July 11th, 2010

B-Day: Yoann Gourcuff Turns Twenty-Four

Happy birthday, Yoann!

Through all the (shirtless) highs and (lash-jealous) lows, we’ve always loved you for the pretty piece of perfection that you are.

As our Finest Five number one, we wish you only the best: a happy 24th birthday, and a new year with none of the circus sideshow and bitchassness that the previous one contained. We think the best course of action for true happiness is to book a well-publicized holiday on an easily-accessible nude beach.


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90 Responses to “B-Day: Yoann Gourcuff Turns Twenty-Four”

  1. Lucie Déban says:

    ah, WTF…no serbian girlfriend. He had some "girlfriend", not public known in 2009. Of course, not confirmed. But now he is single, célibataire. OK, perhaps good news for his female admirers, but i still think he shouldn´t be alone…above all not during his last 6 difficult months :(
    He deserves a really nice, good and understanding girlfriend, perhaps a little bit older than him, which would love, understand, support and sometimes even protect him. OK, but this is my opinion. I just wish him the best!

  2. Mrs Guardiola says:

    Bonne anniversaire Lashes!

    Bisous xxx

  3. MrsCole says:

    Dont believe everything you read :) Some time ago, we had a fake on Yoann’s thread HERE, a girl pretending to know him thanks to her cousin, to have kissed him etc… She even said he said she was gorgeous while in the French NT dressing room in South Africa. She went too far with her lies who were bigger than her, and could give no proof when he asked her. (plus she used a fake picture of a beautiful famous girl). But the girl was just in front of her computer.
    I mean, it’s easy to make up stories and two years ago, there was also a story with a Moroccan girl claiming she was pregnant with Yoann’s child. He had difficulties in coping with that and had a rough time because of this :/

  4. LonelySTARSHINE says:

    HAPPY BDAY YOANN!!! (with a delay of 2 days, but I wasn't home these days)

    Wishing u the very best :) <3 <3 <3

    and I also wish to meet me one day lol XD

    1986… my fav class… f***ing don't care that it's 8 years older than me! XD <3 :-*

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  6. Maria K says:

    don’t get it personal we r just asking questions to understand anyway as i said only time will tell the truth so take it easy & take care =)

  7. azezah says:

    Izida, which site writes about it. cos i can read a bit of serbian language. even after sleeping with loads of footballer she is practically a very very high morale girl. see the level of morale has decreased so much in past few days.

  8. madamGourcuff says:

    Actually Yoann is with me and we’re expecting our third child. But I will not show you the photos of our babies, no

  9. ba says:

    Happy B-Day Yoann! now that I discovered that he hasn’t a face so beautiful in front. But his profile is different…seems more hotter but still i don’t think he’s so so sexy like many people say

  10. C16 says:

    NO WAY!!!!!
    Need a full report on this ASAP!!!!
    What’s her surname btw?

    • azezah says:

      you know to get immunity, you have to be royal born(high level royal not some distant cousin of king), or be on some diplomatic mission. what is she, then? like i said some middle eastern princess? cos even the western high ranking princess have all their activities splashed in papers.

      • azezah says:

        how old is she? to be some ambassador, you gotta be old like finish your PHD in international relations which will ofcourse take you till you are in your late 20's and then also you start from bottom not be the ambassador at once. and you just get that immunity when you are on a diplomatic mission not when you are done with the mission. I am confused. please clear it to me.

        • Maria K says:

          Azezah we r all confused now just like Cristiano Ronaldo's child so ladies only time will tell what's true so just relax & enjoy ur fantasy =)

          • azezah says:

            Maria, let that girl reply. I am just winding her up! I have nothing to do today and am dead bored. had a very bad day after 28 hrs flight from home and first day back to uni and dang professor is not happy with my work. took a left turn, got fined. wanna kick the room mate out of my apt and loads of problem. but i am very tired. and got this topic. so let me wind her up and listen to her reasonings.

            • Maria K says:

              Ooooh i’m really sorry but life is hard :p my day wasn’t that good too so join the club we r all pissed off =)

        • C16 says:


        • Maria K says:

          wooow u know too many things about her !! then try to find a photo for her or at least her last name =)

        • azezah says:

          That intelligent girl sleeps with so many many footballers? good lord! what a creepy character. come on bb yoann, she is bycycle for all footballers. look for some other classy lady! :P

        • manu says:

          You don’t know her surname but you know such important facts about her? How?

      • C16 says:

        I'm still not buying this. It just doesn't make any sense.

        Believe it until you see it.

      • azezah says:

        do you know her? i really wanna know her. from all this immunity crap she seems like some middle eastern royalty. i have this big big crush in one of their prince. can she introduce me to that prince. please please!!

        • azezah says:

          this "he" and "she" is confusing me. who can write biography of whom?

        • Thea says:

          I take it that this school is what we in England refer as ‘Special’ and has walls that are padded and ‘teachers’ that wear white coats.

        • azezah says:

          oye! you want us to believe then please come up with good narration. I mean she is not bad girl even after sleeping with loads of footballers cos she was doiing that for her purpose. what purpose. are those footballers some spy of some country and she was trying to get information out of them? like in james bond movies? is that so? or else the only name we give to a girl who sleeps with many boys is …. (fill in the blanks).

          • Thea says:

            I’m leaving it hun – this is getting very odd and slightly dilliusional – don’t think it’s healthy to get oneself wound up over it. If it’s true (cough, cough, nudge wink!) we will get wind of it via offical channels soon enough.

    • manu says:

      Dear, Izida, stop to fool us, please. You have a rich fantasy.

    • Thea says:

      Ladies – a few outstanding questions, NO MENTION of a partner with him in SA and ALL the offical Freanch WAGS we there. No google reference linking them. Isn’t thing strange that this comes about as rumours are surfacing in France that he’s gay?

      • C16 says:

        That's a good point Thea!

        I still don't understand how is the relationship the talk in Serbia if it's secret. It doesn't make sense.

        • Thea says:

          I smell a hoax hun. Glady will eat my words if I'm wrong.

        • Maria K says:

          yeah exactly if they have a secret relationship then why they go out & let everybody see them together & kissing !! how it is the main talk in serbia & not anywhere else !! also she had been with different footballers how come nobody knew about it !! anyway if she is that pretty then i can deal with it hehe :pp

        • Thea says:

          So let me get this straight, she does not appear to have last name, is royal but has no title, has been around all the other footballers but still has no picture on the web, which is not subject to privacy laws. Money talks hun – and beleive me if the paps could make Cash from a photo they would, but they leave her alone because she appears to special treatment that no other human being, no matter how royal or famous or rich get.

        • Maria K says:

          i don't know but she seems to me like a fantasy girl from serbia :ppp if they want to keep their relationship secret then they must be careful not making around in public !! =)

  11. azezah says:

    and why does she has security? who is she? a princess from some middle eastern country?

  12. azezah says:

    ah we are not dissapointed. atleast not me cos what i think is even if he is with any girl, we can see him, no? and wait till he breaks up with that girl. We are in line. I’m trying to be first in that line. come on girls line up.

  13. poprockprincess says:

    Hope you have boots on girl, cause the crap you are talking is getting really deep!

  14. C16 says:

    Just a question, if the relationship is a secret then how is this the main and favorite topic in Serbia?

  15. azezah says:

    doesnt matters. we'll still wait. there is nothing called unbreakable in my dictionary. isnt it that french nepolean who said "impossible is only in the dictionary of fool's or lazy?" something like that. and i dont call myself fool or lazy. i am very brilliant and active.

    • azezah says:

      yeah! it is my time. whatever i do with it, its my business. I waste it fantasizing him or stalking him, reading for my paper n reserach, watching football, movies, driving around town, shopping, etc, no? so why do you have to say something like "UNFORTUNATELY"….. come on we are not all foolish here to think that one day we'll meet bb Yoann. Let us fantasize and spend our time.

      • azezah says:

        and i'm a piscean. we like dreaming. we keep on dreaming. we are the biggest day dreamers.:P

  16. manu says:

    This Bojana needs also Ronaldo and Fabregas for her fool collection.

  17. elylovesfootball says:

    Happy Birthday Lashes!!!
    i wish only the best cause you’re a really nice guy and an awesome player and and you deserve it =]
    I want to see you smile a lot this year with that sweet smile that you have =D
    Joyeux Anniversaire Yoann ^^

    • elylovesfootball says:

      I meant i wish you* and you deserve it*
      Those eyes make me feel confuse ^^

  18. sally says:

    yoann! we need to turn you into a spaniard, so you can get away from those nasty douches and make the hottest team in the world SIZZLE!!

  19. TJ says:

    Happy Birthday Yoann!!! loads of love and all the best for the next year…take care of those lashes!!!

  20. Olivia says:

    has anyone seen this article about ‘GOURCUFF: VICTIM OF HOMOPHOBIA?’
    love you Yoann, happy 24

    • mrs "lashes&quo says:

      OMG *tears* that is so not cool. yoann will shine and he will have his time to proof himself, and show those biothes that he IS the next zizou.

      • mrs "lashes&quo says:

        sorry meant BIOTCHES, see im so sad

        • Thea says:

          There’s so many nasty rumours about him that I personally ignore – who cares!!!!

          • Ana;) says:

            ahh yeah I agree with Thea just ignore them. Yoann is old enough and smart enough to know how to deal with things, he’s doing it in the right way so far. We dont know what happened, so we cant say much all we can do is support him as a player and eye candy!

  21. fanny says:

    he is so sweet :) happy b'day <3

  22. Eli aka NC says:

    Happy Bday baby, you’re purrrrrfect, we love you

  23. leigh says:

    one of my fave moments of wc was watching yoann on the pitch after they lost to rza. man happy bday lashes.

    all you british girls need to stop fighting for gourc to come on your epl team. france needs him. lol.

  24. senora ramos says:

    happy birthday gorgeous.

  25. Ana;) says:

    Happy birthday and best wishes for the new season yoann! Hopefully it will be a good one that doesn't prevent you from taking your shirt off at every moment possible! Lol

  26. MrsYoann says:


  27. Lisa says:

    happy birthday yoann! don’t let your awful Les Bleus teammates get you down anymore. They are just jealous. Laurent Blanc will treat you right.

  28. C16 says:

    Yaaaaayyy!! Happy Birthday to Lashes!!!

    Feliz Cumpleaños! *jumps up and down

  29. Roberta says:

    Happy Birthday Yoann! You are very very beautiful!Come to Brasil!

  30. WagInTraining says:

    GASP! i thought you guys had forgotten his birtday! i kept going back to see when an article would appear! but you kickette ladies don’t miss a trick, and I love you for it! <3

  31. Rosey says:

    Happy Birthday Lashes!!!!!1 :)

  32. GourcuffLover says:

    Feliz Cumple Yoann!

    I hope you had an awesome day!

  33. Little Miss Arsenal says:

    Happy birthday, Yoann!! I hope Wenger changes his mind & signs you this summer (u know you’re ALWAYS welcome at Arsenal!) God bless

  34. VP says:

    Happy birthday, beautiful!

  35. Lady Hooligan Kat says:

    He’s rightfully #1! Joyeux anniversaire!

  36. p4ng says:

    (You are still very welcome to Anfield!)

    love you.

  37. azezah says:

    Happy birthday dear lashes. loads of lash oosting mascara and your fav bottles of water

  38. Miss_Nana says:

    Joyeux anniversaire, dear Yoann! You surely deserve all the best :)

  39. Linda (Gooner till I says:

    hey, ladies, i have a question – I read somewhere that Lashes had an affair with Laure Manaudou… is that true?

  40. Maria K says:

    OMG he is so handsome he is like a sweet dream <3

  41. lacota says:

    As a Birthday gift to you I will offer you my ovariers.

    I hope he signs with Arsenal.

    • Thea says:

      Happy birthday my beloved – I'll love you wherever you go – even to Lyon (but NOT RM obviously!!)

      • Ana;) says:

        Ohhh yes! Please come to arsenal I will love you even more yoann lol! Plus gallas is leaving and we have ur bestie chamakh! =] I want an arsenal bromance!

  42. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    happy birthday yoann!!! :)

  43. missbubbles says:

    happy B-day to this male perfection… i would pay some serious cash to jump out of his birthday cake :)

  44. Zadrii says:

    Happy Birthday!!!

    Lindoo ;)

  45. Linda (Gooner till I says:

    Ooooh, my baby is 24 already! Joyeux anniversaire, Yo! I wish him all the best… and I really mean it. I want him to be as happy as he can be.

  46. mrs "lashes&quo says:

    Happy Birthday!!!!! mwah!