be really jealous and want to all have some awesome trucks too. I also know that you get bid discounts on parts… and well.. free labor.. You guys do a great job and I hope in life you get just what your want for all the good that your doing for others.. stick with it and you will be blessed.. im sure
Alex…oh Alex…. You always want to be a papparazzi magnet…Pardon me,,but that's the reality…Why don't you move to Hollywood and became a actress there?? it's looks better than your current activities in UK, juzt shopping, shopping, and shopping..Spend ur husband's cash,,,that's not worthy at all,,,
The sunglasses look like they are a bad fitting from Primark an Ms Curren seriously needs to lay-off the sunbeds with that tan-tash….
And what about her moustache, she looks kindalike a motocycle boy with pretty blond hair!
Instead of spending money on those dumb sunglasses, she should invest in some laser hair removal. That and some proactive.
the sunglasses ain't so hot. The scarf is great except the way it's tied up, oh man. It's like she's in the scouts, not very chic.
Im liking the look (quick duck and cover! Kickettes unna be throwing bad coments at me ahhh-hide) Well, art from the sunglasses x
I like the outfit as a whole, it's casual yet fun with the scarf. I agree with TFO that the gold coins are nice. I hate the sunglasses though.
oh bless. The irritation and darkness around the lips is unfortunate.
I just don't get her. He head is massive. She's just not attractive. Cute scarf though.
Alexander, you've outdone yourself this time with those god-awful sunglasses. Yack! She's reminding me of a bunch of old chic ladies that all look the same aged from 40 to 58…except for the chic part of course. But she does look old!
What's with the Deirdre Barlow neck????
SERIOUSLY DOLLY!! WAX YOUR UPPER LIP! Scraf, hair glasss = awful.. jeans and tank – fantastic
Jeans, tank, belt, ring and even bag are ok. I can live with the scarf even. The shades have got to go. This woman just cannot get it right can she? Poor lost soul.
Glasses are really awful!!! She can look so good, so this is just sad!
Aviators can look nice– but not aviators with a bridge you can drive a truck over.
I agree with all the calls for a higher SPF; I don’t mind the outfit though…cute and casual..the sunglasses look like they are smooshing her face though…did I just write “smooshing”?
She looks like a dude with a wig on. Everything neck down in cute/fine. The glasses make her nose look awful, and it looks like she forgot to shave off his moustache before heading out.
Hey, I noticed that neck line too. Hard to believe that this woman is younger than me.
lose that girl blog
horrible glasses I agree. But what really scares me is the fact she seems to have a moustache! No Alex!!!
Alexander, you’ve outdone yourself this time with those god-awful sunglasses. Yack! She’s reminding me of a bunch of old chic ladies that all look the same aged from 40 to 58…except for the chic part of course. But she does look old!
What’s with the Deirdre Barlow neck????
SERIOUSLY DOLLY!! WAX YOUR UPPER LIP! Scraf, hair glasss = awful.. jeans and tank – fantastic
Hey, I noticed that neck line too. Hard to believe that this woman is younger than me.
lose that girl blog
horrible glasses I agree. But what really scares me is the fact she seems to have a moustache! No Alex!!!
I like the outfit as a whole, it’s casual yet fun with the scarf. I agree with TFO that the gold coins are nice. I hate the sunglasses though.
I’m gonna agree on that. Those aviators don’t go with her face shape at all. I love her bag and what I can see of her pants. I’m not really a scarf fan, but its not too bad.
Sunblock. STAT.