November 3rd, 2010

Baller Bylines: Carles Puyol & Gerard Pique

Carles Puyol: It’s your duty as a Barcelona player! I thought you understood this! You’re not playing for an ordinary club. It’s about commitment. A final push and we can take this game!
 
Gerard Pique: Carles, while I admire your commitment and dedication to the cause, I will not allow you to punch me in the face. My bleeding on the pitch has been caused by a series of unfortunate incidents. It is not a tactic!
 
Puyol: Unbelievable! The world is watching! If you bleed, people see how committed we are to the cause of Barcelona. They will see how, despite our success on the pitch, we are not complacent and are still prepared to go to any lengths to succeed. It sends a message!
 
Pique: Well, if that’s what it’s about, let me punch you in the face! My bleeding is old news now. Photographs of you bleeding will be so much more powerful, like Terry Butcher for England. You will become an icon! Let’s do it!
 
Puyol: No, forget it, that isn’t going to happen. Getting blood out of my hair is a nightmare. I’ll be in the hairdresser’s for hours while they try and get my lustrous shine and natural curl back. Nevermind, let’s just win at Panathinaikos instead.
 
Pique: Deal.

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59 Responses to “Baller Bylines: Carles Puyol & Gerard Pique”

  1. magda says:

    Pique.I.Love.You.:$ <3<3<3

  2. VS1986 says:

    Haha I can actually picture them saying that to each other!

  3. Kaz says:

    Ah Puyol is always bullying PK… shame man… :(

  4. ela says:

    i love those two players so much…together they represent the spirit of barca to me….i wish they will always have luck in everything on their side and all the other barca players…

  5. Marie says:

    Pique monologue after the scene:
    next time we should have a game of rock,paper ,scissors to see who bleeds….. uff, i miss Cesc he would've supported me…. i bet he bleeds real good!

  6. Marie says:

    I lovePuyol but I'm so disappointed wit hhis hair. I think he's a very handsome and manly guy but those long curls dont suit him at all. He should cut it real short, get a mini mohawk or a Xavi like hairstyle.

  7. Pam says:

    Pique should have more blood on his face, it suits him, cute, like when in the WC his face was all bloody and blood was coming out of his mouth but he still wanted to play. He takes a good hit in the face for the team, he has commitment!!

    • ela says:

      do you have a video or a pic of that? asin of him insisting to play although he is hurt…

      • Pam says:

        I remember watching the World Cup, the match between Spain VS Honduras, he had gotten elbowed or something and his face was all bleeding, from his nose and blood was coming out of his mouth too, he was receiving medical attention by the doctors, was advised to be substituted but he insisted he'd play, and he did the whole match although all bloody.

  8. Pam says:

    Pique should have more blood on his face, it suits him, cute, like when in the WC his face was all bloody and blood was coming out of his mouth but he still wanted to play. He takes a good him in the face for the team, he has commitment!!

  9. SpanishFootieLover says:

    Some hot stuff right there. <3 Geri :D

  10. nia says:

    puyol: come on pique stop playing like ibra today, try to keep up with the rest of the team

    pique: ohh come on now puyol, am i really playing that bad?

  11. Zinny says:

    Puyi is my hero. Forever.
    And Pique, you're not so bad yourself.

  12. Barca_babe says:

    I meant "HURT my heart". ugh.

  13. Barca_babe says:

    I usually love the baller bylines – they make me laugh for ages! But this picture truly heart my heart… poor baby Pique! :( Its like a little brother upset that the big brother his admires so much is mad at him….

  14. JVD says:

    Yeah, Puyol has a nice butt, however Pique's is world class. Like the rest of him, lol.

  15. jamtart heart says:

    Haha, bless. I love these two, and hope they never change.

  16. C16 says:

    LMAO. I love this!!! <3

  17. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Me neither!

  18. Pique_Xavi says:

    hate me if you like kickettes but I didn't enjoy this picture as much as I would of hoped. Yesterday these two had a bad time on the field. It was a hard game for all Barca but seeing Puyi and Pique looking at each other like that isn't good. At least not to me. Aaaw but did you see Puyi pushing away that Copenhagen's player who came to provoke Pique? Probably because many know Pique can have a temper when provoked as it doesn't take much now does it? Regardless its always nice to see a Picture of Pique. And yes, I do like the haircut. I think many of the players are getting them now.

    • orangerie says:

      saw that too! i love when the players try to calm each other down, tell angry players to walk away… puyi does that a lot, xavi too :)

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        He he he :) Yes, I always smile when it happens. I don't know why but its always the same reaction no matter who's involved. But sometimes like you said if Xavi tells you move along, to stay quiet, or calm yourself players do, lol.

  19. Nando y Geri 4ever says:

    i love these baller bylines Kickettes!!! this one is so funny! P and P look so cute bickering with each other!! What do you guys think of Pique's haircut now?? My friends and I are trying to decide on which look is better: now, or before.

  20. JVD says:

    Just what I needed after that performance yesterday. Am I the only one enjoying the fact that Pique cut his hair in the front? That rooster look was distracting me from his face.

    Oh, and as much as I hate seeing them leave it is quite nice watching them go. Pique's taut and toned backside FTW!

  21. Dru says:

    Puyi : NO, Geri, I don't care what you say, you cannot shave your beard- what will the girls at Kickette *gestures* think?

    Pique: *looks mutinous* ok, DAD. *sulks*
    ______________

    (for the record, I wouldn't mind taking care of a sulking Pique- and GOD that looks like a lot of blood, I hope it wasn't too serious)

  22. Angela says:

    Aww! Pique looks genuinely taken aback at Puyi yelling at him. Puyol was pretty annoyed throughout the whole game yesterday, though.

  23. senora ramos says:

    haha! too funny kickettes. i love how puyi has to look up at pique. i'm quite glad pique didn't let him bleed ;)

  24. Mrs Puyol says:

    Puyi: "It's my booty they're checking out! Mine!!"

    Pique: "No it's not!!! I'm telling you it's mine!"

  25. eeraaa says:

    Hahaha. Made my day. Pique looks sad and taken aback by Puyol's yelling. It's alright love. WE can't stay mad at you when you provide such a great view from behind.

  26. Andrea says:

    I love it.

  27. Janet says:

    I totally agree! It'd be like splitting up Criska or Messi and his lollies! It's just never meant to be.

    Speaking of Messi and his lollipops, does anyone have a picture of Messi eating a lollipop in the tunnel before one of the Argentina games at the World Cup? I'd love to see that again.

    • Nando y Geri 4ever says:

      Messi was eating a lollipop? In the tunnel?? during the world cup??? and i missed it???? wow!!!! that must have been so cute

      • Janet says:

        It was probably the cutest thing in the world. My friend and I died when we saw it.

        • Bri says:

          IT WAS SO CUTE!!!!! I remember that, I could not believe I was seeing him in the tunnel just nomming on a lollipop. I have been looking for a still of that ever since.

          • ela says:

            Messi and a lollipop? how did i miss that…pls pls pls find the pic or the video and post it here…i will make it my life's mission in the coming few days…if i find anything i will let you know…:)

        • Nando y Geri 4ever says:

          which match was it? A group match, vs Mexico, or vs Germany? this is not something Youtube would pass up!!

  28. Amandinha says:

    what was that? Pique's gorgeous ass distracted me…

  29. Janet says:

    Bwahaha!!! I love it! And I don't know if this is just me, but I love it when my men bleed for their team. It's just that much more of a turn on (not that Pique really needs any help with that…).

    And poor Pique looks so sad that his big bro Puyi is yelling at him.

    • Bri says:

      Any time Ronnie gets a bloody head injury I melt a little…and Pique OF course is delish and much more reliable in the acquisition of blood on his face.
      I swear I am not going to go watch replays on youtube now….

    • Nando y Geri 4ever says:

      mutual feelings Janet!! I think it's so cute how you worded it "big bro Puyi" :) that melted my heart!! but its funny how much shorter Puyi is then Gerard!

  30. LosAngeleno says:

    I hate to see these two lovelies bickering…but if I have to, I don't mind doing so from behind. :)

  31. ela says:

    puyol is hot….

  32. Sergo says:

    Piqué has a great "Oh no, you didn't" face :P

  33. CarmenOcio says:

    I have missed Kickette SO MUCH! Have been in Paris since Saturday but now I'm back, and i've been without it! On the plus side, I got to try on Yoann Gourcuff and Hugo Lloris shirts at the Stade de France…but anyway, I have a question for Gerard…
    what you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

  34. blitzenTO says:

    Brilliant! We need more bits like this, please, Kickettes! :)

  35. hereforthenando says:

    The caveman rage is such a turn-on. Keep up the good work, Puyi.

  36. Tocadisco says:

    Dayum ! Puyol's got a bootie !

  37. Missy Manchester says:

    And the edited version…

    Pique: Owww. Quit poking me.

    Puyol: Well then quit being such a nosebleeding baby.