August 24th, 2010
Michael Ballack & Fernando Torres: Rainy Day Pout Parade
Images via Getty/Zimbio.
These boys may not like the rain, but we sure do.
Aside from wet weather making a footy kit much more interesting, it also seems to make players get pouty. This then dries out their bottom lips. Eventually they’re dehydrated and thirst sets in, leading to loose tongues looking for free H20 refills.
No, this is not a stretch of reality, this is factual…ish. Regardless, footballers + tongues always = contentment. Just ask Bojan.