January 28th, 2011

‘Baller Soap Operas: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Baby Mama Drama Continues

Image: EOnline.com.

From the family who firmly believes in the power of yellow leather, white cowboy boots and stretchy fabrics – sometimes all at once -  we bring you more utterly confusing details about CR JR!

And because we’re growing weary of this story and its “facts”, we bring you our 60-seconds-or-less synopsis of it all!

Ready? Set…GO!

- Speaking with Nova Gente, Crissy’s sissy Katia insisted his son only has two parents: Cristiano by DNA, Grandma Dolores by burden.

- Although she did consider the tot’s birth Mum to be “dead”, the pub has come to her defense by explaining she meant “dead” in a figurative senseNG blame the British media (The Sun, to be specific) for yet another translation FAIL: “the international press forgot to read the entire article”.

- Katia did manage to give two truths: her family knows the birth Mum’s identity, and she ain’t that British student as The Mirror exclusively claimed in early January.

- She also defended Ronny’s Maldives getaway with his Shaykweight on Christmas; the footballer was with the child before & after the holiday and that’s all that matters. To Katia, at least.

Whatever. We know that this topsy turvy tale keeps on twisting, with Cristiano’s architect also recently adding his two sense by saying CR JR was adopted.

Fortunately for all of us, he made this bold revelation as he was giving La Sexta a tour of the Real Madrid man’s soon-to-be-redesigned home. 

So in an effort to quit while we’re ahead, let’s focus on something we know we can get right: criticising the tacky interior of the Real Madrid man’s new La Finca home.

The Front Door
For a 7-bedroom, 8-bathroom fortress of hair gel, a door as secure as a bank vault is just a necessary precaution. Before you ask, that bedroom to bathroom ratio is correct.

Spaceship-inspired Living Room
The piano, far right, was custom-ordered by Ronaldo for Irina, so said Joaquin Torres during the telly special. Since the circular room organically creates surround sound, Shaykweight’s ivory-tickling repertoire will be readily heard by all house guests…whether they like it or not.

CR JR’s Bedroom/Playroom
We spy a whole lotta un-baby proofed green, which looks both uncomfortable and inadequate for a 6-month old.


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81 Responses to “‘Baller Soap Operas: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Baby Mama Drama Continues”

  1. Anna says:

    Can you please just be happy for another one coming to life??You all say poor baby,but in the end are all the gossips who makes his birth just something for people to talk about.Amen!

  2. Lisa says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that baby looks mixed with either Hispanic or black.

  3. Mary says:

    Wow, that CR JR room looks so inviting…

    If I was a kid I'd be like yayy a room?! O_o A room that looks more like a prison.

  4. Winnie Mata says:

    to quote Didier Drogba: that baby's room is "a f*cking disgrace!"
    honestly…it looks like a jail-cell for Yoshi, or Crazy Frog, or something

  5. Winnie Mata says:

    …please god! not another Michael Jackson! like seriously…please no!
    don't get me wrong, i love MJ's music, but he was a straight up weirdo!
    i pray to god Cristiano is NOTHING like him!

  6. BlackRose says:

    after seeing CR7's house, I have even more problems taking his relationship with that aspiring model seriously.

  7. Gabs says:

    I can't get past the door, are people suppose to actually live there? Tackiest place ever!!

  8. @linvinnaar says:


  9. rubyqueen says:

    in the world of ronaldo anything could happen and always does.i'm not surprised anymore..

  10. Jen says:

    What a pretentious wanker!! That house is TACKY!! The kid's bedroom looks uncomfortable and unsafe.

  11. Liz says:

    I have a lot of respect for him as a footballer, but we all know his ego is bigger than the Santiago Bernabeu and I never could picture him as a father… EVER. And he is proving that he isn't ready to be. He is putting himself and his stick of a girlfriend before his child. I am sure the bub will get everything he needs/wants in life in a materialistic sense, but I hope the baby gets more face time with his Daddy.

  12. Catie says:

    A. The house is like a bad space-age mansion from the '80s. And I'm sorry but you don't need to be father of the year to figure out that no kid would like that room. It looks like a puke colored prison cell.

    B. Love the Shaykweight nickname!

    C. I'm pretty sure this entire family is missing some very necessary synapses in their brains.

  13. Ashley says:

    You'll Hoes & Bitches need to look at your self before you call Irina names. All of you would trade places with her in a minute.

  14. @AgnesWonka says:

    they let the designers decide…..and they are not always right :S

  15. @AgnesWonka says:

    I think all the baby-mama drama will continue until she appears in the media saying: "I'm the baby's mother".
    CR's place is awful!!! it's true that the baby's room is cold and uncomfortable…..and dangerous! have you noticed that?

    Irina plays the piano? COOL!!! she has music talent…what's up?!

  16. shambla says:

    Okay for starters that room was built a few months before little baby made his arrival so who knows if it was just the beggining product. Regardless the design is def not suited for a little baby try in 3 years. I do hope that he fines a real woman that will love him and his baby in the future, because Irina seems like a joke. If she truly cared she would push him to spend more time with his son or suggest ways for the 3 of them to get involved. This is why footballers shouldn't have kids before at least 27 since most of them are still playing the field not to mention they lead such a busy lifestyle they;re never around much for their family and I imagine they just want to relax on days off. I def wouldn't want that for myself and my child. With talent like his he'll prob be playing well into his late 30s unless injury hits hard.

  17. Whitney Hot4Spurs says:

    Cute Baby! Now I'll get to it!

    1. Are those really his initials on the front door? Why?
    2. If he really did buy the piano for his girl then I think that's really sweet.
    3. That room for the baby looks a little unsafe. A professional did that? Really?
    3. Now on to the white furniture. He never has the baby anyway, so he won't need to worry about little baby hand prints all over it.

  18. Maya says:

    That kid is gonna be soooo confused when it’s older

  19. mochara says:

    All I can say is: Poor baby =(

  20. C16 says:

    OMG! I can't even get over the front door… It's so ridiculous!!! I'm laughing way more than I should be. LOL
    I am just… speechless. Just poor baby.

  21. gi0ia says:

    This is getting more and more outrageous… Dont know whether anyone can relate but actually – the more outrageous this is getting the less interesting it is becoming for me. I just want to yawn… Whoooaaaa!

  22. Liz says:

    Now that his sister has "confirmed" that the baby momma is not the girl the trash mags are claiming it just makes me even more convinced about my first choice for the baby momma, which starts with a "h" and rhymes with "looker".

    PS. I like the photo Kickette used at the top :)

  23. meh says:

    This family are in DIRE need of fashion tips, what hot messes!!!

  24. L.V.B says:

    The family is doing a pretty (pardon my french) shit job at raising this kid it seems in a normal enviroment….

    but at least the house looks awesome! (Yeh i know – biggy up the tackt taste)!

  25. Marie says:

    8 bathrooms? even if it is one bathroom for every day of the week…….ugh, is it normal to be this upset with the eccentric bedroom to bathroom ratio.?

    I wonder if Ireland and Cris have spent any time together, i mean they are practically soul mates when it comes to house interior taste… or the lack of it!

  26. Elisa says:

    I don't always like Cristiano. In fact, usually I just stare at him and wonder how he hasn't died from skin cancer or a buildup of chemicals from hair gel yet.

    But I think that the media storm around him and his kid has just gotten to be absolutely ridiculous. I realize that it's a weird situation, but to have all of this speculation and mud-slinging around a BABY is just disgusting. What it boils down to is the fact that we–rightly–do not know anything about this child's life. Cristiano could be a dead-beat dad or he could be with the kid every possible minute he's at home–the bottom line is we just don't know because Cristiano, whatever type of father he is, at least does not go to the media every five seconds to give us an update on the kid. As far as the mother being "dead" goes, I think that what most likely happened was that English newspapers took liberties, knowing that translation is always a bit murky, and twisted the Portuguese to mean what would sell the best story. It certainly would not be the first time they've done something like that.

    The bottom line is that we don't know anything concrete about the kid's life. Also, as far as that house goes, if the architect went public and put his two cents into the whole CR JR debate, I'd be surprised if he keeps his job working for CR7 much longer.

    • Velli. says:

      The most sensible thing I've read. I've been meaning to put my two cents in for a very long time now, about Ronaldo's baby mamma drama. I was afraid of being ostracized, since clearly, most people here have the same opinion-him being a dead beat dad and all. When the reality is, we do not know what's happening in that child's life. We don't have all the details. As Elisa said, he could be with Junior every moment he's home or whenever else he's got the time. Best bet is to stop all this nonsense speculation about the man's child and his parenting techniques. We don't know what's happening behind closed doors. Give it a rest.

  27. im preeeettyyy suree that the baby is gonna get easily hurt with that room.

  28. chicagambeta says:

    I saw a lovely 5 (6?) part interview with CR7 on YouTube, done by a Portuguese TV program. Made me change my views about him. In some moments when he visits a sick children's hospital he made me cry with his tenderness.

    Having said that…..this is quite possibly the most ghastly house I've ever seen. Has no heart whatsoever. No SOUL. Looks like a mix between an orgy den and a dentist's office. Imagine being held captive there…I think I'd go bonkers pretty quickly. Money can't buy taste, but it HAS to buy better than this.

    But then having said that….. he IS only 26 years old. He's trying. He's doing the best he can. Let him put all the "CR" initials on as many doors / tables / chairs he likes, let him go out with pouty Russian models, he will (hopefully) wise up sooner or later.

  29. Marsy says:

    wow the poor guy gets a lot of hatred around here.
    actually I don't know why, when you look at interviews, he seems to be a nice person.
    And he seems quite comfortable around children, so I don't know why he would be a bad father.
    Why would the baby not be in madrid, the house is big enough for him, the child and dolores.
    It cannot be easy, it's not like he can take him for a quiet stroll in the park, can he?

    • Cara says:

      La Finca is a private area, theres parks schools etc in the area surrounding as it is protected by barriers barring anyone unauthorised from entering. He doesnt get hatred when it isnt deserved. He is a nice person but he is totally screwing over his little boys life and its not fair. Yes he seems nice with kids that arent his own but the impression he gives off with his own is awful. Why would a 26 year old man want to live with his mother still? And Dolores has already said that she lives in Portugal still so that rules that option out.

      • Marsy says:

        well I don't know what's dramatic about the fact that his mother takes care of the baby. Where I live a lot of children with working parents go to daycare 12 hours a day. Isn't it better that his grandmother takes care of him, instead of a random nanny

        • cisarovna says:

          Thank you for your post. I don't understand the controversy either. I have friends who grew up with their grandparents and they are not messed up and their parents weren't deadbeat. Families are all different, some grandparents and even aunt and uncles live in the same house and other parents sent their kids half way around the world to grow up with extended family. I don't judge, life is too short.

  30. Liz says:

    So many good comments already by Susana, beri, Jenn, Laz, and Cammie. Took the words right out of my mouth.

    IMO people brought Irina on board for an image cleanup but then it got out of hand but now IMO it is WAY worse. I hope the people that thought up this brilliant plan are happy with themselves because now CR is being called a deadbeat dad, added to the list of names he is already called. Nothing worse IMO then a deadbeat dad.

  31. Yedu says:

    Kickette count down begins **Comments are now closed because, because yeesh people **

  32. Lily says:

    This whole mess is delicious. Call me evil but I just love everything about it. However I do feel bad for the child as he will probably be in the dark about his mother his entire life. As for his house, I wasn’t sure he could get any more narcissistic and looks like I’ve been proven wrong. Although we have heard from his teammates how much of a wonderful person he is, I can’t help but think that he is insufferable. The interior design is ridiculous and the baby room looks very random, therefore I do not approve.

  33. Leya_S says:

    I'm running out of words for the asshattery that is CR (and, of course, Irina).
    House is atrocious. The baby's room is like ice!
    If I'm honest, I'm glad that the baby stays with his grandmother, if only to protect him from his own father's ridiculousness. I would criticize CR's (lack of) raising his son, but I'm too tired, so I'm just gonna say that I hope Jr's abuelita is providing him with a lovely, healthy, loving upbringing in Portugal, out of the lime light.

    • I wish I could be so optimistic, but I remember seeing an interview with CRon in which he confessed to having had a pretty loveless childhood — his mom shipped him out to soccer training school at 10 in the hopes that he would make it big (as in big $$) and he says something about how other kids had their moms to put them to bed and he had to do his own laundry and sleep in a dorm from before he could remember and had it not been for the spray on tan, he might have started to tear up. I felt sorry for him, but it explained a great deal about his coldness and superficiality. I have a ten year old and it broke my heart, but look on Messi. He came from a poor family and his mom obviously cherished him and loved him to pieces without treating him like an ATM machine from the time the little guy could lace his own cleats! Oy!

  34. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    That's the baby's playroom/bedroom!?!?!?!?!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! i feel so bad for this kid..

  35. laz says:

    ok, why did you just delete the post i made kickette?

    I was only asking why you call Irina – 'Shaykweight'? – if there was a hidden meaning or something

  36. Jenn says:

    Sorry, but there's no excuse for chosing sex over his own baby cos those holidays on the maledives were basically for that purpose only. i just can't understand how a dad can leave his son alone on christmas to spend it with some girlfriend. it makes irina look bad aswell. a good woman would make her bf stay with his child, no matter what. she's just taking him away from his son as far as possible, it's so sad. she's such a fame whore, nothing else. they don't have a healthy relationship. if they did they'd try to raise this child together instead of going on holidays or shopping or whatever.

  37. laz says:

    Katia also as good as revealed that the child does not live with his father but lives all the time with grandmom (probably in portugal and most likely takes junior to madrid once in a while to visit his dad):

    "His mother is my mother, who is the person who is with him 24 hours a day."

    I also don't believe Katia meant "dead" literally, but that doesn't change the fact that it was a very poor choice of words and quite disrespectful as no matter what this girl is the child's mother even if she is not the mom and therefore ronaldo's should more respect for the woman whom bore and gave them their newest family member.

    But the whole situation is messed up – the guy is dating a woman whom seems to have more interest in fame and money than his child or even his family and even a monkey's uncle could tell that she is a selfish and manipulative person. But considering the family he is born into (the woman at least not having overly different attitudes to famewhores and/or golddiggers he usually picks to date themselves – i think that his sister katia once said that ronaldo should spend his money on his family, that it was their right as his family to have assess to his fortune – when in reality ronaldo CHOOSES to spend money on his family, it is not something is HAS TO do) and some of the things they come out with is it really that big a surprise that he keeps on picking these disasters. I'm just saying many of his family often talk to the press and go to celeb events themselves and obviously lap up the millionaires lifestyle that they are not unlike 'C/D' list celebs themselves (ie…famewhores/golddiggers) so girls that he dates whom are famewhores/golddiggers themselves he may not notice as much as other men would as he is so used to other people using him to gain fame, fortune, publicity, etc….. (his family/friends?/club/agent, etc….) that this probably now feels normal to him sadly and he doesn't know any different and that there are people in this world, especially on the girl front whom aren't after these things and don't act in these ways.

    I don't agree with a lot of the things ronaldo does in his personal life, especially some of the decisions he has made in the last 9-18 month but if you look at the people whom he surrounds himself with (some out of choice and some not) then you can't really be surprised and some things that we would like him to be must be an uphill struggle when you consider all this and his circumstances (living in a messed up celeb world with no real rules) he has been forced to/chooses to live in.

    At times i do feel sorry for him as when you consider the above his life must be very difficult to live sometimes but whilst saying that i hope the guy does wake up soon, telling his family to keep their months shut to the press and not poke their noses in his life so often, ditch irina whom is clearly no good for either him or his family and just spend some quality time alone just solely focusing on his football and son and nothing/no one else!

    • Kazzaround says:

      'famewhores/golddiggers'- I think the correct term to describe these females is BEARDS and the baby's probably from a surrogate (a la Ricky Martin!)

  38. Crackers says:

    Poor bubba. I hope all this fuss dies down before he gets old enough to remember, and Cris starts spending a bit more time around him (take some Dad Lessons from his good friend Kaká, maybe?)

    • sarrible says:

      YES. I'm sure there's some sort of instructional cell-phone video out there of Kaka teaching Cris how to change diapers. "And make sure to use extra talcum powder, because that is how you keep the devil away."

    • Anjali says:

      Tell me about it! I mean with all the time that he spend’s with Kaka you would think that atleast some of Kaka’s values would have rubbed onto him..Well what can you do? May be once his football days lessen he might have more time for his son..And I do pray he gets himself a proper woman to settle down with!

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      Kaká? please, anyone wants CR to be like him! we like the charismatic player that he is! he will learn to be a dad soon enough

  39. Jules says:

    I get the feeling that even if CR7 didn’t have crazy footballing talent/made insane amounts of money, his mum and sisters would still think the sun shone out of his rear end. As for that house… There are no words.

  40. nandosfreckles says:

    well you've seen ronaldos fashion disasters, what makes you think his taste in housing or whatever is any different?

  41. beri says:

    Am I the only one who is sick of hearing about CR and his baby mama drama? The whole story was handled badly from the start with his facebook/twitter statuses and it is going from bad to worse! In my opinion, he's a brilliant footballer, but his personal life is a joke.

    Anyways, as someone rightly said, I would not take anything Katia says seriously because she has lied to the press before to cover her brother's a**. And her defending his not being around to spend Christmas day with his son is yet another example of how they continuously make excuses for his s****y, irresponsible behaviour. He'll never change and why should he when he has people taking care of his responsibilities for him…

    The only person I feel sorry for is that baba because he didn't ask to be born into any of this. Poor baba…

  42. Estefi says:

    That place just doesn't look like a home to me.
    And I feel pity forr CR JR. Despite all the money and everything. Poor baby.

    • Clara says:

      Why 'poor baby' I don't get it.He's the son of a rich famous talented footballer and yes I think Cris has a heart and will give his son not just money,but love too.As for his bedroom,what do you wanted to be a cage??

  43. Chulo says:

    That baby is seriously cute, thats all I have to say on the matter

  44. Cammie says:

    Iam sure Katia is defending him since, he pays all the bills, sorry there is no excuse to spend the baby 1st X-Mas with your GF on a private island, doesn't he want the memory of his son 1st X-Mas. Sorry but Cris personal life is a MESS.Do you think Joker Smile is interesting in being a stepMom or getting to know JR. She is more interesting in securing a SI cover….Cris got sole custody so he needs to drop the skank and act like a father. Kaka, and Fernando Torres should be his examples..Yeah his house is a bit much for my taste

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      I don't think that 2 balles like Kaká and Torres that dismissed their youth to become parents are good examples!…..in anything!

      • aps says:

        What do u mean by they “dismissed their youth”? Kaka and Torres are 27 and 26 so they aren’t that young. I think that’s a good age to have a baby. There are other examples of footballers dismissing their youth to become fathers. See Kun Aguero.

  45. MadameGourcuff says:

    I honestly think she should stop giving interviews period, and if Cristiano wants to speak for himself then let him. The mother is out of the picture, and his mum doesn't mind filling in so as long as he's getting love that's all that matters. that house also looks a bit tacky and clearly needs a female's touch. (but not Irina's,lol)

  46. Missy Manchester says:


    What a hideous, ridiculous "house". It looks like Vector from 'Despicable Me' did the interior design.

    I simply cannot imagine the two of them (CRon & the Shaykester) being responsible for CR Jr. whenever Mother Ronaldo lets them babysit. Eek.

  47. mvp-va says:

    Young footballers, take note: nothing screams "arriviste douchebag" like putting your initials everywhere in your home and car. Bentleys and Porsches are just fine without your initials embroidered into the seats (I'm looking at you, David Beckham); houses can be impressive and lovely without your monogram in the door, gates, and countertops (pay attention, CR7 and Phil Neville [www.dailymail.co.uk/.../Phil-Nevilles-Versace-themed-mansion-finally-sells--1-5-million-asking-price.html]). Try to look like you belong there.

  48. BarçaRoja says:

    Ho hum… For someone who is probably the highest paid footballer, these interiors look so blah! I've seen some of the works of his architect Joaquin Torres, and they are quite the opposite of what I'm seeing here!
    I work for an architectural design firm in a third world country, and I'm quite sure that even design students here can do a far better and impressive job than that!
    I guess if you get a client like CR, you just have no choice but to swallow your artistic pride, submit yourself to the tackiness and laugh your way to the bank!

  49. juve_grrrl10 says:

    I know CR are his initials, but also can't help thinking of "comfort room". And then to have that placed on your front door? Ugh.

  50. Thea says:

    House is tacky, sister a scrouger, GF a skank, Brother an egotistical Jerseylicious wannbe, Baby is alas unfortunate.

  51. Susana says:

    I'm sorry, but the house is just tacky.
    As for JR's bedroom. Don't think he will be spending much time there anyway, but it looks cold and uninviting for a child. The bed looks like it's wooden. It looks like one of those "slot hotels" in Asia where you pay a few dollars to sleep in a tube for the night.
    As for Katia…I wouldn't believe anything she says. She's lied for CR before. She said he was in Madrid when in fact we all saw photos of him in NY with the Russian Nobody. But what do you expect? CR is her mealticket.
    So now the Russian Nobody plays piano? I suppose she does that in between readings of Dostoevsky, studying for her astrophysics courses, and picking jam out of her toes. *rolls eyes*

    • Cammie says:

      Yeah Katia has lied before, she claim Cris was going to reveal the baby name and never did. She loves talking, I notice that Elma never talks…but I wonder if Katia would of spend her childs 1st X-mas on private island with her bf.