August 31st, 2010

B-Day: Pepe Reina Turns Twenty-Eight

The current holder of first place on the Lust List at Kickette HQ is blowing out 28 candles today. Our first idea for a birthday pressie was to FedEx ourselves to him in a box. Then we found out this would cost as much as 3.5 minutes with Sergio Ramos’s personal stylist and our entire Chanel collection. Thus, we had to go to plan B.

So here are a few items we’re toying with getting for our dear Pepe:

  • A lifetime supply of gold plated razors and shaving foam. Yes, this is oddly practical coming from us, but we need to make sure that Pepe and his magically sexified cue ball head stay just the way we like it.
  • Chocolate birthday cake. Which we would like to lick off Pepe’s head.
  • What? Can’t we be honest with you?
  • Hire the best photoshop expert in the biz to insert our faces in this pic.
  • Alright, forget the photoshopper. We’ll spend the money on a van, which we will then drive up to Liverpool, park badly, rush into Pepe’s house and recreate the photo ourselves. Can’t think of a better pressie than that!

You want in, Kickettes? We’re happy to add your name to the card.

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60 Responses to “B-Day: Pepe Reina Turns Twenty-Eight”

  1. i1012 says:

    alwaaaaaays love this man!

  2. hesttia says:

    where the hell do you get this pictures?! oh my god! THANK YOU SO MUCH. But…..I want moooooore Pepe! I kept hoping to see some pepe yesterday at the liechtenstein match, but just a short pass on the bench and there he was for a second, but no pepe on the pitch!! I want me some more pepe pleeease!

  3. Dru says:

    Awww, belated happy birthday, Pepe! Here's to you, your life-of-the-party-ness, and your mesmerising head (and here's hoping Liverpool have better luck this season).

    xoxo

    Dru

  4. Gracie B says:

    there’s just something about smooth head…so hot! i just want lay my hands on it.

  5. Hannah says:

    I am in love with this man, haha, he is utterly gorgeous, and the fact he plays for liverpool is just an amazing plus (im a liverpool supporter haha), saw him in my local tesco a few times, and i must say he looks even better in person! My dads even met him, he lives in like a close behind gates with 4 of the other liverpool players, who at the time where all spanish, and me dads a fireman, and all the alarms went off so they all came out of there houses, luckly it was a false alarm, so they just started talking to me dad, so he seems like a genuinly nice person, and he actually is, although he is 13 years older than me, but hes already met the dad hahahah!! :D

    • brooke says:

      This makes me think of Fernando's book! He talks about when he first came to Liverpool, his smoke alarm would always go off and he didn't speak english very well so he couldn't explain to them what was going on. Too bad it wasn't your dad every time! Almost makes me want to become a fire(wo)man :)

      • Hannah says:

        haha, he did go a few times i must admit! i know i thought that same, although my dad never thought to get a picture or anything tho.

  6. marie says:

    happy birthday!!!!!!!

  7. Maria says:

    I want in Kickettes!!!
    Never too much to give to precious Mi Reina :D

  8. Cyd525 says:

    count me in!!! i’ll even bake a chocolate cake with double chocolate butter cream frosting…very lick-able (*insert evil giggle here*)…Feliz CumpleaƱos, Pepe!

  9. Anna says:

    Feliz Cumpleanos Pepe!

    He needs to be my best friend!

  10. jellybean says:

    Hope you have fabulous birthday, Pepe!

  11. Mia says:

    Count me in. Happy Birthday Pepe!

  12. Liz says:

    I love that cake idea!! ¡Feliz cumpleaños wapo!

  13. Ofeily9 says:

    Cumpleanos feliz :D

  14. lala says:

    count me in kickette!

    to our sexy, bald and hilarious Spaniard ! happy birthday pepe reina : D!

  15. Dahlia says:

    ooh..dear Pep-ster!

    Happy Birthday! Have a blast :D

  16. gin_in_teacups says:

    YAY PEPE! Luv him!

  17. Jamtart Heart says:

    Delicious looking AND seems like a super nice, scandal-free man. What is not to love about Pepe?

  18. Dylulu says:

    Haha! Love it, as usual!

  19. Red_Girl says:

    Don't find him remotely hot but he is a sweetie. Feliz cumpleanos, red Pepe!

  20. Amandinha says:

    love me some baldness.

  21. D0li says:

    I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s a shame that he’s already in a comitted relationship..

  22. Posh918 says:

    Wow, he is one OLD looking 28 year old :/

  23. Zinny says:

    Happy Birthday! Kickette, after reading this, I have come to the conclusion that you girls are creeps! And this is why I read you and I love you :)

  24. Lynz says:

    I want in, please :]]
    Feliz CumpleaƱos, Pepe!

  25. Carol says:

    (puts on blond marilyn monroe wig and infamous white dress) Ahem… (prepares seductive voice) Happy birthday Mr. Reina, happy birthday, to you (winks and blows a kiss and secretly hopes that she can shack up with him later and lick off the chocolate cake)

  26. Malenka says:

    Feliz cumple, Pepe!

  27. Kare says:

    I can’t put my finger on just why exactly, but he just makes me come all undone. Starting to feel a little dizzy here …

  28. brooke says:

    Happy Birthday Pepe! I just recently realized the full extent of Pepe’s sexiness and I don’t think I’ll ever look back. :)

  29. Anya says:

    Thank God I'm not the only one! (who wants to lick his head)

  30. LauraS says:

    Say what you will but this man has the best lips! Happy B-day Pepito lindo!

  31. CrazyforNando says:

    Happy 28th Birthday sexy Pepe!!! *SMOOCH*

  32. Alessandra says:

    happy birthday!

    wow, i can’t believe he’s only 2 years older than me?o_O

  33. Lisa says:

    Can we send him an invitation to Goalkeeping school instead? sorry cheap shot. I love Pepe. Barca’s own, baby! Happy 28th birthday sexy man!

    • Lisa says:

      oh and i'm definately in with the present. You had me at chocolate cake. That second photo on the bus is hilarious. I love that he's such a carefree goofball.

  34. Rossanera says:

    I forgot to add that I most definitely want in.

    • littlegirl says:

      …it's me, again…as i said i can't sign up in the site, but i'm on facebook and i'm fan of the "kickette" page. if you still want to cntact me, i think this is the only way…

  35. Lena says:

    Feliz Cumpleaños a el!

    Hope he has a marvellous b-day

    oh plus i most definitely want in :)

  36. cymraeg_ddraig says:

    Happy birthday Pepe! This man is a LEGEND! How do we get invites for his birthday bash? You know it'd be awesome!

  37. ba says:

    Happy Birthday, Pepe! I don't know him so much but one thing i can say: He's amazing goalkeeper and the sexiest bald i ever seen

  38. Leá says:

    Feliz Cumple, to the sexiest bald man alive, Pepe. bsssss

  39. aps says:

    Happy Birthday you handsome man!

  40. Zhenya says:

    Happy Birthday,Pepe!What a man!<3

  41. Nando and Stevie&#03 says:

    Happy Birthday Pepe!! Keep up the great work at LFC—best team and keeper in the EPL!!

  42. C16 says:

    I love this man so much!!!!!! <3

    Feliz Cumpleaños Pepe!!!!!

  43. Conando says:

    Happy Birthday, Pepe.

    I hope no one smokes while you are trying to eat. <3

  44. Melaniee says:

    Omgg I want in. And he's like 11 yrs older than me :o

    but he's still muuyy caliente <3(:

  45. suzie says:

    Happy birthday Pepe.

  46. ASM says:

    i'm in,i'm in!!::jumping around like a 5-year-old brat lol::

    happy birthday bb!! ;)

  47. blitzen says:

    Happy birthday, you sexy sensational Spaniard, you!!!!!

  48. Nando_Lover09 says:

    Yum! Lovin the birthday plans, kickette!!

    Btw, count me in! I'll be more than happy to ship myself to Reina's!

    And of course send the bill straight to Fabio Capello

    (still pissed off about the Beckham post!!)

  49. Zlatanista says:

    I want in! Mostly because he seems such a funny fart. Never got his sexy, though. Happy b-day Pepe!!

  50. Rossanera says:

    FELIZ CUMPLEANOS !!!