November 3rd, 2010
Baller Bylines: Carles Puyol & Gerard Pique
Carles Puyol: It’s your duty as a Barcelona player! I thought you understood this! You’re not playing for an ordinary club. It’s about commitment. A final push and we can take this game!
Gerard Pique: Carles, while I admire your commitment and dedication to the cause, I will not allow you to punch me in the face. My bleeding on the pitch has been caused by a series of unfortunate incidents. It is not a tactic!
Puyol: Unbelievable! The world is watching! If you bleed, people see how committed we are to the cause of Barcelona. They will see how, despite our success on the pitch, we are not complacent and are still prepared to go to any lengths to succeed. It sends a message!
Pique: Well, if that’s what it’s about, let me punch you in the face! My bleeding is old news now. Photographs of you bleeding will be so much more powerful, like Terry Butcher for England. You will become an icon! Let’s do it!
Puyol: No, forget it, that isn’t going to happen. Getting blood out of my hair is a nightmare. I’ll be in the hairdresser’s for hours while they try and get my lustrous shine and natural curl back. Nevermind, let’s just win at Panathinaikos instead.
Pique: Deal.
Pique.I.Love.You.:$ <3<3<3
Haha I can actually picture them saying that to each other!
Ah Puyol is always bullying PK… shame man…
huh?
i love those two players so much…together they represent the spirit of barca to me….i wish they will always have luck in everything on their side and all the other barca players…
Pique monologue after the scene:
next time we should have a game of rock,paper ,scissors to see who bleeds….. uff, i miss Cesc he would've supported me…. i bet he bleeds real good!
I lovePuyol but I'm so disappointed wit hhis hair. I think he's a very handsome and manly guy but those long curls dont suit him at all. He should cut it real short, get a mini mohawk or a Xavi like hairstyle.
Pique should have more blood on his face, it suits him, cute, like when in the WC his face was all bloody and blood was coming out of his mouth but he still wanted to play. He takes a good hit in the face for the team, he has commitment!!
do you have a video or a pic of that? asin of him insisting to play although he is hurt…
I remember watching the World Cup, the match between Spain VS Honduras, he had gotten elbowed or something and his face was all bleeding, from his nose and blood was coming out of his mouth too, he was receiving medical attention by the doctors, was advised to be substituted but he insisted he'd play, and he did the whole match although all bloody.
Pique should have more blood on his face, it suits him, cute, like when in the WC his face was all bloody and blood was coming out of his mouth but he still wanted to play. He takes a good him in the face for the team, he has commitment!!
Some hot stuff right there. <3 Geri
puyol: come on pique stop playing like ibra today, try to keep up with the rest of the team
pique: ohh come on now puyol, am i really playing that bad?
Puyi is my hero. Forever.
And Pique, you're not so bad yourself.
I meant "HURT my heart". ugh.
I usually love the baller bylines – they make me laugh for ages! But this picture truly heart my heart… poor baby Pique!
Its like a little brother upset that the big brother his admires so much is mad at him….
Yeah, Puyol has a nice butt, however Pique's is world class. Like the rest of him, lol.
lol i agree. in my opinion, there couldn't be a hotter defender
Haha, bless. I love these two, and hope they never change.
ameen to that sister….
LMAO. I love this!!! <3
Me neither!
hate me if you like kickettes but I didn't enjoy this picture as much as I would of hoped. Yesterday these two had a bad time on the field. It was a hard game for all Barca but seeing Puyi and Pique looking at each other like that isn't good. At least not to me. Aaaw but did you see Puyi pushing away that Copenhagen's player who came to provoke Pique? Probably because many know Pique can have a temper when provoked as it doesn't take much now does it? Regardless its always nice to see a Picture of Pique. And yes, I do like the haircut. I think many of the players are getting them now.
saw that too! i love when the players try to calm each other down, tell angry players to walk away… puyi does that a lot, xavi too
He he he
Yes, I always smile when it happens. I don't know why but its always the same reaction no matter who's involved. But sometimes like you said if Xavi tells you move along, to stay quiet, or calm yourself players do, lol.
i love these baller bylines Kickettes!!! this one is so funny! P and P look so cute bickering with each other!! What do you guys think of Pique's haircut now?? My friends and I are trying to decide on which look is better: now, or before.
Just what I needed after that performance yesterday. Am I the only one enjoying the fact that Pique cut his hair in the front? That rooster look was distracting me from his face.
Oh, and as much as I hate seeing them leave it is quite nice watching them go. Pique's taut and toned backside FTW!
Puyi : NO, Geri, I don't care what you say, you cannot shave your beard- what will the girls at Kickette *gestures* think?
Pique: *looks mutinous* ok, DAD. *sulks*
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(for the record, I wouldn't mind taking care of a sulking Pique- and GOD that looks like a lot of blood, I hope it wasn't too serious)
Aww! Pique looks genuinely taken aback at Puyi yelling at him. Puyol was pretty annoyed throughout the whole game yesterday, though.
haha! too funny kickettes. i love how puyi has to look up at pique. i'm quite glad pique didn't let him bleed
Puyi: "It's my booty they're checking out! Mine!!"
Pique: "No it's not!!! I'm telling you it's mine!"
Hahaha. Made my day. Pique looks sad and taken aback by Puyol's yelling. It's alright love. WE can't stay mad at you when you provide such a great view from behind.
I love it.
I totally agree! It'd be like splitting up Criska or Messi and his lollies! It's just never meant to be.
Speaking of Messi and his lollipops, does anyone have a picture of Messi eating a lollipop in the tunnel before one of the Argentina games at the World Cup? I'd love to see that again.
Messi was eating a lollipop? In the tunnel?? during the world cup??? and i missed it???? wow!!!! that must have been so cute
It was probably the cutest thing in the world. My friend and I died when we saw it.
IT WAS SO CUTE!!!!! I remember that, I could not believe I was seeing him in the tunnel just nomming on a lollipop. I have been looking for a still of that ever since.
Messi and a lollipop? how did i miss that…pls pls pls find the pic or the video and post it here…i will make it my life's mission in the coming few days…if i find anything i will let you know…:)
which match was it? A group match, vs Mexico, or vs Germany? this is not something Youtube would pass up!!
what was that? Pique's gorgeous ass distracted me…
Bwahaha!!! I love it! And I don't know if this is just me, but I love it when my men bleed for their team. It's just that much more of a turn on (not that Pique really needs any help with that…).
And poor Pique looks so sad that his big bro Puyi is yelling at him.
Any time Ronnie gets a bloody head injury I melt a little…and Pique OF course is delish and much more reliable in the acquisition of blood on his face.
I swear I am not going to go watch replays on youtube now….
mutual feelings Janet!! I think it's so cute how you worded it "big bro Puyi"
that melted my heart!! but its funny how much shorter Puyi is then Gerard!
I hate to see these two lovelies bickering…but if I have to, I don't mind doing so from behind.
puyol is hot….
i love all the puyi-love!!
Piqué has a great "Oh no, you didn't" face
hahaha he looks so sad!
I have missed Kickette SO MUCH! Have been in Paris since Saturday but now I'm back, and i've been without it! On the plus side, I got to try on Yoann Gourcuff and Hugo Lloris shirts at the Stade de France…but anyway, I have a question for Gerard…
what you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
LMFAOO <3
Brilliant! We need more bits like this, please, Kickettes!
I second this motion!
The caveman rage is such a turn-on. Keep up the good work, Puyi.
Dayum ! Puyol's got a bootie !
it's the pilates, baby!
that is right baby…and it is a bloody fine one at that…
And the edited version…
Pique: Owww. Quit poking me.
Puyol: Well then quit being such a nosebleeding baby.
Lol! Have to say, I much prefer your version.
nice one!! haha, i could totally see that in the picture!