October 21st, 2010

B-Day: Nemanja Vidic Turns 29

Image via Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe

Hot robot birthday alert! Finest Five member and Manchester United captain Nemanja Vidic is celebrating his 29th birthday, Kickettes. Punch someone in the nose in his honour today, won’t you?

We suspect a good tune-up and maybe some oil on any relevant creaky joints is all Vida requires for this special day. As such, we are now imagining the many ways in which we would like to apply said oil (and also edible chocolate paint) to all parts of his body. Sadly our restraining order for ‘bot stalking is still in effect.

Perhaps he’ll settle for a pair of shoes from Rio instead? What would you buy Vida for his birthday? And don’t say edible chocolate paint, we already picked that one. Seriously, back off.

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20 Responses to “B-Day: Nemanja Vidic Turns 29”

  1. Hamsy says:

    I spilled my coffee after seeing his face…..Best ROBOT Eva! I'll just tear his clothes out rather than giving him a present LOL

  2. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Happy Birthday to Captain Vida (King of BAMFs)!! I don’t know what I would get him…he’s perfect :)

  3. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Happy birthday Vida! I would like to give you a lifetime supply of spare parts so you could go on forever, hot robot!

  4. Marie says:

    Happy Birthday Vida…. we have already given you the best gift possible – a place in our finest five!!!!

    we are awaiting the return gift preferably the hot robot control remote!

  5. Gill says:

    Happy Birthday to my bruisin' BAMF Vidic. Getting hotter with age!

  6. Tora says:

    Proud to call myself Serbian when I see this man. Srećan rođendan, Nemanja! :)

    • Đuka says:

      hahhahaha vidi je xD slucajno sam ovo izvalila..xD We love Nemanja,he is currently the best defender in the world…Greetings from Serbia…

  7. @Tine_11 says:

    I would buy him a nice pair of jeans. You know, Zlatan-style. Hanging very low, no belt, no underwear. Yeah. *sighs*

  8. NORA says:

    Happy birthday LOVE<3!

  9. BarceLisa says:

    I'd like to program him to never wear clothes.

  10. littlegirl says:

    Mmmmm…I would buy…a shorter pair of pants…

  11. anja says:

    A rain shield for his short thent, thats what I would buy him ;)

  12. Lashes says:

    Robotic short tent!
    I would give him me with huge bow on :-) Not very classy or inventive I know, but simple and good.

  13. Taskeen says:

    The "Robot Hot" category has to be one of the most ingenious inventions of all time!
    It takes a certain degree of talent (read: mayjuh hotness) to be a part of it, that's for sure

  14. FTC says:

    Happy birthday to my favourite robot captain

  15. lorena_yGp says:

    NEMANJA SRECAN TI RODJENDAN !!!! Nemanja happy birthday!!! :-)

  16. blake2108 says:

    If you've got the chocolate paint, I'll settle for the edible underwear.