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John Terry.
You’re a man of sexy smiles and shorts of constant tenting.
The maker of adorable children, husband of also adorable wife, and brown sauce king of Dads.
One that lives a not-so-secret life with a long-time mistress.
It’s your birthday, sir! We know twenty-nine is a big one. You’re at the tipping point to your thirties. It can be a scary thought.
But: remember. You’re insanely rich. Aging is for the poor.
Happy birthday, JT! Hope it’s a good one.
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Random: Mr. Terry will feature in a fun, reader-focused Kickette year end wrap up post coming later this week. Stay tuned!
*confused
‘Twas also Clemens Fritz’s birthday. He was born the same day as JT. I wonder who was born earlier in the day.