October 15th, 2012
Another Day, Another Myth to Debunk: Is Cristiano Sexting Melissa Satta?
We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.
The Gossip: According to Italian magazine Novella 2000, Cristiano Ronaldo has be relentless in his pursuit of Kevin-Prince Boateng’s fiancee, model Melissa Satta. Aka he’s been trying to ‘woo’ her.
The latest issue of the Italian tabloid reveals Ronaldo searched high and low for her number until her ex boyfriend, Christian ‘Bobo’ Vieri relented with her digits. Cristiano has allegedly sent Melissa some indiscreet photos of himself, which we’ll need proof of or else it didn’t happen. ‘Melissa has entered a dangerous game of flirtation with Ronaldo and the messages have increased in intensity’, a questionably credible source added.
So Crispy is a serial sexter and apparently, as Novella 2000 continues, he applied the same determined methodology to a string of beauties until something stuck. Cue Irina Shayk, etc etc etc.
The Grade: D-. Way too far fetched and silly to be true. Also, we want these lie-maker-uppers’ jobs because they seem easier than our own. Also also, this story was only worth our time because of the lead photo we were able to use.
“Joy multiplies when it is shared among friends, but grief diminishes with every division”
this rumour is a big load of BS!
And………….. Thats Irina's problem if it's true. When you find the pic get back to us!
All these footballers f***ing around are discusting for me. God bless likes of Xabi or Torres for example. They´re real men to me.
Hahahaha. People have time come up with sh** lmao
Why would he do such a thing?
I'm sure this is bullshit. Don't worry I'm sure someone will be in the private box soon to dispel this rumor.
Ronaldo dumped Neireda because he knew about her hooking up with Ramos before they dated.Will he go after a woman who got f***ed by Boating? Don't think so.
i hope this is true..i want the photos haha!
that is in the just odd enough to be true category. I'm not saying it is but it is equally as odd as they C-Ron has a baby from a surrogate post world cup tweet day
I'm not saying he isn't sexting anyone cause he may well be, sounds like the kind of thing he'd be into, but it seems a random choice for it to be her.
If this is true, I hope that she shares these indiscreet photos with Kickette readers… Sharing is caring, Melissa
funny when a girl is poor and does what makes this woman is called a bitch … but when it does it is called a model! Someone explain to me?
HAHAHAHA, Crispy! That's genius!
Crissy I'm not that into, but Melissa Satta is absolutely gorgeous especially when dressed down.
Really… this is the very best they could come up with. Hell if I was paid to come up with bs, I'd at least *try* and do better!
I have a feeling that they have a blank paper of Mad Libs and they all have a fun game and boom, here we are.
lol @ Mad Libs!
Don't know if I believe this one…
hum. why do you always write if there’s something possibly bad with cristiano and irina but never when there is good news?
WHATEVER! this made me laugh so hard
who makes these things up. it doesnt even make sense.