October 10th, 2008

Alex Gerrard: Three Trends, One Brolly


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We’re feeling extremely delicate today, so we’re not going to focus on certain key elements of Mrs. Gerrard’s outfit, like say, the fact that she’s wearing a capelet made of lace attached to a blouse that ties in a satin bow and makes her look ready for her evening gig of serving up mugs of Sasparilla to a drunken crew of cowboys shooting holes in the ceiling and punching each other in the moustache.

Note: we are well aware that Alex is very much on trend with the wet-look leggings, the shoes and, indeed, the satin bow shirt. But that seems not to matter to us on a day when we can’t seem to find any form of a reliable hangover cure.

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26 Responses to “Alex Gerrard: Three Trends, One Brolly”

  1. PlavaDiva says:

    That woman looks like a trannie! and that umbrella looks like stolen from a toy!

  2. FirstTeamCoach says:

    WTF with the zips on the hips Oh dear. There is no hope.

  3. Yasichelsea says:

    I love her shoes and her shirt! They are nice

  4. Becca says:

    one trend at a time … ever heard of that? I like the shoes though :)

  5. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Overkill as per usual

  6. lose that girl says:

    Those legggings…pants…whatevers! Now THAT’S a hangover cure. Just looking at her should cause nausea, and perhaps vomitting. Doesn’t everyone feel better after a good barf?

    Seriously, hippy girls should wear longer jackets — that shorty is cutting her at the most unflattering place on her frame. And the tight bottom half is just wrong on so many levels. She could look really cute but fails – again.

    lose that girl blog

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  8. Helen says:

    Wrong on many a level

  9. Susie says:

    I dont even know where to start.

    Its just all wrong.


  10. TenTigerPower says:

    Liz, it doesnt matter in the rain.there is not something match the blouse, there is less rain.

  11. Liz says:

    I’d kill for the trousers/leggings/whatever the hell they are, but they don’t really match the blouse, do they?

  12. Dreamgirl says:

    I don't think they will burn. They will just melt and give off a nasty smell. can It get much worse Alex?

  13. cristina_juve says:

    The pants are like what Navy SEALs have to wear during aquatic training.

  14. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    I like her shoes but that is honestly the only thing! Those pants should be burned then buried, then dug up and re-burnt!

  15. Paris says:

    At least her top and shoes look good!!

  16. carly says:

    LTG – have you been watching Trinny and Susannah? You have :)

  17. carly says:

    What exactly are the wet leggings made of? I imagine if you haven't waxed completely …the leggings will do it for you. :P

  18. justlikexabi says:

    no I don't think I want to pay someone to carry an umbrella for me no matter how rich I am.. the only man that I want to that is my hubby. and he's quite good at it :D I'll never be like that rich, but anyway.

  19. *SuezinQA* says:

    i must say…u really have nice rear =D i wanna kiss u (there) =D

  20. aristeia says:

    *runs away screaming*

    Really, Alex? Really?

  21. The Fourth Official says:

    Wet look leggings are a trend? Really? Where? In Hooker Land?

  22. AJ says:

    Just because something’s trendy doesn’t make it cute. What happened to the never wear more than one trend at a time rule? Good God, she’s a mess as usual.

  23. carly says:

    LTG – have you been watching Trinny and Susannah? You have :)

  24. carly says:

    What exactly are the wet leggings made of? I imagine if you haven’t waxed completely …the leggings will do it for you. :P

  25. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I agree – love the shirt, love the shoes, hate the leggings. I suppose they could work with another shirt, maybe, but.. not that one. It kind of makes her look like a golf tee.

  26. Erin says:

    Hideous. When will people realize that trendy =/= good?