April 1st, 2008
B-Day: Sergio Ramos
Happy belated birthday to Sergio Ramos, the Real Madrid man with hair that makes our eyes burn and the scissors in our beauty drawer leap to attention.
Sergio, as a gift for your 22nd b-day (March 30), we would like to present you with a free gift certificate to Super Cuts.
Side note: To the legions of die hard Sergio fans who would kill, maim and bitch slap anyone who dare speaks ill of this man, let us say: we appreciate, truly. But the hair, it gives us the itchies.