April 1st, 2008

B-Day: Sergio Ramos

Happy belated birthday to Sergio Ramos, the Real Madrid man with hair that makes our eyes burn and the scissors in our beauty drawer leap to attention.

Sergio, as a gift for your 22nd b-day (March 30), we would like to present you with a free gift certificate to Super Cuts.

Side note: To the legions of die hard Sergio fans who would kill, maim and bitch slap anyone who dare speaks ill of this man, let us say: we appreciate, truly. But the hair, it gives us the itchies.

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33 Responses to “B-Day: Sergio Ramos”

  1. Jonas Brothers M&eac says:

    Gracias por tu apoyo! Recuerda agregarte como FAN en nuestro perfil. Saludos!

  2. Bri says:

    I love that man! I have to disagree though, something about that hair is sexy. Maybe it's the caliente Espa?ol part.

  3. natalie says:

    hi all,im new here and just wanted to say hi to everyone. cheryl bites, the blue tape is for back ache or someting because it comes in different colours depending on how severe the injury is, i remember david beckham having pink tape. personally i think sergio is hot but dont really know why, its like tina said, he just is hot.

  4. Genevieve says:

    Happy Birthday Sergio! But sadly I think it’s going to take more than a haircut to push him off the Not list… Did anyone else find those nudey pics quite disturbing? I’m with MrsXabiAlonso on the whole cheesy grin while naked thing…

  5. cheryl bites says:

    And I’ve got some more photos. (Some show a hint of leg. No more nudity, though.)

    http://i32.tinypic.com/5khpb7.jpg
    http://i25.tinypic.com/jzfnh3.jpg
    http://i25.tinypic.com/t9egjk.jpg
    http://i29.tinypic.com/2e6c306.jpg
    http://i28.tinypic.com/e25ba.jpg
    http://i30.tinypic.com/2a9p7hf.jpg
    http://i32.tinypic.com/2rdhyf5.jpg
    http://i29.tinypic.com/jr6uma.jpg
    http://i26.tinypic.com/madsfl.jpg
    http://i32.tinypic.com/1zpi63b.jpg

    XD I like how the kid’s copying him in that last one. Like, “If I walk like him, maybe I’ll get abs like his, too.“

    Oh. One question: wtf’s going on with the blue stuff here? Is it some kind of bandage?

    http://i29.tinypic.com/166bszo.jpg
    http://i31.tinypic.com/m820qr.jpg

  6. michelle TN says:

    He definitely is greasy in those nudie pics! Hee hee.  That was too easy.

    Happy Birthday Sergio!  May you learn how to master the sexy smoldering stare the next time you pose w/o your clothes on.

  7. Portia says:

    i am not at all a fan of sergio. there is something very greasy/sketchy about him. i don’t know, i can see him being one of those weird guys in the club who feel up women without their permission. he’s just so…sketch.

  8. Tracy says:

    Sorry, but the grin just freaks me out! He looks like a poor man Torres to me, to be honest. And what nose job, could you clear that up, Neryss?

  9. Becca x says:

    Happy Birthday.

    But Hes Not Really Doing It Fr Me.. But Lol At The The Naked Picture raspberry

  10. Amelie says:

    you see its the friendly, eager to please, helpful attitude that makes me love this site. Ta very much! So, my judgement as follows: LOVELY back and shoulders and arms, could benefit from a bit of chest hair (rather than looking like he’s got a shaving rash) and the nekkid pictures freak me out a bit i’m afraid. All in all, i’m a fan – i love the spanish boys, even if they all need a haircut (with the exception of iker) still can’t believe he’s 22!

  11. cheryl bites says:

    Oh, I quite like the huge grin. He’s obviously got something to be pleased about! XD

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK anyone else find it a little weird that he is posing naked with a huge grin on his face?? Surely he should be going for the sexy sultry stare!!!! Hasn’t he learned anything from Becks? Tsk!!

    Happy Birthday to him anyhoooo, even tho I don’t know who he is! His face doesn’t do it for me, his hair makes me wanna go shampoo my own, body is nice enough. But it’s those arms that caught my eye!!! They are verrrry nice and big, I reackon they could even support me. Oooh now theres a thought… wink

  13. cheryl bites says:

    I’d need to see him with his shirt off before i make any judgments, por favor

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    Let me say that “girl bands” is a term that should apply to the Gogo’s, not male hair accessories.  Scissors please.  However, I’m willing to be the Delilah to his Samson.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  15. Neryss says:

    I think the longer hair suits him more than short hair would. He has get better looking though even if he may or may not have had a nose job.

  16. tina says:

    i don’t know about sergio ramos,
    theirs just something about him that i cannot put my finger on, but he’s just really hot.

    he’s just is… hot.

  17. FootballerChick43 says:

    I love Sergio for his skills, but I must concur – his hair makes me vomit.. but it seriously could be worse. Look at Arjen Robben.

    He doesn’t look 22, does he? Hm. I thought he was like.. 29. Oops.

    Not old, but still. It suits him more.
    Then again, someone did approach me yesterday and ask me if I was 27..

  18. Amelie says:

    I’d need to see him with his shirt off before i make any judgments, por favor…

    i’m massively shocked he’s only 22…are you sure??!

  19. cheryl bites says:

    I am outraged by your hair discrimination and can console myself only with the knowledge that by girlcotting Sergio, Fernando and Didi Drogba, you are missing out on some of the world’s most statuesque blokes.

  20. Cesc's lil bird says:

    Yeah, happy belated birthday. But seriously, he’s just in the “meh” category for me. Sorry if that offends anyone, but just not that hot.

  21. Lains says:

    Happy birthday. He’s alright, minus the hair.
    HoneyBee, I def. agree about the CRon thing.

  22. HoneyBee says:

    He has a great body,and hair is nothing that can’t be fixed by a good hair dresser.Face not pretty but he looks a bit like a rough Spanish macho man(like).
    Other players in need of hair dressers-Joe Cole(cute but the hair is awful at the moment)&
    Didier Drogba(Oh how great he looked when he scored against Arsenal-couple of weeks ago).He took of his shirt and run showing his perfect body,and after the second goal he slided on the grass revealing his thighs.And after the game he took his shirt off again. All hot ballers should follow his example. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    And before that game I watched Ron score against Liverpool(he is so hot).And before that Champions league magazine(Kaka talked about Pato).I was unable to function normally after that super Sunday.Wonderful Ester.
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  23. Shell says:

    I have to admit I’ve never been able to make my mind up about Sergio, well- what I actually mean is- “I totally WOULD…“ no doubt about that really, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed…but sometimes he doesn’t look so hot, but OMFG!!- thank you goalkeeperette for that last photo, it made me forget about his ‘not looking hot moments(and i’ve now saved the image to my PC for future reference).‘

    Oh and about the hair- I’m not totally feelin it, but agree he would probably look silly with short hair…

  24. Peaches says:

    I guess I am one of the few who thinks that Sergio Ramos is HOT!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> About his hair, I think it`s OK. I can totally see how other people don`t like it, but how do you think he would look like if i cut it short?  That is why I think he needs to have long hair.

  25. cheryl bites says:

    Goalkeeperette: I bow down to the master. :D

  26. Ally says:

    Honestly? I don’t think he’s good looking in the slightest. Not at all. Quality player though.

  27. Sarah x says:

    Happy Bithday To You,
    Happy Birthday To Youu,
    Happy Bithday Dear Sergio Ramos,
    Happy Birthday To Youu smile
    I Agree About The Hair Thing raspberry

  28. goalkeeperette says:

    Almost forgot to post the three HOTTEST shirtless pics of him…forget all of the above (sorry cheryl tongue rolleye ) but this is the real deal:

    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/sommermaerchen/Fussball gemischt/sergio_HEISS.jpg

    http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u82/karakoulian/Ramos-11.jpg

    and not to mention THIS
    http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z248/roseyh1979/24eaedad.jpg

    Oh God, thank you.

  29. goalkeeperette says:

    Awww happy belated birthday Sergi! *presents herself naked on top of a ginormous chocolate cake* Well, were was I… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />

    He did have a nose job indeed, but just because it was broken in last season’s CL quarter final(?) against Bayern Munich. The shape is a bit different now that the hump is gone, but it’s not THAT big of a change…I had to look twice first.

    No big fan of those nude piccies either, but he was 19 back then and did this photoshoot for a good cause, namely donating the money to the victims of the 2004 Tsunami.

    Oh and btw I love his hair. To each her own, but just stop and think for a minute and imagine him with a short cut…yikes.

    (keyword short12 LMAO!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> )

  30. Cherry says:

    Ramos is not everyone’s cup of tea, but he’s in my top 15. Love the hair and the body. Plus he’s a killer player on the pitch. Not good looking in the classic Becks’ style, but I do like his face and he looks to be a great ride.

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    I love to hear about their families. Very cute.

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