December 7th, 2009
B-Day: John Terry Turns 29
Image via Reuters
John Terry.
You’re a man of sexy smiles and shorts of constant tenting.
The maker of adorable children, husband of also adorable wife, and brown sauce king of Dads.
One that lives a not-so-secret life with a long-time mistress.
It’s your birthday, sir! We know twenty-nine is a big one. You’re at the tipping point to your thirties. It can be a scary thought.
But: remember. You’re insanely rich. Aging is for the poor.
Happy birthday, JT! Hope it’s a good one.
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Random: Mr. Terry will feature in a fun, reader-focused Kickette year end wrap up post coming later this week. Stay tuned!





‘Twas also Clemens Fritz’s birthday. He was born the same day as JT. I wonder who was born earlier in the day.
He's the birthday boy and we get the present? (looking at the last pic!)
Happy belated b'day JT!!!!
Happy B-day to him!!! But holy cow, hes 29??!! He looks rough, atleast 35 =/
Happy birthday JT. Have a good one with Lamps and Joe Cole… and then send pictures!
Happy Birthday, JT!…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JT!!!!
Oooooo, happy b-day, my captain!! I have a special prezzie for you but it will have to wait until I get off work!! Mmmmmmmwwwaaaahhhh!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Captain Fantastic!!!
Happy birthday JT! x
Dear lord he is a beautiful man. Hahah not so secret mistress – LOVE IT!
Happy Birthday JT! I love you to pieces. (Maybe you’ll get a WC trophy as a belated birthday gift?)
idc about terry's b'day but who knew he was umbro? well wud ya look at that! isn't he adidas????
*confused
Happy BirthDay & Goodluck!
Ummm. . . . yeah. You are actually aware that he's married right? LOL!
Whoopsie. That was meant for one of the girls down below.
He’s just so lovely. Happy Birthday JT!
Happy B-day (A)
i saw jt when he was only 24 and i cant believe time flies as fast!as a united fan i should be tough but i cant!further i read somwhere he was fan of united as a kid.anyway i adore you jt and hope best wishes for you especially i look forward see world cup in your hands mate!
He had a trial with United as a 13 year old!
Happy b’day John! <3
What a great smiley pic of JT! Thanks Kickette…an early birthday present for my birthday tomorrow! Too bad JT and I can't celebrate together.
oh…and damn those base layers…;)
Happy Birthday John! Let your dreams come true!
OMG he’s older than me! at least one!
Oh, Kickette, I just love you and you know it! lol
I've already posted John's 'official' birthday wishes and gifts in the Chelsea thread, but I can always wish him even more happiness here- and a speedy recovery from that knock on the knee the other day.
Happy Birthday, John! With all my heart, I wish you all the things that bring you joy and happiness, today and always. I love you Baby!
happy B-day
looking forward to that post
Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!!!