We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Last night, Ashley Cole partied the night away at Chinawhite’s in London until 2am. Is this news? Perhaps. Rumour has it that he was with two blonde babes whilst Cheryl was tucked up at home in bed resting before the Girls Aloud tour.
Out on the town with Shaun Wright Phillips, Ashley drank, danced and exchanged witty conversation with the FHM model Kayleigh Pearson and TV presenter Natalie Pike. Reports say Ashley seemed “embarrassed” when caught leaving the club. But really, how would you expect him to look? Proud? He was coming out of Chinawhite. Has anyone gone to Chinawhite since 1999? That’s what we’re more concerned about.
Anyhoo, in much more disturbing news, Cheryl Cole is said to have turned down a beaut of a Bentley from Ashley because she says, “I’m no WAG!“.
Oh boy, where do we start with this one. First of all Cheryl, you are a WAG, honey. Your husband is a footballer. Deal. Second of all, were you born in a barn or something? When someone gives you a prezzie, you graciously say thank you, grab the car keys and high tail it to the nail shop to show it off to all of your peeps getting a French mani and a spray tan. And also: no one cares.
“I work hard for my money. I don’t ask Ashley for a penny,“ she says.
Link: Ashley Cole Parties With Blonde Stunners
Link: Cheryl ‘I’m No WAG’ Cole Refuses Luxury Car
so when can we see the face to match???