May 3rd, 2011

Andy Carroll: Short Tent Stretching

Careful limbering up, luv. We don’t want you to hurt yourself or anyone else who is in close proximity to your pants. Image Credit: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images Europe.

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23 Responses to “Andy Carroll: Short Tent Stretching”

  1. Andy Carroll is one of the young footballers that are the future of the English national team. I run a website about Andy, and am trying to get Liverpool and England fans all over the web to come together to show their support for him on my site or its Facebook page. Please take the time to check us out and if you think we're worth seeing, please spread the word.

  2. Lucy says:

    I noticed this yesterday after I saw this thread and had to show people this picture of Andy Carroll its the second to last one on the page and you can clearly see his umm package.
    http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/pics-v…

  3. b71sep says:

    he's hot, he's hot, he's hot, and yes he has a sexy voice to, I could go on, but I would ran out of words, before I was even halfway through describing ho hot he is.

  4. b71sep says:

    he's hot, he's hot, he's hot, and yes he has a sexy voice to, I could go on, but I would run out of words, before I was halfway through describing how hot he is.

  5. b71sep says:

    he's hot he's hot he's hot and yes a sexy voice to and I could go on, but I would ran out of words before I was halfway through describing how hot he is.

  6. Jen says:

    Wow!! I am not really attracted to Carroll despite him wearing my beloved Red jersey……but am HUGELY impressed by his performance and package!

  7. Denisea says:

    Put me in close proximity to those pants ANY day!

  8. rachelle says:

    he's the kind of guy that you just look at and instantly know he's got a package to be proud of…LOL excuse my dirty mind

  9. jen says:

    oh ladies, all this talk about his looks.. what about the voice? i looove his voice.

  10. chay says:

    seeing the words "andy carroll" and "short tent" next to each other when i first logged onto this site sent me in a screaming tizzy

    omg he is so gorgeous, i have ousted iker as number one

  11. AC_USA says:

    http://habs.theoffside.com/files/2009/07/andy-c.j…
    he was perfect here…still hot as hell though :) *sigh*

  12. DrStrangelove says:

    They look like they're doing the Timewarp with their hands on their hips like that. Well, the Toonwarp maybe in Carroll's case.

    Andy's so dreamy
    Oh fantasy free me!

  13. JA7 says:

    He's so bad ass, it's insane.

  14. Louise says:

    I told you about those shorts he was wearing in Madrid last week… He needed the room!

  15. bri_saldana says:

    ….(sings) hair cut, hair cut, hair cut!

  16. IrishBlue says:

    I can't resist any longer. He's hot in a 'just throw me on the bed and have your wicked way with me' kinda way…He's the bad boy I want to tame….rawr :O

  17. Reese says:

    i saw him in liverpool the other day and in person his eyes are amazing. he's a lot slimmer than i thought though! still wish he'd cut his hair :p

    • I don't know what I would do if I saw him in person. All common sense would probably leave me!

      • chay says:

        you and me both!

        • Reese says:

          it made things about it easier that he was with a girl :p but it was weird! she was TINY. like even beyond my normal expectations! i'm a 12 and her calves looked like they were the size of my biceps! :p

    • IheartSpain says:

      Yes, totally agree, he would be so much better looking with short hair.

  18. Please and Thank You Kickette! He really gets my blood boiling! He's so bad he's good!