October 26th, 2009

‘Baller Bylines: Cesc Fabregas and Robin Van Persie

Cesc and Robin need to kiss and make up

RVP: Cesc. Look at me, mate.

Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna.

RVP: We can’t take all the responsibility here. We’re good at scoring goals. We make jazzy stuff happen on the pitch. That’s what we do.

Cesc Fabregas: I’m captain. It’s my duty to make this face during these times.

RVP: [deep breath] Cesc. Tell me the truth. What’s really going on?

Cesc Fabregas: Okay. I want to kill Vito. I want to strangle him with my bare hands and then kick him in his shins. I know he’s not to be blamed. It’s wrong. Yet, I’m blaming. Also, I think I forgot to set my Sky Plus to record The X Factor.

RVP: Are you serious? Look at me, mate.

Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna.

RVP: Don’t lose confidence in your abilities. I’m sure the show got recorded. And… know this: you’re not the only one that feels conflicted about John and Edward.

Cesc Fabregas: Really?

RVP: Really. I mean, are they zany, or are they geniuses?

Cesc Fabregas: They’re zany geniuses.

RVP: Just like you, my friend. Just like you. Let’s hug it out.

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21 Responses to “‘Baller Bylines: Cesc Fabregas and Robin Van Persie”

  1. Amira says:

    I love both of them.. they are my fave footballers <3 <3.

  2. Sam says:

    hahaha kickette u just get better and better1! Funniest thing ever lol had me crying with laughter :D .

  3. Amy Fabregas says:

    Haha awww, this made me laughh, :)
    I lovesss Cescy + Van <3

  4. Dutch says:

    I love these 2 hehehehe this post ahs made my week….it had me crackin up thanx kickette ;-)

  5. debs says:

    ha ha!!! love it…looking good fellow’s xx

  6. autumnmaple101 says:

    Love these two! Nice face Cesc heh.

  7. Avenath says:

    Teehee…good one, Kickette ;)

  8. Victoria says:

    Hahaha this is cute! Got me a good giggle.

    That said– I like the new kits! They're school-boyish. Fits the geekiness of Cesc and makes RVP look like he's "that" guy— the most popular jock in school.

  9. Lenny says:

    "Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna."

    I've been laughing for nearly 10 minutes, my family thinks I've gone crazy.

    Thanks for this you guys.

  10. tammyv says:


  11. FootballerChick43-"Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Okay. I thought Mexes made my day better. This wins. Totally and completely. I think this has made my entire week.

  12. Begum says:

    phaaahahahaha….that is some serious attitude…with the hand on the hip and the expression…fabregas has got it all and the “dont wanna” is just the hot choco nutty sauce on a very cold ben & jerry’s
    well done Kickettes =D

  13. Baby Freya says:

    Haha! That gave me a good giggle.
    And I reckon Cesc has a soft spot for the Twins on X Factor :)

  14. Sarah says:

    I love these two. I too want to kill Vito, Cesc. It kind of is his fault. I mean yeah, the rest of the team shouldn't have been so complacent (it's like we never ever learn our lesson; how many times did this sort of thing happen last season?? ugh) but with an experienced goalkeeper making that first save, we probably would have won, even if the (slightly dodgy) penalty was still scored.

    Aaaaaaaargh they make me so angry sometimes!!!! Fix yourselves before the derby next week please please please.

  15. mrs aaron ramsey (&# says:

    god cesc how could you not want to look at rvp???? i could stare at him for an eternity :( really funny tho. i too would like to kill vito and i'm not on the emirates but fabianski is injured :'((((((

  16. HiL says:

    "I want to kill Vito" hahahahahaha :D

  17. Merel says:

    Thank you for making my day :D

  18. gothamgunner says:

    Love this! There are definately not enough RVP posts.

  19. Kate says:

    'I think I forgot to set my Sky Plus to record The X Factor' ahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhaaaha

    that made my day! I love you Kickettes!