October 10th, 2008
Alex Gerrard: Three Trends, One Brolly
image via WENN
We’re feeling extremely delicate today, so we’re not going to focus on certain key elements of Mrs. Gerrard’s outfit, like say, the fact that she’s wearing a capelet made of lace attached to a blouse that ties in a satin bow and makes her look ready for her evening gig of serving up mugs of Sasparilla to a drunken crew of cowboys shooting holes in the ceiling and punching each other in the moustache.
Note: we are well aware that Alex is very much on trend with the wet-look leggings, the shoes and, indeed, the satin bow shirt. But that seems not to matter to us on a day when we can’t seem to find any form of a reliable hangover cure.
That woman looks like a trannie! and that umbrella looks like stolen from a toy!
WTF with the zips on the hips Oh dear. There is no hope.
I love her shoes and her shirt! They are nice
one trend at a time … ever heard of that? I like the shoes though
Overkill as per usual
Those legggings…pants…whatevers! Now THAT’S a hangover cure. Just looking at her should cause nausea, and perhaps vomitting. Doesn’t everyone feel better after a good barf?
Seriously, hippy girls should wear longer jackets — that shorty is cutting her at the most unflattering place on her frame. And the tight bottom half is just wrong on so many levels. She could look really cute but fails – again.
lose that girl blog
Just surfed in. Great site, guys!
Wrong on many a level
I dont even know where to start.
Its just all wrong.
There.
Liz, it doesnt matter in the rain.there is not something match the blouse, there is less rain.
I’d kill for the trousers/leggings/whatever the hell they are, but they don’t really match the blouse, do they?
I don't think they will burn. They will just melt and give off a nasty smell. can It get much worse Alex?
The pants are like what Navy SEALs have to wear during aquatic training.
I like her shoes but that is honestly the only thing! Those pants should be burned then buried, then dug up and re-burnt!
At least her top and shoes look good!!
LTG – have you been watching Trinny and Susannah? You have
What exactly are the wet leggings made of? I imagine if you haven't waxed completely …the leggings will do it for you.
no I don't think I want to pay someone to carry an umbrella for me no matter how rich I am.. the only man that I want to that is my hubby. and he's quite good at it
I'll never be like that rich, but anyway.
i must say…u really have nice rear =D i wanna kiss u (there) =D
*runs away screaming*
Really, Alex? Really?
Wet look leggings are a trend? Really? Where? In Hooker Land?
Just because something’s trendy doesn’t make it cute. What happened to the never wear more than one trend at a time rule? Good God, she’s a mess as usual.
LTG – have you been watching Trinny and Susannah? You have
What exactly are the wet leggings made of? I imagine if you haven’t waxed completely …the leggings will do it for you.
I agree – love the shirt, love the shoes, hate the leggings. I suppose they could work with another shirt, maybe, but.. not that one. It kind of makes her look like a golf tee.
Hideous. When will people realize that trendy =/= good?