January 18th, 2012

‘Baller Soap Operas: Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta

Image: Leo Pix.

We’ve come across some potentially juicy stuff relating to the new coupling of Kevin-Prince Boateng and Melissa Satta, most of which you’ll want to read and judge for yourselves.

There’s both facts and falsehoods to sift through here, so a bulleted list it is.

The Backstory

- K-P married his long term girlfriend, Jennifer, two days after signing with Tottenham Hotspur in ’07. The couple eventually had one son together.

- From there, his domestic league duties took him to Portsmouth and Genoa before a successful loan stint at AC Milan saw him pen a more permanent contract with a club.

- In September of 2011, Boateng ended his four year marriage to Jennifer, who is German (K-P plays for Ghana while younger brother, Jerome, chose to play for Germany’s national team). The split was said to be amicable and Kevin-Prince was allowed to keep his tools just in case he had to fix any home repairs.

- Since around last October, K-PB was said to be dating SI Swimsuit model/Christian Vieri ex, Melissa Satta. Coincidentally or not, this was around that same time his ex-wife high-tailed it back to Berlin with their son, Jermaine-Prince.

- It’s worth reminding you all about the time Satta was seen disembarking from Leo DiCaprio’s private plane. Lucky, lucky bish.

The Latest

- Boateng’s relationship with Satta was firmly cemented after the pair were papped out together at a Rihanna concert in early December.

- Naturally, the rumour mill went cray cray over this footy + “fashion” model hook up, with gossip circulating about the real reason Mr & Mrs Boateng split up: so Kevin could pursue Melissa, whom he met at a AC Milan’s party.

- One thing we want to call out for you, Kickettes: we didn’t read/find any suggestions that Boateng cheated on his wife with Melissa while he and Jennifer were still married. Of course, that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen…

AC Milan girlfriend WAG soccer player

- Assuming Boateng himself caught wind of such infidelity allegations, he formally responded with: “Me and Melissa are lovers and happy, we do not do anything wrong.”

- Since the start of 2012, we’ve learned a lot about Melissa. For example, to say she likes taking pictures of herself would be an understatement. She LOVES taking pictures of herself.

- Also, she’s not a fan of clothes. Sky News Italia is a huge fan of this (NSFW).

- Anyway, the Italian media have been having a field day charting the comings and goings of these two ever since Melissa snagged herself a seat fit for an official WAG in the Dolce & Gabbana VIP suite at the San Siro.

- She even managed a visit from the AC Milan player in between his squad’s training sessions in Dubai over the holidays. Homegirl’s photo opportunities are impressive, we admit.

- Together, we predict they’ll eventually topple Mario Balotelli & Raffaella Fico in the WBCHTRP style-less stakes.

- In conclusion: footy relationships are hard work. We suck at hard work.

Well, we’ve done our job. Now will you do yours please?

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14 Responses to “‘Baller Soap Operas: Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta”

  1. huron says:

    prine is my role model in football

  2. pixie says:

    if i was melissa i would be ashamed of myself. The bish is a homewrecker

  3. CAPoet says:

    hahahahaha!!! My eyes can't help but gravitate towards the chicks face in the lower right-hand corner of the first picture…..if that even is a chick! lol! Her face!!!

  4. Taz says:

    here's hoping for the best that he didn't cheat on her, no wife deserves that. and honestly, i'm also not in the mood for another cheating 'baller cliche- "marries childhood sweetheart and then finds a mo-del to boink on the side"

  5. xbabyshakesx says:

    interesting how she's been with around =.=

  6. Scoop says:

    Why do footballers settle so early with a girl in their career? Why not wait until you have reached your peak and then choose a girl then to commit? No offence to the first girl but he was always going to stray when he saw what he could get while playing for Milan.

  7. ochocincosays says:

    he is so attractive *__*, that picture with his ex-wife does him no favors though

  8. PUPOVAC SNJEZANA says:

    HE WAS PICTURED WITH ONE SERBIAN MODEL FEW WEEKS AGO

  9. Rosa says:

    Never liked him tbh. Always comes across as a pop-star wannabe. Decent footballer mind you, but his pseudo-swagger is laughable.

    On a sidenote, always thought Jerome was the older of the two. Kevin looks younger than him.

  10. Alone- Brazil says:

    His girlfriend is prettier than his brother's Jerome Boateng (Germany)

  11. Alone- Brazil says:

    Seine Freundin ist hübscher als sein Bruder Jerome Boateng (Deutschland)

  12. miengdanthammohoinach says:

    sad for celebrities