May 16th, 2012

Baller Bylines: David Luiz & Gary Cahill

Image: AP Photo/Tom Hevezi.

David Luiz: Well, I for one am glad he’s suspended. JT might be a pioneer in on-pitch accessorising but the boy has no clue when it comes to stylish haircuts.

The Champions League Final is the biggest event in the club football calender as such, it’s imperative that Chelsea is represented on the world stage by the best in blow dried bouffs. Fernando is getting his highlights touched up, and I’m about to take a delivery of an industrial size bucket of frizz ease to combat the humidity in the Allianz Arena.

What have you got in mind for the big day, Gary? Streaks like Phil Jones? Blue dye like Gael Clichy? Do tell.

Gary Cahill: Huh?

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9 Responses to “Baller Bylines: David Luiz & Gary Cahill”

  1. Doles says:

    I was so glad to see those boys back in training. We literally need every one with so many players being suspended :(
    BTW I'm still shocked that Gary has ~6mo old daughter and a fiance!

    • April says:

      I was wondering if the baby was his. I had no idea- there were several unidentified bubbas running around. Belated congrats to Gary!

  2. tracy765 says:

    The husband and I are leaving tomorrow morning for the nearly 7,000 mile trip to Munich! Can't wait!

  3. IrishBlue says:

    I love them boys!! Gary looks a bit confuzzled, bless.

  4. Stella says:

    David Luiz look like Cahills wife in this pic. His UK white trash wife.

    I love the central defenders of Chelsea every time I see them I want the Russian man put them in a box and send them to me in Sweden. Cahill is adorable and David Luiz is a freak and I love it! Come on Chelsea!!

  5. Jayy says:

    David Luiz is adorable!

  6. Kristina says:

    Hilarious Kickette, as always! I'm a bit in love with David. I can't help it.