October 12th, 2009
‘Baller Baby Talk: The Rooneys and The Van Persies
Coleen Rooney has not only pledged to have her baby (due anytime now) naturally, but also says she’s doing it on the National Health Service rather than privately. For those unfamiliar with the thrill of sitting in an NHS hospital waiting room with broken-nose drunks, chicken-bone-stuck-in-the-throat drunks and other such injured-due-to-intoxication drunks, this is a truly noble quest. We applaud the keeping it real attitude.
Wait – she’s not selling her baby photos either? What the? Coleen, in the name of modern WAGery, we beg you to reconsider. At least book a private hospital with eight or nine private nurses well-versed in Gucci and pain-relief administration surrounded by several thousand £260 Jo Malone candles and all the mood lighting your nouveau wealth can purchase.
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Robin Van Persie, he of many goals and excellent short tents, has become a hawt dad for the second time. His wife, Bouchra gave birth to a daughter, named Dina Layla. The couple already have an edible son named Shaqueel, who is almost three.
Congratulations!
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Congrats to the van persies.
I’m glad Coleen’s not selling baby pics, I think doing so i s a bit distasteful, but I can’t agree with her having her baby in an NHS hospital. Not b/c NHS hospitals are bad, a lot (including the one where she’s going) are very good, but b/c the NHS is under more than enough financial pressure. I think that people who can afford private healthcare should have it for the sake of the NHS.
I am proud of the Rooneys for “keeping it real”. Good for them! And I’m so glad Col isn’t wearing heels, she’s smart for choosing comfort!
God I love Coleen so much.
Congrats to both couples!
(Van Persie’s wife is beautifull. Dont believe Ive seen many pictures of her on Kickette.)
Congrats Van Persies!
I applaud Coleen. Seriously. She just bumped up a few notches on my respect list.
Baller babies! Congrats to the Van Persie family on a baby girl!
You go Col. We are very proud of you.
Just keep that fixture list nearby and pick your date carefully.
Go Coleen!
Congrats to the Van persies:)
omg i am totally loving van persie's child's name too cute. guhh (bad guhh) wit rooney tho altho coleen is gummy bear cute
Am I the only person here, who is shocked with Robin shoes? there flowers and butterflies on them:O
Meant to write about that last night… that was the only thing I noticed in that photo!
Aw, I love the van Persies. Congrats to them, and can't wait to see how adorable their new kid is!
Congrats to Robin and Bouchra on their baby girl! And ofcourse Shaqueel on his baby sister!
Good for Coleen and Wayne. Their baby is not a circus. It's their baby, not the baby of the media.
Oh, I forgot. Congrats to the Van Persie family!
FTC knows the hospital where Col is going to give birth, and she says it's superb. Col and her lady parts and her bubba will be in good hands (so to speak).
i just adore coleen. so beautiful, so normal and down-to-earth.
robin van persie is delicious! congrats to the two of them!
congrats.