November 28th, 2011

ATP Tour Finals: Fascinated Footballers & Police Frisking

Er… Crissy? You wouldn’t be checking yourself out on the stadium JumboTron like we were, huh? Image: Julian Finney/Getty Images.

We are to tennis what hats are to Ladies’ Day at Grand National. As a matter of fact, we’re thinking of upping our court side attendance at more matches in the near future – especially at the ones that take place in Madrid and London.

Don’t get the wrong idea here, Kickettes. We would never consider attending any kind of event just because we might so happen to bump into some hot and famous footballers. No, that would be too pathetically contrived even for us.

We just like tennis, okay?

“Ooh, Jack Wilshere! What a coincidence to run into you here. This old thing? No, we just threw it on this morning. We always wear couture gowns to sports fixtures.” Image: GLYN KIRK/AFP/Getty Images.

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Alright, so there may have been a minor scuffle when security caught us trying to sneak into the VIP section. Richard (WTF were we thinking) Chris Smalling and his pal might could’ve remained blissfully unaware if it weren’t for that pesky kid alerting him. Parents, control your children or leave them home. Thanks. Image: AP Photo/Alastair Grant.

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This was our “oh crap” moment. Once Kaspar Schmeichel started to slowclap security’s dismemberment of the Mayhem & Fruit Beverage Suite floozies, it was practically game over for all of us. Image: Julian Finney/Getty Images.

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We knew we could rely on Gareth to understand our passion for tennis. He didn’t, however, understand our dire need for get-out-of-jail funds. Image: Julian Finney/Getty Images Europe.

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Nani was severely disturbed by our antics even though Thomas Castaignede (French rugby player) and Robert Pires could find the humour in it all. We always did like him during his Arsenal days, ya know. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

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Oh, come on, did you look at all of them?

Good, neither did we.

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22 Responses to “ATP Tour Finals: Fascinated Footballers & Police Frisking”

  1. Jellenp says:

    Am total perv for Jack Wiltshire. It is true. Am old enough to be his mum. But I am NOT ashamed!!

  2. JA7 says:

    My Bobby Pires is there :')

  3. Agnes Wonka says:

    I like tennis too. I envy Robin Van Persie so much! I'd kill to meet Roger Federer! xD

  4. LuvinBale says:

    Oh Gareth you little cutie pie!! That picture was such a happy surprise- rarely do you catch him out and about like the rest of the footballers.

    What a great picture!

  5. Alice says:

    I was watching Federer with my breath in my throat and then…omg Cristiano! My day is complete :)

  6. Angela says:

    Cristiano love him as a player scores some beautiful goals but man cut down on the baby oil Ronaldo

  7. xoWinnie says:

    i think my neck would dislocate if i were there.
    i wouldn't even watch the matches, and that says a lot since i LOVE tennis lol
    Gareth Bale looks positively dreamy in that shot…my god…

  8. xbabyshakesx says:

    awww i don't like city, but Joe Hart just manages to steal my heart ^^

  9. loly says:

    Wilshere is sooooooooooooooooooo cute !
    Hart is sooooooooooooooooooooooo hot !

  10. loly says:

    And of course Cristiano Ronaldo is wearing Gucci again !

  11. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Cris hun I love you, I truely do, but easy on the hair-gel, I seen him on TV, it looked bad his hair!!! He looks so much better without it.

  12. Michaella says:

    WTF who's Richard Smalling??? It's Chris and hes

  13. Taz says:

    Kasper Schmeichel and Joe Hart: *gasps at all the fine-ness in one row, let alone one stadium/ court (or whatever the tennis buildings are called)*

  14. GaiaBale says:

    Plus, you know, i’m not even starting on Gareth. Look at those eyes, that “i know you’re watching but i pretend i don’t” look, that leather jacket. Oh dear.

  15. GaiaBale says:

    I swear i actually like tennis and i play it as well sometimes, but yesterday i struggled to pay attention to it because i was only waiting for the camera to show me one of those handsome ‘ballers.
    I couldn’t help but notice that they almost chose to show up with some quite average friends instead of their ladies, i know it’s because WAGS would probably get bored at tennis matches but i’d rather think they just wanted to show us all how fit are they on comparison to the average boys we’re used to. Bless ‘em.

  16. Guest says:

    umm…. "RIchard Smalling"….. don't you mean CHRIS Smalling?