May 18th, 2011

Andres Iniesta: Sharp Dressed Man

Andres gets his Elvis on. Images via bellazon

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. The hot bish you are currently double-taking is indeed (as the caption hints) Spain and Barcelona midfielder Andres Iniesta. Iniesta, for those of you who’ve not been checking in with Kickette on an hourly basis, regularly scores important goals in tournaments and prompts baby booms in Spain. Now he is here, strutting his stuff for the weekly edition of Spanish newspaper, El Pais.

Having reviewed the following photos thoroughly, we can confirm that Andres is indeed the kind of man that sparks the feelings that inevitably lead to pregnancy. Please. Take the necessary precautions before following the jump. We’d hate to be responsible for any kind of unpleasantness that ensues as a result of your libido rising.

Yup, we’re getting our broody on too.  

See? They tried to put us off by making him wear hideous jeans, but we’re wise to their plan. Kickette Army? Mobilise! We’re going on a field trip.

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42 Responses to “Andres Iniesta: Sharp Dressed Man”

  1. laurasan28 says:

    He's adorable. He's always been adorable. He's one of the only footballers that I find myself wanting to take home and cuddle. These photos don't exactly reflect him (he's the sweet, shy, intelligent, sensitive kid that others want to look after, for eg) but he looks really good in them.

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  3. Halina says:

    It's Gary Numan!

  4. Johanna says:

    Apart from being an excellent player, he is a great human being. Andres has always been cute and I like his green eyes. He's got a sweet disposition that is likeable by anyone. The pictures aren't anything like his personality but I'm glad he came out of his shell to do the spread.

  5. fabiola says:

    Am I the only one who thinks he looks weird?

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      me2! I admire Iniesta as footballer, he has the super-glue legs! However I don't think modeling is for him, I dont get the sex-appeal or hotness or anything that a model should has

  6. fan says:

    please we all know hes ugly

  7. Femz17 says:

    Woweeee! Omg Iniesta

  8. :) says:

    lmao @ them photoshoping his hair and making it more

  9. Eleanor says:

    I find this so cute.

  10. Tee says:

    anyone else think his veins (1st pic) are a bit… weird?

  11. LisaB says:

    omg Andresito, I've never seen you like this! I want more! I see one or two naysayers here; Madrid players can have their oily tans, waxed chests and green pants, I like my Barca boys just the way they are.

    • @DebStimson says:

      Why are you assuming their Madrid fans making the negative comments? I've said nothing but good things about him because I adore this guy and think he's a fabulous player.

      Why turn this into a Barca/Madrid war? Just.leave.it.alone!

  12. izzy says:

    wow i definatley had to do a double take! wow he's having a really good year! and I LIKE!

  13. Marina_Isabella says:

    Ini is cute… but these poses of homme fatal/bad boy are silly… he just doesn't exude homme fatal to me.

  14. @mezz98 says:

    Whoa! In a good way, of course!

  15. blitzenTO says:

    I've been saying for ages that Iniesta is hot, yo. I don't like the clothes they have put him in here, but I do love the man. Que guapo!

  16. Gabs says:

    I love Iniesta, he's one of the best players ever, but it has to be said… this has photoshop written all over.

    • Lotte says:

      That's a bit unfair. They photoshop everything/everyone always. Not just Iniesta. But he's got IT, regardless.

  17. Anita says:

    omg!! who knew he could look this hot!! ;)

  18. BlackRose says:

    he's a classy guy. Extremely polite, good-natured, discreet and knows all the right moves. Give me Andrés over 99% of the guys out there ANYTIME.

  19. AC_USA says:

    See kickette we need photos like this! Not Rooney sow off his chest (swear to God I still have nightmares from that…eewwww)!! And there is something in Iniesta's eyes that makes him irresistible :) ) AAAAAgggghhhhh :)

  20. cisarovna says:

    I am getting a Johnny Depp vibe circa 21 Jump Street. Anyone else?

  21. LampsyGirl says:

    Iniesta is amazing! I love to watch him play and quite frankly he's always made my ovaries explode. Glad others are finally appreciating his yumminess!

  22. Gladys says:

    I agree with everything you say. Whenever I watch him play I always think (and with much envy since I'm such a klutz) that he could easily quit his day job to become a dancer– he moves so gracefully on the pitch and is yet so smart and humble. (And now he's a dad! So happy for him!)

    • Lotte says:

      Plus he's into wine and books. We even have the same taste in writers. If I wasn't already married…:)

  23. Marie says:

    I m still reeling….Is it possible to get them to photograph Xavi the same way?

  24. Zaida says:

    Oh god this is embarrassing

  25. Leya_S says:

    I always knew he was hot but I applaud the stylist of this shoot for making it that much more evident.
    Que guapo!

  26. EllieLUFC says:

    Oh Ini! Gracias for unleashing your inner sex god.
    Me gusta ;)

  27. Zahara says:

    yay finally sweet sweet andres gets a post on kickette!
    he looks so good! wow!
    for a minue i was like 'what is edward cullen doing here?'' for that first pic!

    whoa, andres, you no longer remind me of that cute little puppy in the andrex tissue box and commercials.

  28. strawberrysexcapade says:

    … I seriously just did a double take. I was like "Iniesta???? what???? But you're a precious little hobbit, not someone that gives my lady parts ~feelings. Stop confusing me!!!!"

    I think I'm going to need a moment to …. uh…. re-evaluation my thoughts/feelings towards Don Andres

    Okay, moment over. Consensus: me gusta.

    • Kait says:

      OMG! I totally agree! The stylist that did this needs to be found and do this same thing on several other players. I stared at the first picture for ten minutes before I could pull myself together. Who knew? Iniesta is a total sex machine. And I love it!