July 15th, 2011
Andres Guardado: Caught On Camera
Image via ontd_football
We all have webcams. Admittedly some of us pretend we don’t know how to use them, but even the Kickette staff that ‘fess up to usage in the past insist that it was purely for business purposes and definitely not dodgy gratification of any kind.
We only wish we could say the same for footballers. Alexandre Pato (allegedly) demonstrated that having a globally recognisable face is no impediment to sexy-time-surfing by supposedly popping Little Alex out during a chat with a lady a couple of years ago, and now a new playa has ’seen’ his action, and raised him a ‘let’s see, take off your thong. Are you gonna warm me up?’
Stand up, Andres Guardado, who plays in midfield for Mexico and recently relegated Spanish side Deportivo La Coruna, and gets bored easily in Texan hotel rooms. We’re not going to get bogged down in the details of his ‘romance’ with a model called Pau - we’re too “well brought up” for that and quite frankly could do without feeling grubby for the rest of the day – but the evidence of his indiscretion is here in glorious Technicolor. Approach with caution, Kickettes.
It’s a bit frisky in there.