July 9th, 2010
Athletic Bilbao: A Study In Career Unfairness
Athletic Bilbao’s Aitor Ocio demonstrates why your parents were right about paying attention in school. Images via Athletic Bilbao.
The gentleman on the left in the blue shirt studied hard at school and got a job with Athletic Bilbao. Now, they pay him money to sit in a small room instructing semi-naked football players (including previously identified hottie Senor Ocio and pretty pup Igor Martinez (left), dammit) to exercise until they break sweat and their muscles become all solid and bunchy. Matey just gets to sit and watch as the players obey his every word, before reaching out to tenderly adjust the sticky pads that are attached to tanned, ripped torsos.
We did not study hard at school. Our weight of our regret is such, it is almost crippling us. If you can stand it, follow the jump for more tanned torso unfairness.
Markel Susaeta is examined. You see?! That guy on the right isn’t even attempting to hide his smugness.
They’re just making Markel cycle and watch TV now! Are you seriously telling us we’re not qualified to do this job?!
Right. We are soooo qualified to operate in proximity to Xabi Castillo’s nipples! We’re gonna call our union.