August 31st, 2010
B-Day: Pepe Reina Turns Twenty-Eight
The current holder of first place on the Lust List at Kickette HQ is blowing out 28 candles today. Our first idea for a birthday pressie was to FedEx ourselves to him in a box. Then we found out this would cost as much as 3.5 minutes with Sergio Ramos’s personal stylist and our entire Chanel collection. Thus, we had to go to plan B.
So here are a few items we’re toying with getting for our dear Pepe:
- A lifetime supply of gold plated razors and shaving foam. Yes, this is oddly practical coming from us, but we need to make sure that Pepe and his magically sexified cue ball head stay just the way we like it.
- Chocolate birthday cake. Which we would like to lick off Pepe’s head.
- What? Can’t we be honest with you?
- Hire the best photoshop expert in the biz to insert our faces in this pic.
- Alright, forget the photoshopper. We’ll spend the money on a van, which we will then drive up to Liverpool, park badly, rush into Pepe’s house and recreate the photo ourselves. Can’t think of a better pressie than that!
You want in, Kickettes? We’re happy to add your name to the card.
alwaaaaaays love this man!
where the hell do you get this pictures?! oh my god! THANK YOU SO MUCH. But…..I want moooooore Pepe! I kept hoping to see some pepe yesterday at the liechtenstein match, but just a short pass on the bench and there he was for a second, but no pepe on the pitch!! I want me some more pepe pleeease!
Awww, belated happy birthday, Pepe! Here's to you, your life-of-the-party-ness, and your mesmerising head (and here's hoping Liverpool have better luck this season).
xoxo
Dru
there’s just something about smooth head…so hot! i just want lay my hands on it.
I am in love with this man, haha, he is utterly gorgeous, and the fact he plays for liverpool is just an amazing plus (im a liverpool supporter haha), saw him in my local tesco a few times, and i must say he looks even better in person! My dads even met him, he lives in like a close behind gates with 4 of the other liverpool players, who at the time where all spanish, and me dads a fireman, and all the alarms went off so they all came out of there houses, luckly it was a false alarm, so they just started talking to me dad, so he seems like a genuinly nice person, and he actually is, although he is 13 years older than me, but hes already met the dad hahahah!!
This makes me think of Fernando's book! He talks about when he first came to Liverpool, his smoke alarm would always go off and he didn't speak english very well so he couldn't explain to them what was going on. Too bad it wasn't your dad every time! Almost makes me want to become a fire(wo)man
haha, he did go a few times i must admit! i know i thought that same, although my dad never thought to get a picture or anything tho.
happy birthday!!!!!!!
I want in Kickettes!!!
Never too much to give to precious Mi Reina
count me in!!! i’ll even bake a chocolate cake with double chocolate butter cream frosting…very lick-able (*insert evil giggle here*)…Feliz Cumpleaños, Pepe!
Feliz Cumpleanos Pepe!
He needs to be my best friend!
Hope you have fabulous birthday, Pepe!
Count me in. Happy Birthday Pepe!
I love that cake idea!! ¡Feliz cumpleaños wapo!
Cumpleanos feliz
count me in kickette!
to our sexy, bald and hilarious Spaniard ! happy birthday pepe reina : D!
ooh..dear Pep-ster!
Happy Birthday! Have a blast
YAY PEPE! Luv him!
Delicious looking AND seems like a super nice, scandal-free man. What is not to love about Pepe?
Haha! Love it, as usual!
Don't find him remotely hot but he is a sweetie. Feliz cumpleanos, red Pepe!
love me some baldness.
I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s a shame that he’s already in a comitted relationship..
Wow, he is one OLD looking 28 year old :/
Happy Birthday! Kickette, after reading this, I have come to the conclusion that you girls are creeps! And this is why I read you and I love you
I want in, please :]]
Feliz Cumpleaños, Pepe!
(puts on blond marilyn monroe wig and infamous white dress) Ahem… (prepares seductive voice) Happy birthday Mr. Reina, happy birthday, to you (winks and blows a kiss and secretly hopes that she can shack up with him later and lick off the chocolate cake)
Feliz cumple, Pepe!
I can’t put my finger on just why exactly, but he just makes me come all undone. Starting to feel a little dizzy here …
Happy Birthday Pepe! I just recently realized the full extent of Pepe’s sexiness and I don’t think I’ll ever look back.
Thank God I'm not the only one! (who wants to lick his head)
Say what you will but this man has the best lips! Happy B-day Pepito lindo!
Happy 28th Birthday sexy Pepe!!! *SMOOCH*
happy birthday!
wow, i can’t believe he’s only 2 years older than me?o_O
Can we send him an invitation to Goalkeeping school instead? sorry cheap shot. I love Pepe. Barca’s own, baby! Happy 28th birthday sexy man!
oh and i'm definately in with the present. You had me at chocolate cake. That second photo on the bus is hilarious. I love that he's such a carefree goofball.
I forgot to add that I most definitely want in.
…it's me, again…as i said i can't sign up in the site, but i'm on facebook and i'm fan of the "kickette" page. if you still want to cntact me, i think this is the only way…
Feliz Cumpleaños a el!
Hope he has a marvellous b-day
oh plus i most definitely want in
Happy birthday Pepe! This man is a LEGEND! How do we get invites for his birthday bash? You know it'd be awesome!
Happy Birthday, Pepe! I don't know him so much but one thing i can say: He's amazing goalkeeper and the sexiest bald i ever seen
Feliz Cumple, to the sexiest bald man alive, Pepe. bsssss
Happy Birthday you handsome man!
Happy Birthday,Pepe!What a man!<3
Happy Birthday Pepe!! Keep up the great work at LFC—best team and keeper in the EPL!!
I love this man so much!!!!!! <3
Feliz Cumpleaños Pepe!!!!!
Happy Birthday, Pepe.
I hope no one smokes while you are trying to eat. <3
Omgg I want in. And he's like 11 yrs older than me
but he's still muuyy caliente <3(:
He's like 11 years older than me too!
Haha, we go for the older men.
He's only 8 years older than me, but still. lol. He's hot!
And yeah, I like the older guys, too! Happy 28th to him!
And yeah, I want in on that present!
lol.
oh yeaah.
but my heart belongs to pique <3
only 6 yrs older…. not too bad (:
haha. Yeah, that's not so bad! Mine belongs to Cesc and he's only three years older than me. Yay.
lol.
haha the older guy thing definitely works for me here too!
its one the few situations where i’m really feeling the bald vibe:)
Happy birthday Pepe.
i'm in,i'm in!!::jumping around like a 5-year-old brat lol::
happy birthday bb!!
Happy birthday, you sexy sensational Spaniard, you!!!!!
Yum! Lovin the birthday plans, kickette!!
Btw, count me in! I'll be more than happy to ship myself to Reina's!
And of course send the bill straight to Fabio Capello
(still pissed off about the Beckham post!!)
I want in! Mostly because he seems such a funny fart. Never got his sexy, though. Happy b-day Pepe!!
FELIZ CUMPLEANOS !!!