October 26th, 2009
‘Baller Bylines: Cesc Fabregas and Robin Van Persie
RVP: Cesc. Look at me, mate.
Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna.
RVP: We can’t take all the responsibility here. We’re good at scoring goals. We make jazzy stuff happen on the pitch. That’s what we do.
Cesc Fabregas: I’m captain. It’s my duty to make this face during these times.
RVP: [deep breath] Cesc. Tell me the truth. What’s really going on?
Cesc Fabregas: Okay. I want to kill Vito. I want to strangle him with my bare hands and then kick him in his shins. I know he’s not to be blamed. It’s wrong. Yet, I’m blaming. Also, I think I forgot to set my Sky Plus to record The X Factor.
RVP: Are you serious? Look at me, mate.
Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna.
RVP: Don’t lose confidence in your abilities. I’m sure the show got recorded. And… know this: you’re not the only one that feels conflicted about John and Edward.
Cesc Fabregas: Really?
RVP: Really. I mean, are they zany, or are they geniuses?
Cesc Fabregas: They’re zany geniuses.
RVP: Just like you, my friend. Just like you. Let’s hug it out.
I love both of them.. they are my fave footballers <3 <3.
Then you should go to this web-site http://www.cescfabregas.ning.com my friend made it.
hahaha kickette u just get better and better1! Funniest thing ever lol had me crying with laughter
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Haha awww, this made me laughh,
I lovesss Cescy + Van <3
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I love these 2 hehehehe this post ahs made my week….it had me crackin up thanx kickette
ha ha!!! love it…looking good fellow’s xx
i love these two guys
Love these two! Nice face Cesc heh.
Teehee…good one, Kickette
Hahaha this is cute! Got me a good giggle.
That said– I like the new kits! They're school-boyish. Fits the geekiness of Cesc and makes RVP look like he's "that" guy— the most popular jock in school.
"Cesc Fabregas: Don’t wanna."
I've been laughing for nearly 10 minutes, my family thinks I've gone crazy.
Thanks for this you guys.
AWESOME.
Okay. I thought Mexes made my day better. This wins. Totally and completely. I think this has made my entire week.
phaaahahahaha….that is some serious attitude…with the hand on the hip and the expression…fabregas has got it all and the “dont wanna” is just the hot choco nutty sauce on a very cold ben & jerry’s
well done Kickettes =D
Haha! That gave me a good giggle.
And I reckon Cesc has a soft spot for the Twins on X Factor
I love these two. I too want to kill Vito, Cesc. It kind of is his fault. I mean yeah, the rest of the team shouldn't have been so complacent (it's like we never ever learn our lesson; how many times did this sort of thing happen last season?? ugh) but with an experienced goalkeeper making that first save, we probably would have won, even if the (slightly dodgy) penalty was still scored.
Aaaaaaaargh they make me so angry sometimes!!!! Fix yourselves before the derby next week please please please.
god cesc how could you not want to look at rvp???? i could stare at him for an eternity
really funny tho. i too would like to kill vito and i'm not on the emirates but fabianski is injured :'((((((
"I want to kill Vito" hahahahahaha
Thank you for making my day
Love this! There are definately not enough RVP posts.
'I think I forgot to set my Sky Plus to record The X Factor' ahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhaaaha
that made my day! I love you Kickettes!