February 6th, 2008

B-Day: Cristiano Ronaldo

Happy belated 23rd birthday, C-Ron!

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We’re raising a champagne glass to you, your money, and your muscles.  If it weren’t for many of your off-the-pitch exploits and press-assigned fake/random/numerous girlfriends, we wouldn’t be here today.  xox

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33 Responses to “B-Day: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. Rusty says:

    it is my birthday three days before CRonaldo’s (and many years, as I’m five days younger than Jamie Carragher and the same age as Barry Ferguson), and this is NOT what I wanted for my birthday.

    The visible veins over his sternum kind of creep me out. And the greasiness. And the complete lack of body hair.

  2. Malin says:

    I knew I should have waited. Then I could have posted the “happy birthday” here instead. But god, he is hot.

    *Surrender to the desire of licking screen*

  3. Shelley says:

    It was Tevez’s birthday the same day Ronnies but no-one mentioned that!!! I wonder why??!!!!

  4. Styx says:

    This man was created to be beautiful and to make us all drool…. I wish him a wonderful birthday, even though I am an Arsenal fan, I cant help but watch ManU tv just cuz of him, he is just god sent beauty onb earth. I dont know why any 1 would hate this man, but every1 has their owm choice! Well most of u have it wrong, he joined Man Utd back in 2003, he was 17, he first appered for Portugal when he was 18 in Euro 2004, thats the time I fell in love::) and still am!
    I so hope Portugal win over the Italy and I hope France win over Spain, even though theres no Zidane:(
    But since its all about Cristiano, I wanna kiss the man and do what ever he wants, cuz damn he got a hot hot hot hot hot body, most players have that but not as good and not with such a pretty face!
    GOD THANK U FOR SENDING HIM ON EARTH FOR US AND NOT KEEPING HIM AS A SEXY ANGEL ABOVE! I know its corny but he is hot!

  5. Styx says:

    This man was created to be beautiful and to make us all drool…. I wish him a wonderful birthday, even though I am an Arsenal fan, I cant help but watch ManU tv just cuz of him, he is just god sent beauty onb earth. I dont know why any 1 would hate this man, but every1 has their owm choice! Well most of u have it wrong, he joined Man Utd back in 2003, he was 17, he first appered for Portugal when he was 18 in Euro 2004, thats the time I fell in love::) and still am!
    I so hope Portugal win over the Italy and I hope France win over Spain, even though theres no

  6. aja says:

    muito gostoso.  i like him like this.  i don’t like him whining and falling down.

  7. lose that girl says:

    Me likey. Very pretty, indeed!

  8. Becca x says:

    MrsXabiAlonso – You Did Make MeLaugh <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Happy Birthdayy Cris!!
    God, How Can Any One Hate This Man?
    Hes Soo Gorgeous!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  9. Shelby says:

    Cristiano is so beautiful.  He makes my legs go so weak that I just want to drop to my knees and give him the most intimate kiss a woman can give to a man.

    Happy Birthday, Cris!

  10. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, for God’s sake, Tevez didn’t even come up in our ugly-hot discussion.  He’s just plain old ugly.  I love him because I’m a Red Devil, but still, he’s UG-LY.

    Though, Gina, I admire your criteria for selection – focused and tenacious are definitely good things.

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Gina honey, put on a hoodie, some big VB style sunnies, hang your head in shame and get yourself to the nearest nut house around.  You need some serious theraphy girl!!!

    It’s OK we will all help to get you through this, and maybe I’ll stop off for a quick session too so I can get this mental image of Tevez in the sack outta my head!!

    *bangs head on desk for next hour trying to knock image out*

  12. Gigi says:

    I love Carlos for so many reasons, none of which have anything to do with his looks, or lack there of.

    1) He is after all on the best National team in the world.  Viva Argentina!  I had the pleasure of watching them live last night, but alas, no Gaby Heinze.  Heartbreak.

    2) He is on the best club team in the world.  Come on UNITED!

    3) He is one of the best players in the game.  No discussion there.

    4) His hairdo’s are usually somewhat entertaining and open up various discussions at the pub while watching footie.

    Happy Birthday Carlos.  You may not be beautiful like C-Ron, but you equal him in talent on the pitch.

  13. Gina says:

    Ya know, if Tevez got his teeth fixed he might have potential. He’s so focused and tenacious on the pitch, makes me think he’s probably the same way in the bedroom. Which is of course all that matters really…..

    And now that 1,058 of you have lost your breakfast, my apologies <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I think it’s quite clear that you will only be receiving birthday wishes when you have a body like this!!! Sounds fair to me.

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    I stand corrected, Cesc’s lil bird, he signed in 2003.

  16. Cesc's lil bird says:

    Actually, Ronnie joined Utd in 2003 when he was 18. He was rather awkward-looking then… Well he’s sexy now! Dude, what scandal! Gawking at a player not from one’s own team. [frantically goes to google, types in “Cesc Fabregas” and hits “search”]

  17. carly says:

    Sooner or later, 5th February will be a national holiday in Portugal. I’ll appreciate that.

    That is a goooood photo.

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Wasn’t he 16 when he first joined Man Utd?? My god that means I have disliked this man for SEVEN years, that’s a long time.  When will I get over it??
    Picture’s like this one (minus the head and Man Utd badge) are helping!

  19. The Fourth Official says:

    *mustn’t reveal disire to lick screen*

    LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL

  20. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Maybe I was thinking of Fabregas, as he joined Arsenal when he was 16, I get easily confused.

    Well if it’s only been 3 years then I’ve got plenty more time to keep hating him before it’s time to move on. Phew……………. smile

    *mustn’t reveal disire to lick screen*

  21. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, my, that’s just lovely.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  22. ches says:

    Mr Gorgeous is another year older. Happy birthday!

  23. lamar says:

    i hate this guy soo much..
    sorry 4 that kickette (it seems to me you like him)  …. 
    p.s(kickette would you please write about arsenal players? coz i don’t see lots news about them here
    ,and.. plz write more news about the dutch players in the Premier League specialy(Robin van Persie,Edwin van der Sar ,Arjen Robben and Khalid Boulahrouz..)
    thx

  24. LoveLamps says:

    Don’t you mean happy birthday to us?!  I do not like Man U, but this man is sheer beauty!

  25. The Fourth Official says:

    No, Mrs. Xabi, he made his debut with Man United in 2005.  It only feels like 7 years because you hate him so much. 

    I have to record his Portugal match this afternoon because England is on the other channel. 

    Portugal Allez!!! Cristiano Allez!!!!!!

  26. Emma says:

    It was Peter Crouch’s birthday last week and no-one even cared… :(

    It’s not too late to say HP to the special tall one:

    http://zummer.blogspot.com/2008/01/happy-27th-pet…

  27. c9 says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
    Mrs.Xabi, you just crack me up, luv ya girl!!

    Cris got a nice present from team seleccao

    http://www.maisfutebol.iol.pt/maiseuro/consola.ph…

    I hope he had a wonderful birhtday! Hey, Sarah X I’ll go with <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  28. robin says:

    Remove the head and he still looks repulsive to me. So all the more birthday c-ron for y’all!

  29. Sarah x says:

    Happy Birthdaayyy smile
    A Man As Fit As Him Deserves More Than One Birthday, I Mean, If The Queen’s Aloud Two, He Should Be Aloud at Least 5! raspberry
    I Think I Might Have To Stalk Him One Day..
    Anyone Wanna Come With?

  30. Ella says:

    Happy birthday and all that, now take off your shorts please.

  31. brandy says:

    Parabens amorzinho! Muitas felizidades smile
    Ahhhhhh if only YOU were 31 and I was 23… we could of had a shot at it. Sigh…. *cursing parents for having me so early and not in Portugal*

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