December 7th, 2009

B-Day: John Terry Turns 29

Smiley guy

Image via Reuters

John Terry.

You’re a man of sexy smiles and shorts of constant tenting.

The maker of adorable children, husband of also adorable wife, and brown sauce king of Dads.

One that lives a not-so-secret life with a long-time mistress.

It’s your birthday, sir! We know twenty-nine is a big one. You’re at the tipping point to your thirties. It can be a scary thought.

But: remember. You’re insanely rich. Aging is for the poor.

Happy birthday, JT! Hope it’s a good one.

JT, Summer Rose and GeorgieJohn TerryMate. Your shorts.

Random: Mr. Terry will feature in a fun, reader-focused Kickette year end wrap up post coming later this week. Stay tuned!

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25 Responses to “B-Day: John Terry Turns 29”

  1. Rusty (Mrs Clemens Fritz) says:

    ‘Twas also Clemens Fritz’s birthday. He was born the same day as JT. I wonder who was born earlier in the day.

  2. Regiii says:

    He's the birthday boy and we get the present? (looking at the last pic!)

    Happy belated b'day JT!!!!

  3. Posh says:

    Happy B-day to him!!! But holy cow, hes 29??!! He looks rough, atleast 35 =/

  4. Liz says:

    Happy birthday JT. Have a good one with Lamps and Joe Cole… and then send pictures!

  5. Avenath says:

    Happy Birthday, JT!…

  6. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:


  7. Wendy (Mrs. J. Terry) says:

    Oooooo, happy b-day, my captain!! I have a special prezzie for you but it will have to wait until I get off work!! Mmmmmmmwwwaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

  8. Lana says:

    Happy Birthday Captain Fantastic!!!

  9. mrs jt ;) (sarah) says:

    Happy birthday JT! x

  10. Riya (Come on you Reds!) says:

    Dear lord he is a beautiful man. Hahah not so secret mistress – LOVE IT!

    Happy Birthday JT! I love you to pieces. (Maybe you’ll get a WC trophy as a belated birthday gift?)

  11. agger♥lover says:

    idc about terry's b'day but who knew he was umbro? well wud ya look at that! isn't he adidas???? :( *confused

  12. Yasi says:

    Happy BirthDay & Goodluck!

  13. Sophie says:

    Ummm. . . . yeah. You are actually aware that he's married right? LOL!

  14. Blair says:

    He’s just so lovely. Happy Birthday JT!

  15. Monoonie says:

    Happy B-day (A)

  16. hoda says:

    i saw jt when he was only 24 and i cant believe time flies as fast!as a united fan i should be tough but i cant!further i read somwhere he was fan of united as a kid.anyway i adore you jt and hope best wishes for you especially i look forward see world cup in your hands mate!

  17. Kay says:

    Happy b’day John! <3

  18. Natasha says:

    What a great smiley pic of JT! Thanks Kickette…an early birthday present for my birthday tomorrow! Too bad JT and I can't celebrate together.

  19. KateAlonso says:

    Happy Birthday John! Let your dreams come true!
    OMG he’s older than me! at least one!

  20. Elise says:

    Oh, Kickette, I just love you and you know it! lol

    I've already posted John's 'official' birthday wishes and gifts in the Chelsea thread, but I can always wish him even more happiness here- and a speedy recovery from that knock on the knee the other day.

    Happy Birthday, John! With all my heart, I wish you all the things that bring you joy and happiness, today and always. I love you Baby!

  21. sandra says:

    happy B-day

    looking forward to that post

  22. Lamps' babe says:

    Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!!!