July 9th, 2010
‘Baller Bylines: Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United
Image copyright John/Matt Peters/ www.manutd.com.
Dimitar Berbatov: Seriously? You reckon they’ll put me in?
Darron Gibson: Honestly, mate. All you need to do is flash a bit of thigh and those vodka tramps at Kickette will jump on it. They’re basically caged hormones in heels.
Dimi: Like this? Dimi rolls up his shorts, inadvertently emulating every English football player of the late 1980’s.
Darron: Exactly. Now wait. One of their photographers will be operating in deep cover, probably in that hedge over there. They sometimes hang out by the bins too. What you need to do is start slowly, giving them just a few inches of thigh. They’ll take an interest and start to follow your action. Next session, maybe give them a glimpse of torso. You don’t want to peak too early.
Dimi: Okay, so thigh today, tummy tomorrow, yes? I like this! All the ladies gonna love them some D-Tar!
Darron: Oh, they will! They so will! Sniggers. Dimi looks on, suddenly uncertain.
Dimi: You wouldn’t set me up, would you, D? I’m an innocent, artistic Bulgarian boy made good. This season could be crucial for me. The Manchester United fans are slightly skeptical of my commitment since I used to score for fun at Spurs and now look vaguely confused when approaching the penalty area. I can’t afford any mishaps.
Darron: Honestly, mate. You look bangin’. Tell ‘im, Paul.
Paul Scholes: Bangin, mate. Ahem.
"Caged hormones in heels". Wonderful.
Very funny! Well done, Kickette! However, one critique: it's spelt DARRON
Thx shay !
Why stop at tummy? How about pecs the day after that? It’s great to see a new Dimi pic. It’s been awhile.
I’m actually crying with laughter
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I needed this, Kickette.
LMAO @ "those vodka tramps at Kickette will jump on it."
I feel like I'm going to start saying vodka tramp..
OH MY GOSH! What happened to Berba's hair? NO! NO! NO! That was my FAVOURITE thing about him, LOVE HIS HAIR!! With the hairband, the long forehead, it all works on him! So disappointed right now!
Nice thighs, I still would *drools*
I still believe in Berba, he’ll show the haters next season!
why are they wearing sports bras?
http://gpsports.com/gpsports_website/index.php?ca…
They look a lot like sports bras but by the looks of the website, they're used to track speed, heart rate, all that fun stuff.
The must keep their manboobs in check
Seriously, can't they wear them underneath their shirts instead, looks awful.
I know right? hahahah And Dimitar's "stockings" aren't helping either
Hahahaha that’s exactly what I was asking myself!
Exactly my question!
I first say it on Dirty Tackle( D Berbatov The Continental) and thought he was wearing a sports bra(no one else in the pic was wearing it)…
Also my thoughts exactly.