January 28th, 2011
‘Baller Soap Operas: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Baby Mama Drama Continues
And because we’re growing weary of this story and its “facts”, we bring you our 60-seconds-or-less synopsis of it all!
- Speaking with Nova Gente, Crissy’s sissy Katia insisted his son only has two parents: Cristiano by DNA, Grandma Dolores by burden.
- Although she did consider the tot’s birth Mum to be “dead”, the pub has come to her defense by explaining she meant “dead” in a figurative sense. NG blame the British media (The Sun, to be specific) for yet another translation FAIL: “the international press forgot to read the entire article”.
- She also defended Ronny’s Maldives getaway with his Shaykweight on Christmas; the footballer was with the child before & after the holiday and that’s all that matters. To Katia, at least.
Whatever. We know that this topsy turvy tale keeps on twisting, with Cristiano’s architect also recently adding his two sense by saying CR JR was adopted.
Fortunately for all of us, he made this bold revelation as he was giving La Sexta a tour of the Real Madrid man’s soon-to-be-redesigned home.
So in an effort to quit while we’re ahead, let’s focus on something we know we can get right: criticising the tacky interior of the Real Madrid man’s new La Finca home.
Spaceship-inspired Living Room
The piano, far right, was custom-ordered by Ronaldo for Irina, so said Joaquin Torres during the telly special. Since the circular room organically creates surround sound, Shaykweight’s ivory-tickling repertoire will be readily heard by all house guests…whether they like it or not.