July 15th, 2011

Andres Guardado: Caught On Camera

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We all have webcams. Admittedly some of us pretend we don’t know how to use them, but even the Kickette staff that ‘fess up to usage in the past insist that it was purely for business purposes and definitely not dodgy gratification of any kind.

We only wish we could say the same for footballers. Alexandre Pato (allegedly) demonstrated that having a globally recognisable face is no impediment to sexy-time-surfing by supposedly popping Little Alex out during a chat with a lady a couple of years ago, and now a new playa has ’seen’ his action, and raised him a ‘let’s see, take off your thong. Are you gonna warm me up?’

Ooh, matron!

Stand up, Andres Guardado, who plays in midfield for Mexico and recently relegated Spanish side Deportivo La Coruna, and gets bored easily in Texan hotel rooms. We’re not going to get bogged down in the details of his ‘romance’ with a model called Pau - we’re too “well brought up” for that and quite frankly could do without feeling grubby for the rest of the day – but the evidence of his indiscretion is here in glorious Technicolor. Approach with caution, Kickettes.

It’s a bit frisky in there.



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24 Responses to “Andres Guardado: Caught On Camera”

  1. Franco says:

    We should be always cautious and think twice or many times before doing such things.

  2. Ash Menon says:

    Poor guy. Can't even cyberboink without worrying about crazy gold-digger chicks. What's the world coming to?

  3. Frances says:

    Andres, you are a baaaaaddd bad man, and I salute you! You think this made the news to make the entire female population jealous??

  4. Catie2838 says:

    Poor guy, that was probably the last thing he expected.

  5. GourcuffLover says:

    SO this is what happens in their away games Awwwhhhhhhhh…I wonder if YOYO Gourcuff has a web cam….so many yummy thoughts!

    I bet Sergio Ramos web cam would be hilarious to watch!Probably showing Guti his outfit of the day and how he should style his hair!

    Oh and about Andres well cant blame him, dude was horny and at least he didnt so something weird in the pics.
    Shame on the person who leaked them out.

  6. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    I think this just blow out of proporsion, I mean he is not having an affair, he is not traffiking kids or woman…. he is not doing anything that normal people would do… so whats the point of making it a big deal…. after all he is a man and deserve to have his privacy. As long as he doesnt do anything that put at risk other people let him do him.!
    My only concern is if it was the 'model' that gave the pics next time he should be more aware with who he does this things. :( so these types of things doesnt happen again.

  7. Wow says:

    Ah yaya, poor thing! nobody is save anymore to have some fun with technology!

  8. Angelina says:

    well we have to look at the bright side … at least no hookers or transgender ppl were involved … but the Mexican NT are looking like lil freaks … jajajaja … you know they(media) are saying that Mexican federation … should punish him … and not allow them to use their computers??? … REALLY!!! i think it's stupid … next thing we know … Mexico federation will be taking away cell phones and other high tech devices … I say let them bring their WAGS … soo they wont be lonely .. & "Scandals" like this wont happen …. Well hopefully wont happen….

  9. TanYDdraig says:

    I don't know how this got out…have people actually started web cam hacking now?! In which case, I suggest they start with the Arsenal squad's webcams….asap….

    • Angelina says:

      the reason that got out was beacause the "model" Pau (who they are saying is not a really model but a stripper or "exotic dancer" from Argentina) gave it out to the ppl in the media … soo she was probably pissed at him … a got revenge this way …

      • Deb S says:

        or she was looking for a payday…and probably got one.

        • Angelina says:

          that too .. jaja .. it was probably a both … she didn't get money from Andres soo she went and got money from the media…

        • xoWinnie says:

          sorry Deb, meant to thumb that up!

          anyways as for these girls, no self-respect!

  10. gin_in_teacups says:

    As far as I can tell this is a story about a dude with a job that keeps him away a lot having cybersexy times with his lady friend, yes? In which case, I kind of think it's BS that this is a story. If he's not cheating, or pulling his wang out on unsuspecting/unwilling people, or diddling children, well then… so what?

    I mean, I like a nekkid footballer as much as the next gal here, but this icks me out. It seems like this was a private consensual thing between two adults, and should've been left that way.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Same idea when I first read this story, like who seriously cares about this to make it a news, just because he wears a jersy with his name at the back this is a story!

    • Gladys says:

      I totally agree. In fact, I was trying to figure out how the pictures were leaked in the first place. Did the girl leak them? Did someone hack into his computer? Seems like an invasion of privacy to me. If you're not accidentally tweeting your thang to everyone (a la Congressman Anthony Weiner – sorry for the US reference), it's really nobody else's business?

  11. IrishBlue says:

    Oh for the love of….. :O you silly silly boy. Someone keep him away from Chicharito, I want his innocence spared!

  12. Brittany says:

    that yellow card and shocked face cracked me up!

  13. ChristinaLFP says:

    o my dear lord. honestly if you are a public figure you should be more careful and think things twice.

    • aps says:

      O plz. He's a grown man and he's allowed his privacy. It's not his fault that the chick gave out the pics. It can happen to anyone.