May 13th, 2010

Atlético Madrid: Europa League Champions

Atletico Madrid

He came, he scored, he stripped. Twice.

Congratulations are due to Atlético Madrid on their shiny new Europa League Championship silverware. Unfortunately, the city of Madrid’s other team sealed the EPL’s trophy-less fate in European club competitions this season, much to the dismay of the Fulham boys.

Where should the Cottagers fix the blame for their loss? Diego Forlan’s abs.

Sure, his midsection flashes  are as predictable as a little black dress on a night out, but they match with everything and are a true wardrobe staple. At last count, we examined eight flexing members of his toned pack – meaning that even an unusually low-key night in with these bad boys would be good company and fun.

To that we say, chin up Fulham, you did yourselves proud. Also, get to strippin’ next club season.


Sergio Augero Son BenjaminIf you missed the Europa League conclusion, then you didn’t have a chance to see Sergio Agüero’s son, Ben, perched on his momma’s lap.  Although Giannina Maradona and ‘Kun’ are no longer together, it’s always nice to see that parents can still be civil when raising an edible piece of baby pretzel pie.

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12 Responses to “Atlético Madrid: Europa League Champions”

  1. aps says:

    Ben has gotten so big and looks just like his daddy

  2. nata says:

    See, that is what the world of soccer is missing: more nudity. The more the better. I'm all for shorter shorts and no shirt, wouldn't that be better? That would make the 90 minutes way more interesting.

  3. carly says:

    Nobody has abs like Forlán, it's mental. And bless him for always feeling the need to show us.

    Are you sure Kun isn't with Gianina anymore? I saw them together with Benji in the first semi-final against Liverpool, when Kun was suspended. Unless they were only together for the baby, but that's just odd.

  4. Mel says:

    Forlan is just sex on legs to me. Sooooo happy for Atleti, there must have been quite a party at the Neptune Fountain. Atleti, te amo!! Both the club and the fans deserved it!!!!!!!

    Ben looks just like his daddy! Cute

  5. cutecurls says:

    Really gutted for Fulham. What a fairytale season they’ve had. Should’ve won this one. Hopefully they’ll do even better next season.

  6. Yasmin says:

    Awwwww! Ben's grown SO MUCH since we saw him last <3

    (and Aguero's been called up in the 30-man squad…more signs of civility)

  7. Riya (Come on you Reds!) says:

    My happiness knows no bounds.

  8. kleon says:

    This is curious, on a radio interview to Agüero he said Gianina and him are living togheter… not directly, but was something sure. And she was refering to her as "my wife"

  9. Aw, poor Fulham! Poor Woy! Between the Europa League final and the Cardiff City v Leicester City play off semi, football was really really harsh last night. >:-(

    But Diego!!! What a body! Woa-oh!! He came from Uruguay, he made the Scousers cry!

  10. Alisha says:

    Benji is the cutest little boy I have EVER seen!! Who agrees with me and thinks he should marry Nora? Imagine their children, mini-mini Nandos and Sergios!!

  11. Thea says:

    Well done Althetico! Am thrilled that at least one Spainish team came good this season in Europe! Although Fullham have been nothing less than superstars this season!