October 10th, 2008
Alex Gerrard: Three Trends, One Brolly
image via WENN
We’re feeling extremely delicate today, so we’re not going to focus on certain key elements of Mrs. Gerrard’s outfit, like say, the fact that she’s wearing a capelet made of lace attached to a blouse that ties in a satin bow and makes her look ready for her evening gig of serving up mugs of Sasparilla to a drunken crew of cowboys shooting holes in the ceiling and punching each other in the moustache.
Note: we are well aware that Alex is very much on trend with the wet-look leggings, the shoes and, indeed, the satin bow shirt. But that seems not to matter to us on a day when we can’t seem to find any form of a reliable hangover cure.