November 14th, 2011

An Open Letter To Cesc Fabregas: F5 Intervention

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Dear Cesc,

There was a time when we thought our love for you was unconditional. That the beauty you exuded from your pretty face to your perfectly formed tippy-toes was sufficient to overcome any negative feelings we might have about your personal decisions and/or conduct during work-based arguments.

But then you started dropping hints that the perfection we rely on to get us through the night day might be causing you some anguish.

We tried to accommodate your inner conflict and solve said problem for you, and originally it seemed our harmonious relationship was back on track. We lust = you remain lust-worthy.

Then you got cocky. You started taunting us. You made vague promises which, we realise now, you had no intention of keeping. We had no alternative but to bring in the tramps from the Mayhem & Fruit Beverages Suite to conduct the Cesc-orcism. Tellingly, it didn’t work.

We, like your former teammate Wojciech Szczesny, reached the end of our collective tethers when we saw your unruly mop on Saturday night (above). Cesc, it breaks our hearts to say this, but we’re going to canvass our readers for their opinions. If they feel as betrayed and hurt as we do over your continued ambivalence to our FREE CESC’S HAIR protests, then we’ll be forced to take an unprecendented step of banishing you from our Finest 5 list.




Think we’re being a bit harsh, Kickettes? Look at the evidence and see how it supports our contention:

3. Distressed Tresses

As reader Sil put it weeks ago, “he looks sad, like ‘Why do I have to get a hair cut, use some decent clothes. The world doesnt love me anymore’”.

Back then we still did…


2. Hair Gel Hell

Call us old-fashioned, but we (generally) prefer for footballers to avoid slicking back their hair. They don’t work in finance and thus there is no reason why Gordon Gekko should be their style icon. For this reason alone, Cesc’s product shill for PUMA is on this list.

Image: PUMA Football.


1. Dripping With (Emotional) Damage

All hair trends are cyclical and currently, Cesc is back to the waterfall bangs that we hate. Wet, barely-wrung hair calls for a serious deep conditioning treatment pared with self-reflection and weekly meditation.

A heavy-handed snip of some scissors would also suffice as well as ease our pain.



What’ll it be then? Should this man – soley because of his hair – stay or go from our coveted (and oft-contentious) F5?

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147 Responses to “An Open Letter To Cesc Fabregas: F5 Intervention”

  1. Cherrycherryboomboom says:

    Get Cesc out , period .
    Get Jesus Navas in , now we're talking ;)

  2. Catie2838 says:

    Bam – Pique provides proof that Cesc has heard our complaints ;)

    Just beware of the spikes hitting you in the eye, Pique.

  3. lulu says:

    The PUMA product shill is something to be forgotten, and, well, his hair atm is worse than when he thought a mullet would be a cool thing to have at team photo time…

    Give him another chance though, please? I'm sure Pique is working on something involving scissors and middle-of-night.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Oh dear god, the hair must go!!! If he continues to ignore our pleas, then he must be removed from the F5 list! I mean, I've tried to overlook his abandonment of Arsenal, really I have, but if this hair felony is not soon remedied, then he really will be dead to me.

  5. Sabs says:

    Cesc will always be adorable and FF worthy to me, even when I have the urge to fly to Barcelona and remove whatever the hell is on his head while he's sleeping in Spiderman pjs and surrounded by donuts.

  6. Karen says:

    No, he must stay. Whatever he does with his hair he'll always be a little cutie.

  7. Suzerino says:

    I for one think the F5 needs a bit of a makeover. I'm making an impassioned push for RVP. Not only is he finally fulfilling his potential on the pitch, he's grown into a great captain and he has never looked better. He's ageing like a fine wine. Those greying temples and those beaming smiles have been driving me insane over the past few weeks in every news report and newspaper. And his family is stupendously lovely, I can't even be jealous of them. So my suggestion? Out with the shaggy old Arsenal captain, in with the new. Who's with me?!!

  8. LeelaP03 says:

    That hair makes me cring, he just looks absolutely horrendous!!!!. Who told him that he looks good with long hair???. What the hell happend to him? he looks like a mobster's son that got thrown out into the streets with no money, you would swear you can mop the floor with his hair. The F5 needs to say adios to him. That hair just needs to be CUT… NOW.

  9. Del says:

    We NEED Scott Parker on that list!!!!

    Now there's a guy with a sexy hairstyle. ^^

  10. littlegreenpea says:

    why don't you put affelay in there instead of JACK and put in Aaron Ramsey in for Fabregas and call it a day? Problem solved.

  11. SaharaB says:

    Why does everyone hate it? Yes, the gelled hair looks absolutely horrid but the top picture is fine!!!
    Watching the game yesterday it took me a bit to notice his hair but he still looked so nummy. =]
    Why does no one else see this?!

  12. Vic Ramsey says:

    I hate his hair and the fact that he is just trolling with everyone’s emotions. His name is Cescy after all and he needs to live up to the reputation. However, I don’t want to see him off the f5 list :( What would the list be without the adorkable bunny.
    Cesc, why do you always torture with all this decisions? Is it too much to ask for a guy to get a routine haircut and shave once every two weeks or so?

  13. Yasmin says:

    I was going to say since it's been so long that this has been going on, maybe we should put someone else on the list. He can always come back for the next version if and when things change. Give others a chance :)

  14. Lauren says:

    Cesc used to be an angel sent from heaven. Still would be if he'd just cut that darn hair! First Nando goes blonde again and now this… what's wrong with the world!?

  15. Sarah says:

    Not only does Cesc need to go, Jack Rodwell reaallllly doesn't do it for me!! The Fine possibilities are endless….Fernando Llorente, Xabi Alonso, Gerard Pique… The Ramos (god knows everyone wants him!!)

  16. name says: he looks like Cesc, don't You think so ? xd

  17. mrflibbleseyes says:

    Never seen the attraction anyway. Get him off the list!

  18. Alik says:

    I'd say take him, give him a jolt. Let it be a warning to the others! Finest 5 position is not to be taken for granted!

  19. Zahara says:

    OMG ppl put on fernando llorenteee! pleeeeeease! u know u want to!

  20. Kristine says:

    ick. How is this man on the damn F5 list while The Ramos is repeatedly ignored?

  21. stella says:

    Cesc is as ugly as sin period! Its not the hair its the baboon mask he has for a face! Along with a haircut he’ll need a face transplant! I really don’t get the fascination with this BEAST!!!

  22. Shelley says:

    Kickette, your finest 5 list stinks anyway. We kickettes demand a referendum!!

    One definition of fine art is "a visual art considered to have been created primarily for aesthetic purposes and judged for its beauty."

    Jack Rodwell??!

    My revised list would be:-

    Joann Gourcuff
    James Rodriguez
    Javi Martinez
    Olivier Giroud
    Nico Kranjcar

  23. bri_saldana says:

    I consider Cesc's hair an incident and I'm hoping KICKETTE takes a stand on F5 standards. My VOTE has been and will always be THE RAMOS!

  24. After reading all these comments, I can't help but feel a wee bit bad for Cescy :( maybe wait a bit and see if he chops it off? He's still a hottie!

  25. Mrs Arteta says:

    Miki Arteta for the F5.

  26. Raven says:

    Put that bloody Ramos on the F5 already. He doesn’t belong there but then again Cesc didn’t really belong there either. I kinda like that he grows his hair and just ignores the whole mass of shrieking girls out there. Plus it makes me sick all those comments about his girlfriend. What does her age matter to anyone? And does it really have any significance on wether he sholud be on the F5 or not? As someone wrote her, if we are gonna take other things then looks in account, then Borri sure as hell should be kicked out.

  27. ChocolateChunk says:

    Oh COME ON!!! He’s still hot as hell! Just look at the first picture above and his perfect lips. The hair (which is truly awful) is forgotten in an instant! …hair can be cut but a beautiful face like this can’t be replaced that easy…
    I say Cescy has to stay on top!

  28. xbabyshakesx says:

    Ever since he left Arsenal the hair just would not come off!

  29. S4Jill says:

    Finally someone is picking up on Cesc's awful hair. I think he's trying to be cool like his fellow Spanish team mates Sergio and Nando. Sadly the look doesn't suit everyone. That and he's actually cock eyed. I don't think he should be on the F5 either. I really laughed when Szczesny tweeted about his hair. I can't understand why Sergio Ramos isn't there. It's a bloody travesty. What about Theo or Aaron?

    On a side note, since Cesc left Arsenal, all he's done is bad mouth and insult them. I think he's being uncessesarily bitchy. He should just shut up. He's left, they've survived, get over it. How dare he mention RvP's injury issues, he has absolutely no room to talk. he's just come back from a freaking injury.

    I'd better stop now, I'm getting all hot under the collar now…..

    PLEASE KICKETTE: Please put Ramos on the list. He's just beautiful!

  30. meisme says:

    Forget about the hair for a minute, what about his eyebrows? Waxed or groomed eyebrows look absolutely ridiculous on men, maybe even UGLY. Cesc is no exception.
    Yet more and more men are doing it, it's like an epidemic. Ugh. When will they get it? Are there women out there telling them that they look good?

    Boys, unless you have a 2-inch thick uni-brow, leave your eyebrows alone! JUST. SAY. NO.

  31. TFBlovesArsenal says:

    Anyone notice that Cesc started letting his hair go almost immediately after being added to the Finest Five list? Let's remove him and see if that doesn't send the message that his hair is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE.

    Unrelated, but Aaron Ramsey has been looking awfully good lately. Just saying. ;)

  32. _Titi_ says:

    Damn, so many haters in his place. I know the guy is going through bad phase with his hair, but hes still better looking than so many other vanilla footballers girls like to obsess about. As soon as he chops that off, hell be back to his sexy self.
    btw on all the stuff being said about his girlfriend, smh I'd expected women to be less sexist. All this "he is looking older to make his old gf feel better." "dump her old ass" "she made him ugly" comments needs to stop.

    • Kristina says:

      Hear, hear!

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      You are in kickette blog, here readers pretty much judge every wag, maybe so far I didn't read someone judging Nagore ( I think!), go read irina, shakira, coleen, olalla..etc posts even caroline was judged for releasing an album using kaka's fame..

      • evita says:

        Half of the posts about the gf are just jealousy….apparently he likes the geriartric crowd (she and I are similar in age), lol…so that ruins the fantasy of being able to get with Cesc. I'm still convinced that him and PK are secret lovers…so it's whatever, lol! ;-)

      • Kristina says:

        I just react with my spine when people make nasty comments about how ugly or how old someone is. I can never bring myself do do it. I can say that I don't like how someone look, or they are not my "cuppa tea". Of course everybody is entitled to their own opinions. Maybe I'm too uptight? I should just let it go ;) .

        • Zahara says:

          i am the same way, dont worry :D i cant say that someone is ugly…its not their fault…but for the record, cesc is still sexy to me

        • Sarah, Madrid says:

          I actually agree, some footballer and their gfs actions annoys me, but I won't go around calling anyone ugly, old, gold diggas, or whatever! I always say the same, we are not their sitters, footballers like all grown men know who they are getting involve with, who I am to judge that person! But sometime comments as well here annoys me because it is awfully judgmental for people we don't know!

          • _Titi_ says:

            Just because everyone does it it does not mean that it is right and shouldn't be called out. Using a woman's age to belittle her is sexist, nothing you say otherwise will change that.
            The girls here don't know why Cesc is dating her, so leave him alone. He can do whatever he wants. Its not your place to judge, especially her age. So its wrong that a guy is dating an older woman? What is this, the f*cking 17th century?

            • Sarah, Madrid says:

              I never said it is right, or multiple wrongs make it right, I said it some annoys me for being judgmental, all I have said , it is not surprising to see negative comments about wags here!, since we are humans and we are awfully crtiical of other people relations, it doesn't matter if you know them or not!
              Some girls over here have been following these footballers for long time, they feel protective of them, like any fan of celebrities, some makes point, some jealousy..etc
              Anyway, all I am trying to say, try to ignore it because it will never stop!

      • Agnes Wonka says:

        I agree with you so much….Most of the times :)

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      I hate his gf, I find her ugly and old. So what? Do I have to care what you think?
      In this site, we're all entilted to our opinions and that's sth you're not going to change.

      • _Titi_ says:

        wow you basically just missed the point
        Just because everyone does it it does not mean that it is right and shouldn't be called out. Using a woman's age to belittle her is SEXIST, nothing you say otherwise will change that.
        The girls here don't know why Cesc is dating her, so leave him alone. He can do whatever he wants. Its not your place to judge, especially her age. So its wrong that a guy is dating an older woman? What is this, the f*cking 17th century?

        • Agnes Wonka says:

          According to psicology, youngsters need to hang out with people of their age. If they date sb who is older they'd want to act like older people and not do typical things they have do in that age.
          Get my point?

      • Kristina says:

        Whatever makes you a happy person, hey Agnes? I have no problems with calling a person who deserves it an**hole, like I have done occasionally when it comes to Zlatan, Mou and Pepe. (I know some of you remember :) ). So, I'm not a saint and sometimes I get carried away. I have apologized sometimes too. I call a behavior gross, not a human being.

        Say what you like. But if you give some, you gotta be ready to take some.

  33. gillianrosh says:

    Why, Cesc, WHY?


  34. Americus Killaponius says:

    He looks like your middle ages italian uncle who runs a takeout pizza joint in Brooklyn and drives a cab for extra cash.
    Face facts, the guy is off his rocker. He took a page out of Fernando Torres' Horrible Hair Handbook and lost his sexy. We can reinstate him once he gets is back but for now Kickette has the opportunity to right a wrong and put THE RAMOS in his place.

    Seriously, RAMOS. You know what we want.

  35. debsen says:

    Can we put Villa on there? Hot, great father and husband! And can bitchface like no other.

    • still here says:

      Vfilla is attractive, but I know a lot of grown women do not think he's hot, lol. Can't you base the FF off shallow things only, say like looks? I'll give you the great father thing, but how the hell do you know what kind of husband he is? He might be a cheating prick….

  36. RealFan7 says:

    That hair is not just a misdemeanor it is a full fellony!! He looks like an old man either wearing a tupee or with a really bad comb over! Sorry all you sex fans I just don't see it. If he were that hot he'd be able to overcome the bad hair like some are able to overcome bad wardrobe(CR7).

  37. Jen says:

    Can I be Jags' bezzie?

  38. Jen says:

    ……or Fernando

  39. JA7 says:


  40. earidurt says:

    that haircut is criminal…..he looks like the 4th jonas brother. :-| he needs to cut that crap off….either that or be kicked out of the F5.

  41. April says:

    You know… the more I look at the progress (if you can call it that) it is making, the more I am convinced he is headed back to his mullet days. He's right on track.

  42. Angela says:

    Ay, just take him off the list because he's looked horrible for the past 8 months and it's only going to get worse. I still don't understand how he managed to stay on the most recent F5 list, let alone top it.

  43. Alisha says:

    If Sexy Cescy is banished, who replaces him? This is an important thing to know when voting. Cesc may look bad but the person who replaces him may be worse….

  44. April says:

    I seem to recall a certain Fernando Torres was kept off of this list in the past due to hair crimes, and so it seems only fair that if that is the Kickette policy, that it be carried out on everyone. I mean, clearly, if anyone deserves to make the list while having unruly hair, it is Nando.

    We ought to classify this "hair issue" thing too. What constitues bad hair worthy of being kicked out of the FF? Is it just having long locks? Is it a bad cut/style? Or terrible hair color? We must know, because the Ramos and Torres girls will put up a fight for their man to move in! The Ramos fans seem to be winning, so I am gonna put my official vote in for Fern and his freckles, and his almost naked pictures, and his short tents, and his muscle definition. He's been working hard to win your hearts, ladies!

  45. MsMe says:

    I don´t think his hair looks that bad. I think Cesc is ok, he is cute and all, but his place is not in the F5. Please you have left the sexy beast Ramos out (and Pique), who can wipe the floor with Cesc in terms of sexiness and appeal. Time to correct the wrong you have made…

  46. Agnes Wonka says:

    I agree with fire him from the F5 list. Not because of his hair, because he is not the person he used to be. As I said before, he changed and not for good :(
    I agree with all those who want Sergio Ramos on the list! xD

  47. Natalie says:

    Maybe he is afraid that if he will cut his hair he will lose his power, like Samson!!

  48. xoWinnie says:

    i've made no bones about my issues with having Cesc at the top of the FF list.
    i think he is occupying the one and only, Sergio Ramos' rightful place,
    and as of late, his hair has not been helping him case in my books!
    he's starting to look a little homeless….
    i don't think i have to specify what my vote was in the end.

    also, Cesc seems to have made sure to have his eyebrows properly groomed at all times
    and has instead chosen to forsake his hair–what the hell kind of logic is that!?!?!

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Horse is a beautiful noble creature, what a beautiful animal to be compared with, just saying!

    • Kristina says:

      There will never, ever, be consensus :) . I agree that Cesc probably shouldn't be on the F5, but I don't think Ramos is F5 material either. No matter how shiny his hair is :) .

      • Kristina says:

        I'm sure he will end up at the F5, and he would deffo not be the worst candidate. I would not kick and scream to get him off :) . I hope I'm not rude.

        • xoWinnie says:

          i'm not exactly kicking and screaming to get Cesc off per se
          i've always fancied me some Sex Fabregas lol,
          i just don't think he should be numero uno
          and i certainly do not think he deserves a spot
          on the FF if Sergio's being excluded to fit him in–especially not with that hair!

          and yes, you're not rude! you're very nice despite your Barca-bias :P

    • meagain says:

      Everybody loves to ride horses, huney! You get over it!

  49. caquark says:

    I can live with the distressed hair, but with the new one and the other two I worry about his state of mind. As for the F5….you mean we are supposed to consider the hair when we make that vote?!

  50. Caitlyn says:

    Q: How many of us on Kickette think if Cesc Fabregas was a Spanish Plumber, Electrician, Student or Waiter working in London this Daniella would have even looked twice at him? I'm gonna say NO CHANCE! I don't like her and i never will! As for his hair. I think he is trying to make himself look older to make her feel better about her age. Cesc. Never fall in love with a woman who can be bought. IT DOESN'T END WELL! So please karma. Do your best!

    • Caitlyn says:

      It looks like he has got a hold of some GHD'S too……..

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      His gf was not on discussion here, so thx for bringing the topic! that defo needs to be discussed as one of the reasons why he should not be part of the F5 list anymore. :)

      • April says:

        Hmm, gotta disagree. While behavior and significant others may have an effect on the way we perceive someone's hotness, I do sort of think Kickette should be sticking to the more superficial matters. Otherwise, if we were judging people by the other factors in their lives we might seem some very different lists… and Borri would have to go for the sheer number of STD's I am sure he's contracted.

        • Caitlyn says:

          I can see your point. But "for me" I feel the reason he sat at the very top of the F5 wasn't just based on being a good looking guy it was also a lot to do with being a good guy, respectful and not putting him in the same seedy light like most of the other footballers that are constantly Cheating, womanizing and falling out of clubs with hoodrats. He was on a pedestal so to speak and again "for me" he fell off that a long time ago…. So my vote, well i think thats pretty obvious.

      • Kristina says:

        I disagree. A lot. Who cares who he dates? It has no bearing on his F5 status. That should be based strictly on looks.

        • evita says:

          I agree with Kristina. IMO, it sounds like some want him off because he ruined their perfect fantasy of who they THOUGHT he should be. He was a freakin kid when he got with Carla. A was she, they've both changed and maybe they grew apart. You can't blame a guy for killing your adolescent fantasy of you thought he was…no one can live up to that kind of ridiculous standard.

          The footy world is full of smoke and mirrors. Cesc is a man. He's bound to fuck it all up from time to time…oh well. I'm sure Carla is moving on….unlike a lot of his fans, lol.

          Besides, I always thought Cesc and Pk made the best couple

    • Caitlyn says:

      From now on, any forthcoming injuries that Cesc may receive. I'm going to assume is the cause trying to runaway from a pair of scissors!

    • leith says:

      she s got money more than him probably , wasnt she the wife of a billionaire before ?

  51. Caitlyn says:

    I've said once and i'll say it again. I've been struggling to understand WHY he is not only on the F5 but to be right at the top!!! When he turrned up at that fragrance launch "Forgive me i can't remenber the name of the fragrance, actually i think i chose to forget" It looked like the promoters had been let down by the original hunky footballer and pulled in the first guy off the street that was begging for money they could find. Personally since this new glf popped up i've went right off him. Cause there is NO WAY you come out of a long term relationship and then tattoo a new lovers name on your arm shortly after announcing your break up from your former glf of 7years. He could not have found a more hurtful way to humiliate his ex. its clear he must have been karting around the whole time with this new WAG. AKA- What-A-Golddigga.

    • _Titi_ says:

      ugh stop hating. He's still hot as hell, he just needs a haircut.

      • xoWinnie says:

        "stop hating" cries the girl who said Sergio "looks like a f***ing horse" lmao!
        stop being so defensive honey, your hypocrisy is showing.

        • _Titi_ says:

          I was just stating the truth. Sergio does look like a horse, that doesn't mean that he's ugly. Im pretty sure people all over tumblr call him a horse, not a big deal. Didn't know censorship was so rampant in this blog.
          I'm not being defensive just pointing out the girl was hating, which she was.

          • xoWinnie says:

            i know they do, they say it lovingly. you sounded quite rude and angry, adding the F word to a statement like that has that effect you know.

            • _Titi_ says:

              well I have a potty mouth. What can I say? I think I've said it here before that he looks like a horse, which he does, just like Sarah Jessica Parker and Trace Cyrus do. I said it nonchalantly, meaning I don't give a **** what he looks like, just pointing that **** out.

    • Kristina says:

      Why are we talking about his gf? Or his behaviour? I thought this was a debate on hotness. And before people start arguing about inner beauty, let's remember that Borri is on the list. Borri the male schauvinist. Cesc's crime consists of falling for a woman who is older than he. And tattooing her name, yea, yea, I get it.

      I have changed my mind. Keep Cesc (c'mon he only needs a haircut!), kick Borri out. And bring Thiago in :) .

      • Raven says:

        lol, I love that you are trying Kristina, but I fear the Ramos lobby will have this one.

      • Borrielista says:

        I don't understand why you consider Borri a chauvinist. She who will not be named was the one who ran around on him and publicly humiliated him. If he said hurtful things about her, that sl-t deserves it. As for his taste in women, well showgirls and models seem to be par for the course with footballers so what's the problem? Before Camila, sure he had a new girl every few months, but after 5 years of being engaged to that other woman, who can blame him?

        • The Future Mrs Ramos says:

          Actually, Marco never really said bad things about Belen. She's still on really good terms with his family. But back to the important matter at hand, Cesc should be sidelined for crimes against good grooming. You Cesc fans (really, are there that many of you???) can bring him back once he sorts the hair out. Until then, WHY is Sergio not on the list? Despite the frog pants and red high tops, the Ramos is HOT!

        • Kristina says:

          Ok, let me explain myself. I just don't like it when men talk about women as if they are possessions or something. Borri said in an interview, when his ex girlfriend Belen had found another guy, that it was ok because "what he (the new guy) has, I already had". You see? That kind of reasoning just make me cringe! I call it chauvinistic, in lack of another word.

          • Borrielista says:

            I think we're referencing the same interview. If you read it in Italian, it's a lot less abrasive. He was asked if he was jealous of Belen and Fabrizio Corona–one of the guys she cheated on him with, eventually left him for, and one sex-in-public scandal and many naked photos later, may actually marry (look him up, he's gross). They asked Borriello that question not long after they broke up. He was just lashing out after she totally emasculated him in public. The girl is bad news. Apart from from being one of the infamous party girls of Berlusconi, she's really gotten around. Remember those STDs he contracted? She was the one who gave them to him. To the future Mrs. Ramos, it's a miracle how she's stayed friendly with his folks. Then again, she practically grew up with them since Borriello and her were together so long. On a final note, to keep this reply relevant, I'm all for Cesc off the F5. There was a time when he was very cute, but that was long time ago, before the transfer, the Daniela and the hair.

          • The Future Mrs Ramos says:

            Sorry Kristina, I'm on Marco's side on this. He stuck with Belen even when everyone knew she was cheating on him with different guys (even on national tv), not just Corona. I agree with the Borriellista that he was just "lashing out" at her after putting up with her lying and cheating, only for her to leave him because he was too "jealous". Marco's not a chauvinist, I think he was just really still hurt and bitter when he gave that interview.

    • caitlyn says:

      Ok, first of all i would just like to say the beginning of my initial comment IS about his apperance, "sorry i could not be bothered trying to seperate all the things that is wrong with him, from his HAIR,clothes or shoes.But the latter that does refer to his personal life and i did say "Repeatedly" it's my "MY" opinion. I was not trying to define the rules of F5, but the truth is i tryed to stay superficial. But i'm just not that kind of girl. I took his current personality and recent actions into account!! So a thousand pardons.. I'm now gonna try my hardest to be as superficial as you girls who have a problem with me not basing my comment solly on his hair. If the vote is only about his hair then….HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN 8SIXED OWFF THE F5 ABOUT 10 MONTHS AGO!!!! I swear anymore of you girls have a meltdown about this.. Al Gore is gonna have to make another documentary!!!

    • Kristine says:

      Well, honestly, I have loved this man for as long as I can possibly remember, and atm, it's just how he's trolling with that haircut of his that is annoying. Yes, he has got a new girlfriend, and she is a lot older than him, but I'm pretty sure that tattoo wasn't for her. Some say it's about the Arabic word "God" or something. Idk if she, with Arabic background, "encouraged" him to take it or not, but it's not for her in particular. Also, I really don't know too much about her to say anything about their relationship.

      I don't think it was completely fair to Carla, though. You know, getting together with a new girl right after he ended their 7 year long relationship, but he would never go around tattooing his new girlfriend's name on his body. He wouldn't do that to Carla. Not so soon. I'm sure of it.

  52. Nota says:

    Definitely time for a cut. At the moment between the hair and the slovenly stubble he looks like an unwashed, half-drunk hobo. The stubble is also making him look like his jawline is fattening into a double chin. Crop the hair and either grow in a proper beard (a la the World Cup) or go clean shaven – either one will do – or else toss him off the F5.

  53. Anju says:

    Poor baby, he looks kind of lost here…

  54. Wegner would have NEVER allowed this sort of hair milarkey. That's all I'm saying.

  55. IrishBlue says:

    The Finest 5 isn't having its greatest moment at the minute anyway but this situation is definately not helping. Sort it out Cesc!

  56. Sara P says:

    I saw a post this morning of Cesc and his girlfriend….and I seriously thought, "OMG…he looks so gross!"

    About time Kickette! I haven't been able to get behind the Cesc-fascination, but I can appreciate getting behind the legions of Kickette fans and respecting their decisions to add him to the F5. But now….can we please give him the boot? There are so many other FINE-A** footballers out there in the world. I think we have let him hang around for far too long. Just sayin'

  57. liz says:

    I was actually contemplating on asking you ladies if he should be removed from the F5 list. early on So, now that you have asked i say YES!!! I'm sure the rest of the men on the list are offended that he is still on there with that hair. It is a privilege to be on that list and if you cannot act or be styled accordingly than you should be taken off…And, he starting to look like his sister :{

  58. Dee vazques says:

    I dont blame him.he’s losing confidence in himself!!i mean,have u seen his girlfriend!!??!!

  59. ddn says:

    He has to go, like he went from arsenal to barca… It's time for changes.

  60. Madeline says:

    It seems hopeless, since even GP couldn't get him to cut his hair after an arduous twitter campaign. I don't hate him with long hair, but it makes him look older…

  61. Gladys says:

    In that first pic, it almost looks like someone pasted his face onto the Ramos. (Clearly, some guys can work the long hair and others can't.) Please Cesc, submit to the scissors at once!

  62. When you break it down like that, one can see that its been a progressive decline in his errr.. form. I think the final straw for me was the Puma shoot… I really didn't know whether to laugh, scream or cry.

  63. thelovehater says:

    We should make a short film and call it, “We need to talk about Cesc.” Our love for him is on shaky ground. The only way he can come back from this is to get it under control and by control, I mean cut it.

  64. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Ramos, Ramos, Ramos, Ramos! He even can work a beautiful long hair! Or Javi!! For being ridiculously hot
    Cesc hair miust go, nothing more I have to say!

    • DebS says:

      Seriously…I think Cesc's having hair envy of The Ramos' hair. Sorry Cesc…not even close to The Ramos!

    • Kristina says:

      Hehehe, go Sarah! Yes Ramos can really work that long hair. It's shiny and everything. Cesc just let's his grow. Maybe he's tired of being a sex object? :)

  65. Mrs Arteta says:

    That hair is disturbing. Suspend him till he sorts it out.

  66. Zahara says:

    ok, so cescs hair isnt the greatest, but i still cannot NOT love him. I guess im just wired that way :D

  67. Julia says:

    My suggestion is Javi Martinez for a replacement. Hot, Spanish, and not afraid to pose in his underwear no matter how ridiculous the patterns might me.

  68. YvoYeungGirl says:

    Cecsy! What has happened! I knew your time to leave Arsenal to came soon! Clearly Braca has messed up with your hair! Get it cut! One of the cutest Cule out there with the most horrendous hair! It's a hair crime! Until it gets cut, he should be put on suspension on the F5 list (it breaks my heart to say this….) Please, just solve your hair issue! I agree with Szczesny. FIX IT!

    • _Titi_ says:

      Barca has messed up with his hair? Does that even make sense. Hes been walking around like a homeless person for months before he came to barca.

      • YvoYeungGirl says:

        Let a Gunners Girl find every excuse for Cesc leaving. If this is suppose to make sense, we are in the wrong place people.

  69. Miss Lampard says:

    He had to cut his hair, he looks simply awful in my opinion in this way, why a sexy man can decide to ruin himself in his way. Cesc is committing a suicide with this hair, maybe them are the cause of his new girlfriend?However CUT THEM!!!

  70. PepaCandela says:

    Well, he’s said he’s not cutting it until everyone stops pestering him about it, right? So best we pretend this post never happened.

  71. Liz says:

    I was actually contemplating whether to ask you ladies if he should be removed from the F5 list early on. But now that you have proposed it I say YES!!!! The rest of the men on the list must be offended that Cesc is still on the list with that hair. And, he’s starting to look like his sister :(

  72. Kristina says:

    Well, if it means there will be an open spot for Thiago then I'm all for letting Cesc go. That hair is getting ridiculous.

    • Gladys says:

      A stadium of thumbs up for your comment! I too adore our gorgeous young midfielder. In fact, when the whole summer hubbub over Cesc coming to Barca was going on, all I did was worry that Thiago wouldn't get enough pitch time.

      • Kristina says:

        Two souls one thought. Btw, Thiago is showing real class right now in the game against Switzerland. I predict Spain will have a bright future :) . And if I may be a bit Barca-biased: Marc Bartra just scored. Yay!!

  73. FootyCookie says:

    i feel totally utterly betrayed. especially since he started literally taking pleasure out of my (or our) pain!

  74. Stefania says:

    Hot Face, Hot Body, not so much hot hair. Please cut your hair Cesc, you look so much better with it short!