November 8th, 2010
Argy Bargy: Oguchi Onyewu v Zlatan Ibrahimovic
When news broke over the weekend that AC Milan players Oguchi Onyewu and Zlatan Ibrahimovich had been involved in a handbags situation during training we put down our vodka shots and lunged for the nearest working iPhone.
Apparently a rough tackle occurred. Throats were grabbed. Training was cancelled. Afterwards, coach Galliani told skysport24, “It was a fairly lively fight, it happens when there is a rather rough tackle. The players have cleared the air, though, and personally I am always happy when I see them train hard. Case closed.”
Not so fast. We’re furious that the focus has been taken off the obvious, happy-making query: did the best abs win? If so, whose were they? We know it’s a toughie, but we demand answers people. And we won’t rest until we get them or another round of vodka shots.