October 21st, 2010
B-Day: Nemanja Vidic Turns 29
Image via Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe
Hot robot birthday alert! Finest Five member and Manchester United captain Nemanja Vidic is celebrating his 29th birthday, Kickettes. Punch someone in the nose in his honour today, won’t you?
We suspect a good tune-up and maybe some oil on any relevant creaky joints is all Vida requires for this special day. As such, we are now imagining the many ways in which we would like to apply said oil (and also edible chocolate paint) to all parts of his body. Sadly our restraining order for ‘bot stalking is still in effect.
Perhaps he’ll settle for a pair of shoes from Rio instead? What would you buy Vida for his birthday? And don’t say edible chocolate paint, we already picked that one. Seriously, back off.
I spilled my coffee after seeing his face…..Best ROBOT Eva! I'll just tear his clothes out rather than giving him a present LOL
Happy Birthday to Captain Vida (King of BAMFs)!! I don’t know what I would get him…he’s perfect
Happy birthday Vida! I would like to give you a lifetime supply of spare parts so you could go on forever, hot robot!
Happy Birthday Vida…. we have already given you the best gift possible – a place in our finest five!!!!
we are awaiting the return gift preferably the hot robot control remote!
Happy Birthday to my bruisin' BAMF Vidic. Getting hotter with age!
Proud to call myself Serbian when I see this man. Srećan rođendan, Nemanja!
hahhahaha vidi je xD slucajno sam ovo izvalila..xD We love Nemanja,he is currently the best defender in the world…Greetings from Serbia…
I would buy him a nice pair of jeans. You know, Zlatan-style. Hanging very low, no belt, no underwear. Yeah. *sighs*
Happy birthday LOVE<3!
I'd like to program him to never wear clothes.
Godammit you´re smart, Lisa!
I am a true follower of The Berba but yes,I happen to agree to the brilliant idea.
Mmmmm…I would buy…a shorter pair of pants…
A rain shield for his short thent, thats what I would buy him
can't even spell "short tent" right, you make me nervous nemanja
Robotic short tent!
Not very classy or inventive I know, but simple and good.
I would give him me with huge bow on
The "Robot Hot" category has to be one of the most ingenious inventions of all time!
It takes a certain degree of talent (read: mayjuh hotness) to be a part of it, that's for sure
Happy birthday to my favourite robot captain
NEMANJA SRECAN TI RODJENDAN !!!! Nemanja happy birthday!!!
If you've got the chocolate paint, I'll settle for the edible underwear.