November 15th, 2011
Baller Bylines: Alessandro Matri & Mario Balotelli
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Alessandro Matri: You have got to be kidding me. You are Mario Balotelli. You can’t operate a training bib without it turning into an international incident. Or dress yourself. Or go for a pee. I’m an athlete. I make a living using my body. Taking all that into account, you want to practice your exciting new hobby of physiotherapy – which incidentally you got into after buying a discount instructional DVD from the supermarket – on me?
No, Mario. It’s not going to happen. Ever. Alright?
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Alessandro Matri: Unnnghgghgghghhfmmfmfmfffff. I love you, Mario.
I have one name to give you kickettes … Just made his debut for Italy. The Argentina-born Osvaldo.
omg, osvaldo!!!! i could stare at him all day long..tho i love matri too. God bless the azzuri's ability to keep bringing us such dreamy men!
I'm not really sure what is going on in these photos- especially the second one. But Kickette congrats on figuring it out and filing the rest of us in on it.
The second one is just odd. hahaha!!
maybe Matri is even a little more gorgeous when he talks smack, this is hilarious!