October 12th, 2009
‘Baller Baby Talk: The Rooneys and The Van Persies
Coleen Rooney has not only pledged to have her baby (due anytime now) naturally, but also says she’s doing it on the National Health Service rather than privately. For those unfamiliar with the thrill of sitting in an NHS hospital waiting room with broken-nose drunks, chicken-bone-stuck-in-the-throat drunks and other such injured-due-to-intoxication drunks, this is a truly noble quest. We applaud the keeping it real attitude.
Wait – she’s not selling her baby photos either? What the? Coleen, in the name of modern WAGery, we beg you to reconsider. At least book a private hospital with eight or nine private nurses well-versed in Gucci and pain-relief administration surrounded by several thousand £260 Jo Malone candles and all the mood lighting your nouveau wealth can purchase.
Robin Van Persie, he of many goals and excellent short tents, has become a hawt dad for the second time. His wife, Bouchra gave birth to a daughter, named Dina Layla. The couple already have an edible son named Shaqueel, who is almost three.