October 21st, 2010
B-Day: Nemanja Vidic Turns 29
Image via Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe
Hot robot birthday alert! Finest Five member and Manchester United captain Nemanja Vidic is celebrating his 29th birthday, Kickettes. Punch someone in the nose in his honour today, won’t you?
We suspect a good tune-up and maybe some oil on any relevant creaky joints is all Vida requires for this special day. As such, we are now imagining the many ways in which we would like to apply said oil (and also edible chocolate paint) to all parts of his body. Sadly our restraining order for ‘bot stalking is still in effect.
Perhaps he’ll settle for a pair of shoes from Rio instead? What would you buy Vida for his birthday? And don’t say edible chocolate paint, we already picked that one. Seriously, back off.