November 15th, 2011

Baller Bylines: Alessandro Matri & Mario Balotelli

Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.

Alessandro Matri: You have got to be kidding me. You are Mario Balotelli. You can’t operate a training bib without it turning into an international incident. Or dress yourself. Or go for a pee. I’m an athlete. I make a living using my body. Taking all that into account, you want to practice your exciting new hobby of physiotherapy – which incidentally you got into after buying a discount instructional DVD from the supermarket – on me?

No, Mario. It’s not going to happen. Ever. Alright?

Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.

Alessandro Matri: Unnnghgghgghghhfmmfmfmfffff. I love you, Mario.

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4 Responses to “Baller Bylines: Alessandro Matri & Mario Balotelli”

  1. Wise_guy says:

    I have one name to give you kickettes … Just made his debut for Italy. The Argentina-born Osvaldo.

    • jen says:

      omg, osvaldo!!!! i could stare at him all day long..tho i love matri too. God bless the azzuri's ability to keep bringing us such dreamy men!

  2. LuvinBale says:

    I'm not really sure what is going on in these photos- especially the second one. But Kickette congrats on figuring it out and filing the rest of us in on it. ;-)

    The second one is just odd. hahaha!!

  3. ChefDi says:

    maybe Matri is even a little more gorgeous when he talks smack, this is hilarious!